And who said you couldn't learn anything from television (sitcoms)? Next time you play, I dare you to wear a DC Comics t-shirt. Perhaps the Flash.
I can try some super-cheap string I have, and if it won't play, I can use it to pick out trout.
I would have to play tennis in a Flash t-shirt on a Friday because wearing a Flash t-shirt on any other day would be insane. Of course Friday night is vintage video game night so my tennis might have to be Donkey Kong Tennis....or Pong. Hey, maybe I could play tennis in a Flash t-shirt on the next Anything Can Happen Thursday!
Now fortified with tiger blood and Adonis DNA.