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10-05-2012, 11:55 AM
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A Brit shop in San Francisco sells canned vegetarian haggis. I did not try it.
 
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10-07-2012, 01:43 PM
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^ I'm sure it's best to never try that.
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10-17-2012, 08:28 AM
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"The Russian Sniper"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHtHE...eature=related _____
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~ ILC is a Kumquat ~ Horses's *** Whisperer The hot dog is the noblest of dogs....it feeds the hand that bites it. |
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10-17-2012, 11:29 AM
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 It's back to the middle ages for your own ILC. My blackberry died today. RIP little red guy. Have orderd another one to arrive in a few days, but til then, it's bacak to the middle ages!
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10-17-2012, 04:46 PM
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The Bistro shooting range is attracting new customers.
 Here are some new customers walking down Bistro Street, hoping to arrive in time for the "Stolichnaya Happy Hour."  I think I have seen these two here before. 
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"The illusion which exalts us is dearer to us than ten thousand truths." Pushkin Last edited by Mike Bulgakov : 10-17-2012 at 05:09 PM. |
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10-17-2012, 04:54 PM
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 Is she dealing with one of the notorious Indian eggplant cartels again? I heard ILC mention someone named "Dog Feeder" when I walked by her.
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10-18-2012, 05:35 AM
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It's how you connect into The Matrix which ILC is great at. The whole appliances-phobia is a clever cover-up. ILC is the unassuming Oracle, or so i suspect, and Dedan's could be Morpheus, or even The One. Who knows ?
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10-18-2012, 06:12 AM
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"Helloo?...who's that speaking please?.."
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"Party Line" - Back in the day, in the US & UK, there were "party lines" you shared with other people as there weren't enough lines to go around: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Rf2vF_7-M 
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10-18-2012, 06:57 AM
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This calls for  + 
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10-29-2012, 01:32 PM
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I would like a mug of Stolichnaya, please.
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10-29-2012, 01:35 PM
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11-01-2012, 10:39 PM
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Bartender, I would like a super dry Stolichnaya and cloudberry martini, please.
 Also, please send two Absolut and kumquat martinis to the ceiling fan.
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11-03-2012, 12:02 PM
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Pretty close group...
Emma was playing a small tennis tournament today. She played both singles and doubles. The doubles group was pretty small - only three teams so they played a round-robin...
The result (Rank, Team, Matches, Sets, Games): 1. Caroline/Dzenana 2-0 4-2 20-19 2. Amanda/Frida 1-1 3-3 21-21 3. Emma/Alexzandra 0-2 2-4 21-22 All three matches went to the deciding match tiebreak.... F/A vs A/E: 5-7, 6-4, [10-5] F/A vs C/D: 6-3, 3-6, [4-10] A/E vs C/D: 6-3, 4-6, [6-10] Before the last match the situation was that if A/E won in straight sets they would win the round-robin/group. Or if it went to a match tiebreaker they would win if they had a positive game ratio (which they had) *and* won the tieabreaker. They got to 6-6 in the tiebreaker. And lost, and thus finished last. Drat! Ah well... It was a good warm-up for Emma for her bigger tournament that starts on Monday (she also lost her singles match). Btw, since it's my birthday today let's celebrate with some free beer for all! Last edited by peter : 11-03-2012 at 12:10 PM. |
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11-03-2012, 05:37 PM
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 Bartender, please send a glass of Stoli Hot to Peter.  
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11-03-2012, 09:57 PM
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Happy Birthday to our dear Peter! I think the lemurs have something planned for later
 Free drinks for all!
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11-13-2012, 10:20 PM
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11-13-2012, 10:34 PM
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Cheers to CC, ILC, Fee, and Malakas. The lemur and random humans socializes with them as I pilfer the remaining bottles of Stolichnaya.
 
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11-28-2012, 04:41 PM
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All the Stolichnaya is gone. The Bistro is empty, except for the lemurs and LPV, who are partying all day and night, and a few cats and dogs.
I asked Natalia to look after the Bistro cats.    
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11-28-2012, 04:46 PM
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Marloes will look after the dogs that Sentinel left here.
  
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12-06-2012, 11:51 PM
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THE BISTRO CITY NEWS
Bistro City Police have closed the Stolichnaya smuggling operation run by Mr. LPV, Mr. Lemurov, and an unidentified man from Russia. It is believed that they have escaped to Russia with two women named Marloes and Natalia, and several cats and dogs. A ceiling fan is also reported to be missing.
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