I have a cockroach infestation.

ninman · 09-23-2012, 02:03 AM

Ok, so I made this video so people can see how bad it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFse9Z4srTU

How do I get rid of them?

ollinger · 09-23-2012, 04:11 AM

There's a better chance that THEY will get rid of YOU.

ninman · 09-23-2012, 04:21 AM

My post was a joke, I was just curious to know what people thought of that guy's house.

Sentinel · 09-23-2012, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by ninman

Ok, so I made this video so people can see how bad it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFse9Z4srTU

How do I get rid of them?

Try Dynamite.

Sentinel · 09-23-2012, 05:00 AM

Oh, your HOUSE has a roach infestation. I came into this thread thinking YOU had 'em all over your body like lice or ticks.

6-1 6-3 6-0 · 09-23-2012, 05:34 AM

You get rid of them by learning to clean.

r2473 · 09-23-2012, 07:30 AM

Try boring them to death by subjecting them to repetitive, pointless threads.

Hood_Man · 09-23-2012, 09:02 AM

Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Sentinel · 09-23-2012, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Hood_Man

Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Yeah, that should shock and awe the little suckers back to the Mesopotamian era?

But wait, didn't they survive nuclear bombs ?
What I am particularly concerned about is the problem of mutation.
What we absolutely don't want is a roach-zilla.
Nobody wants 100 meter long roaches in NYC.

RF20Lennon · 09-23-2012, 10:46 AM

Borrow anti matter from CERN and release it!!

aced_Tezuka · 09-23-2012, 10:50 AM

Kill them with fire!

Sentinel · 09-23-2012, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by RF20Lennon

Borrow anti matter from CERN and release it!!

Borrow ?? How do you intend to return it ?

Seth · 09-23-2012, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by r2473

Try boring them to death by subjecting them to repetitive, pointless threads.

RF20Lennon · 09-23-2012, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sentinel

Borrow ?? How do you intend to return it ?

Ok my mistake, STEAL!

Hood_Man · 09-23-2012, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sentinel

Yeah, that should shock and awe the little suckers back to the Mesopotamian era?

But wait, didn't they survive nuclear bombs ?
What I am particularly concerned about is the problem of mutation.
What we absolutely don't want is a roach-zilla.
Nobody wants 100 meter long roaches in NYC.

D: Damn, roaches must be the only creatures to survive that particular meme

ninman · 09-23-2012, 02:19 PM

I have actually seen the fire department in the US do a controlled burn of a property to get rid of roaches before. This video is even funnier though. It's the same house, but a different vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DQX9gq1PHU

I love it when the guy says "how can you live like this?" and the guy who lives there says "it's not pleasant". LOL.

Limpinhitter · 09-23-2012, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ninman

Ok, so I made this video so people can see how bad it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFse9Z4srTU

How do I get rid of them?

They look like ants compared to the cockroaches around here.

coolblue123 · 09-23-2012, 05:07 PM

show the Fed/Murray Olympics match. if that won't drive them away, nothing will.

Sentinel · 09-23-2012, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by coolblue123

show the Fed/Murray Olympics match. if that won't drive them away, nothing will.

You could get Rena to threaten them.

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Ok my mistake, STEAL!

Ok, so now you have a bigger problem. Interpol's after ya!

Sentinel · 09-23-2012, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by aced_Tezuka

Kill them with fire!

Be sure to play them this while you zot them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUm15jxuMvM

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