Random thread of good jokes, aggie jokes, yo mama jokes, or what have you..

[jswinf]

^^Is that the big dog's dinner?

I thought the skateboard video was going to be one of those 'kid takes a nasty header' things. Glad it wasn't.

Keep 'em coming Sentinel, good stuff. OK, you want a joke:

Marilyn, of Boston, Mass.,
stood in water up to her ankles.

It doesn't rhyme now,
but wait 'till the tide comes in!

[chatt_town]

Yo momma so fat...a helicopter tried to land her back because she had a malcolm x jacket on.

yo momma so dumb....it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.


yo house so small....I threw a rock in it and hit errbody.


yo house so dirty....the roaches drive jeeps.


yo momma so short....she have to stand on a nickel to pi$$ over a dime.


ya'll so poor...I saw your momma kickin a can down the street and I ask her.....what chu doin? she said...."we moooovin"

[Sentinel]

Something sweet to finish off...

[Sentinel]

Senti just can't get over lion and tiger cubs ...

[Sentinel]

Anyone lost a cat ?



Anyone lost a bunch of cats ?

[Hood_Man]

A tennis ball walks into a bar, and the barman says "Have you been served?"

[Sentinel]

[Sentinel]

"One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child."
-- Randall Jarrell

"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."
-- Lily Tomlin

"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever."
-- Anonymous

[Bhagi Katbamna]

Originally Posted by Sentinel

"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien ****** that wasn't immune to bullets."
-- Unknown

It was Brigadier Alister Lethbridge Stewart on Doctor Who.

"Why do married men die sooner than their wives? Because they want to."

Henny Youngmen

[jswinf]

Originally Posted by Sentinel

"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever."
-- Anonymous

It's true, that guy Anonymous had a lot of good ones.

[Sentinel]

heart warming pic ...


New arrivals ...



Starting young ...

[Sentinel]

"Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time."
-- Norman Ford


"What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance."
-- Havelock Ellis

[Sentinel]

"The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps."
-- Benjamin Disraeli

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
-- George Burns

[Sentinel]

Guess who walked by my window ?

[Sentinel]

[jswinf]

Sentinel, old sport, (I saw The Great Gatsby a couple weeks ago,) I watched that pulsating coastline thing for an embarrassingly long time and I'm baffled. Hint?

[TenniseaWilliams]

Originally Posted by jswinf

Sentinel, old sport, (I saw The Great Gatsby a couple weeks ago,) I watched that pulsating coastline thing for an embarrassingly long time and I'm baffled. Hint?

Fractals.

The measure of a coastline is amazingly dependent upon the length of the ruler, grasshopper.

[Sentinel]

[FlamEnemY]

Originally Posted by Sentinel

Bullseye!

10 loose tires!

[Sentinel]

Originally Posted by jswinf

Sentinel, old sport, (I saw The Great Gatsby a couple weeks ago,) I watched that pulsating coastline thing for an embarrassingly long time and I'm baffled. Hint?

I too watched it a bit too long before I realized there was a loop in there. Someone else says he found where it's looped but I didn't have the desire to waste time doing that.

BTW, today (April 1st), my cursor (mouse) is jumping around in my browser (firefox) off and on. Not sure if this is some FF trick or what. I am on a Mac so can't be some virus. I deactivated an app i had just installed the other day, but it persists. Anyone else facing that?