New Racquet (In development)

NickJ · 10-02-2012, 11:30 PM

Hi all, just wanted to share some info but keep it to yourselves as this may go global very quickly. I'm developing a new racquet that if the technology works will blow all other racquet manufacturers out of the water!
I'm calling it the NickJ Super-Duper 3000. It is essentially all the tech that racquet companies over the years have added to their racquets, all combined in one! Imagine how good that stick will be!??!!! It will have biomimietic (? is that a made up word? Who casres it sounds techy) Youtek Ncode Kfactor BLX Micro-liquid-metal-gel, a Vcore with a few Woofers & Rollers thrown in, made from a Hyper-Aero-Pro Braided carbon/titanium/kevlar/unobtainium mix.
I'm sure there's some other tech I've forgotton to include but please remind me what else I can shove in there & I'll give you a credit! What a racquet this is gonna be!

UCSF2012 · 10-02-2012, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by NickJ

Hi all, just wanted to share some info but keep it to yourselves as this may go global very quickly. I'm developing a new racquet that if the technology works will blow all other racquet manufacturers out of the water!
I'm calling it the NickJ Super-Duper 3000. It is essentially all the tech that racquet companies over the years have added to their racquets, all combined in one! Imagine how good that stick will be!??!!! It will have biomimietic (? is that a made up word? Who casres it sounds techy) Youtek Ncode Kfactor BLX Micro-liquid-metal-gel, a Vcore with a few Woofers & Rollers thrown in, made from a Hyper-Aero-Pro Braided carbon/titanium/kevlar/unobtainium mix.
I'm sure there's some other tech I've forgotton to include but please remind me what else I can shove in there & I'll give you a credit! What a racquet this is gonna be!

We need to find you a girlfriend.

Vcore89 · 10-03-2012, 12:13 AM

Just a quick retort. All the tech babble is just mincing with words, take for example Karophite Black = Innegra.

NickJ · 10-03-2012, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by UCSF2012

We need to find you a girlfriend.

I don't think my wife would approve, but thanks for the kind thought!

BoomstickTPH · 10-03-2012, 04:14 AM

That racquet would be too unstable trust me I've tried.

anirut · 10-03-2012, 04:23 AM

Make sure it comes standard with a western grip.

McLovin · 10-03-2012, 04:34 AM

Don't forget to magnetize it, and it should be a thin-beam-wide-body with a straight-constant-variable-taper beam.

dr325i · 10-03-2012, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by NickJ

I don't think my wife would approve, but thanks for the kind thought!

Then, find a babysitter and take your wife out on a date, she will really appreciate that.

Nostradamus · 10-03-2012, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by McLovin

Don't forget to magnetize it, and it should be a thin-beam-wide-body with a straight-constant-variable-taper beam.

What about that new radar AI chip that will help you hit the ball in the sweet spot about 99.9 % of the time. Now That would change the racket industry forever.

Sounds crazy, but this would not help you control the ball. Control will still be up to you but racket will help you find the sweet spot every time. this would improve amateur game tremendously, Not to mention Mr. Roger Federer.

McLovin · 10-03-2012, 04:44 AM

Oh, and add some DNX Organix Basalt Intellifibre w/ a Bio Sensor handle.

McLovin · 10-03-2012, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by dr325i

Then, find a babysitter and take your wife out on a date, she will really appreciate that.

Obviously you are not married. Wives don't appreciate anything their husbands do for them...

dr325i · 10-03-2012, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by McLovin

Obviously you are not married. Wives don't appreciate anything their husbands do for them...

Just celebrated our 13-year anniversary, and our older just turned 11.
I would not generalize, though

syke · 10-03-2012, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by McLovin

Obviously you are not married. Wives don't appreciate anything their husbands do for them...

You poor thing.. No sweet loving for the McLovin.

McLovin · 10-03-2012, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by syke

You poor thing.. No sweet loving for the McLovin.

Luckily for me, after 20 years of marriage & two kids, my wife still resembles your avatar:

So I will put up w/ her not appreciating me...

dr325i · 10-05-2012, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by McLovin

Luckily for me, after 20 years of marriage & two kids, my wife still resembles your avatar:

So I will put up w/ her not appreciating me...

You've seen Shallow Hal?

xFullCourtTenniSx · 10-05-2012, 07:59 PM

Come on guys... I thought we were done with Racket Tech? It's so stone age!

What you need, is a hyper static string made of a combination of adamantium and unobtainium, using nano-technology to constantly monitor static levels, string tension, elasticity levels, and RPM of the string (yes, the string will actually SPIN so that they will put RPM on the ball for you even if you hit with a 100% flat stroke) to give you that perfect "grab" into the "sweetspot" with plenty of "ball pocketing" that launches the ball with levels of spin and pace that would make a combination of Nadal's forehand and the hard hitting Delpo look like a newborn.

