Random thread of good jokes, aggie jokes, yo mama jokes, or what have you..

[kimbahpnam]

[stringertom]

Q: Why does a fart have odor?

A: For the benefit of the deaf!

[Sentinel]

Originally Posted by stringertom

Q: Why does a fart have odor?

A: For the benefit of the deaf!

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.

[PSNELKE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyald5tqM8E

I loved it,

[stringertom]

Originally Posted by Sentinel

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.

Save any further quality put-downs for your good buddy, Sureshs! Now, by looking at my watch, I have already spent too much time with you!

[stringertom]

Q: When is the honeymoon officially over?

A: When a "quickie before dinner" refers to a drink!

[Sentinel]

Originally Posted by stringertom

Save any further quality put-downs for your good buddy, xxxx! Now, by looking at my watch, I have already spent too much time with you!

That;s actually who I had in mind, but did not wanna offend anyone.

[Hood_Man]

[stringertom]

^^^Her bikini & bicycle color-coordinate so well!

BTW, I have often wished for reincarnation as an inanimate object, such as her bicycle seat.

[krz]

Originally Posted by Hood_Man

hahahaha I seriously took me a good 30 seconds to see godzilla...

[hollywood9826]

Thats the 5th time i looked at it and didnt see godzilla until you mentioned he was actully in there.

That reminds me of the time I went and saw the CN Tower.

[Sentinel]

Is her butt in the wrong place

[stringertom]

Originally Posted by hollywood9826

Thats the 5th time i looked at it and didnt see godzilla until you mentioned he was actully in there.

That reminds me of the time I went and saw the CN Tower.

You may believe that's the CN Tower...actually I had to lie down after meeting her somewhere beyond the background horizon!

[Tammo]

This coffee tastes like mud, it must have been ground this morning.

[I Heart Thomas Muster]

A guy is playing a round of golf with his buddies at his club while his wife is in the clubhouse playing cards with the rest of the wives. On the 18th hole the guy hits his ball behind a tool shed for the greens keeper. As he's preparing to punch out onto the fairway his caddy tells him "Wait! I'll open the doors on both sides, take a 4 iron and punch a low runner onto the green and you're putting for birdie".

The golfer considers it and pulls out the four iron, places the ball in the back of the stance and hits a sweet low runner which clears the first doors and is about to clear the second set when it nicks the edge, shoots of to the clubhouse, breaks through the window and strikes his wife in the temple killing her instantly.

About a year later the golfer decides it's time to play golf again finds himself on the 18 hole behind the same tool shed. As he's about to punch out the caddy tells him "I'll open both sets of doors, you take a 4 iron and punch a low runner onto the green and save yourself a stroke." The golfer looks at the caddy incredulously and says "Are you crazy?? Last time I tried that shot I got a quadruple bogey!"

[Sentinel]

[Kot_Bigemot]

Originally Posted by Sentinel

LOVE IT!!!!

[Hood_Man]

If Abu Hamza gets the eletric chair, could he stick his hook up in the air and pretend he's a bumper car?

[stringertom]

Originally Posted by Hood_Man

If Abu Hamza gets the eletric chair, could he stick his hook up in the air and pretend he's a bumper car?

Were we in the US able to reduce our import/export gap a bit by unloading a few used "Old Sparky" models to the UK???

[Sentinel]

A planet doesn't explode of itself," said dryly The Martian Astronomer, gazing off into the air: "That they were able to do it is proof that highly Intelligent beings must have been living there."
- John Hall Wheelcock,"Earth"