You kids needs to drop your little toy rackets and move on to the future of tennis.

BreakPoint · 10-05-2012, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by NickJ

Hi all, just wanted to share some info but keep it to yourselves as this may go global very quickly. I'm developing a new racquet that if the technology works will blow all other racquet manufacturers out of the water!
I'm calling it the NickJ Super-Duper 3000. It is essentially all the tech that racquet companies over the years have added to their racquets, all combined in one! Imagine how good that stick will be!??!!! It will have biomimietic (? is that a made up word? Who casres it sounds techy) Youtek Ncode Kfactor BLX Micro-liquid-metal-gel, a Vcore with a few Woofers & Rollers thrown in, made from a Hyper-Aero-Pro Braided carbon/titanium/kevlar/unobtainium mix.
I'm sure there's some other tech I've forgotton to include but please remind me what else I can shove in there & I'll give you a credit! What a racquet this is gonna be!

If you really did that it would be the WORST racquet ever conceived because EVERY new technology that has been put into tennis racquets over the past 30 years have made the racquets WORSE. So if you put ALL of these useless technologies into ONE racquet, it would be so BAD that it would be UNPLAYABLE.

The 30 year old racquets (e.g., PS 85, POG, PC600 & Donnay Pro One, etc.) are still better than anything that has come out since.

chopstic · 10-05-2012, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by xFullCourtTenniSx

Come on guys... I thought we were done with Racket Tech? It's so stone age!

What you need, is a hyper static string made of a combination of adamantium and unobtainium, using nano-technology to constantly monitor static levels, string tension, elasticity levels, and RPM of the string (yes, the string will actually SPIN so that they will put RPM on the ball for you even if you hit with a 100% flat stroke) to give you that perfect "grab" into the "sweetspot" with plenty of "ball pocketing" that launches the ball with levels of spin and pace that would make a combination of Nadal's forehand and the hard hitting Delpo look like a newborn.

You kids needs to drop your little toy rackets and move on to the future of tennis.

Yeah, I agree! Im thinking it needs a Star Trek tractor beam built into it, to always suck the ball right into the center of the string bed.

BreakPoint · 10-05-2012, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by chopstic

Yeah, I agree! Im thinking it needs a Star Trek tractor beam built into it, to always suck the ball right into the center of the string bed.

Then why not a Star Trek transporter so that instead of having to hit the ball to where you want it to go, you can just "beam" it to exactly where you want the ball to land in your opponent's court.

lawrencejin · 10-05-2012, 08:56 PM

I think your new racket will sell extremely well if you add a robot that plays tennis for you (with a purchase of two or more rackets)

10-02-2012, 11:30 PM	#1
NickJ Rookie Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Newport, Shropshire, UK Posts: 210	New Racquet (In development) Hi all, just wanted to share some info but keep it to yourselves as this may go global very quickly. I'm developing a new racquet that if the technology works will blow all other racquet manufacturers out of the water! I'm calling it the NickJ Super-Duper 3000. It is essentially all the tech that racquet companies over the years have added to their racquets, all combined in one! Imagine how good that stick will be!??!!! It will have biomimietic (? is that a made up word? Who casres it sounds techy) Youtek Ncode Kfactor BLX Micro-liquid-metal-gel, a Vcore with a few Woofers & Rollers thrown in, made from a Hyper-Aero-Pro Braided carbon/titanium/kevlar/unobtainium mix. I'm sure there's some other tech I've forgotton to include but please remind me what else I can shove in there & I'll give you a credit! What a racquet this is gonna be!

10-03-2012, 12:13 AM	#3
Vcore89 Rookie Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 387	Just a quick retort. All the tech babble is just mincing with words, take for example Karophite Black = Innegra. __________________ VCORE Tour 89 - Weiss CANNON TurboTwist 17L (1.18) @60 lbs.

10-03-2012, 04:14 AM	#5
BoomstickTPH New User Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Dallas,TX Posts: 52	That racquet would be too unstable trust me I've tried. __________________ "Gotta Step it up!!"

10-03-2012, 04:23 AM	#6
anirut Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Krungthep (Bangkok), Siam (Thailand) Posts: 4,858	Make sure it comes standard with a western grip. __________________ PK REDONDO TALKS & INTERESTING LINKS REGARDING REDONDO: http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=102323 Making a Super Redondo: http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showpost.php?p=1113290&postcount=355 "Don't play what's there. Play what's not there." -- Miles Davis

10-03-2012, 04:34 AM	#7
McLovin Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,603	Don't forget to magnetize it, and it should be a thin-beam-wide-body with a straight-constant-variable-taper beam. __________________ "Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row" -- Vitas Gerulaitis, after beating Jimmy Connors on his 17th try.