Random thread of good jokes, aggie jokes, yo mama jokes, or what have you.. - Page 112

sureshs · 10-12-2012, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sentinel

That;s actually who I had in mind, but did not wanna offend anyone.

LISP = List of Irritating Parantheses

Sentinel · 10-21-2012, 07:19 AM

http://www.romneytaxplan.com/

Click the button

Link from Rob Pike's google+

stringertom · 10-21-2012, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sentinel

http://www.romneytaxplan.com/

Click the button

Link from Rob Pike's google+

This post qualifies as a random joke! Romney/Ryan...Road to Ruin!

Sentinel · 10-24-2012, 11:53 PM

Leelord337 · 10-27-2012, 02:41 PM

Hood_Man · 11-06-2012, 10:51 AM

krz · 11-06-2012, 02:07 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pJTn5n1jKg

Sentinel · 11-07-2012, 08:09 PM

http://jwz.livejournal.com/1774883.html

jswinf · 01-04-2013, 05:55 PM

"Hey, NASCAR fans, whatever happened to Dick Trickle? Seems like he kind of petered out..."

Actually, according to Wikipedia, he's 71 years old, which pretty much explains it, in more ways than one.

Actually, I'm not so much offering this gem of humor as trying to bait Sentinel into reviving this poor thread. I poked around the forum a little and learned he's been concentrating on finding a lost dog, certainly more important than fooling around on-line. Hope it goes well.

Leelord337 · 01-30-2013, 12:39 AM

Sentinel · 01-30-2013, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jswinf

Actually, I'm not so much offering this gem of humor as trying to bait Sentinel into reviving this poor thread. I poked around the forum a little and learned he's been concentrating on finding a lost dog, certainly more important than fooling around on-line. Hope it goes well.

This thread has temporarily moved to suresh's (excellent) tips on giving tips thread.

btw. I searched far and wide for 5-6 weeks but had to call it off since parents are not well and need a lot of looking after. Unable to get out of the house.

Leelord, i came back to check your sig. Best sig forever.

sureshs · 01-30-2013, 06:26 AM

^^^ Was that the reason for your absence?

Leelord337 · 01-30-2013, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sentinel

This thread has temporarily moved to suresh's (excellent) tips on giving tips thread.

btw. I searched far and wide for 5-6 weeks but had to call it off since parents are not well and need a lot of looking after. Unable to get out of the house.

Leelord, i came back to check your sig. Best sig forever.

Thank you Senti! :^) you've got the best avatars ever. Glad to cya back.

Sorry about the family prob, and hope things clear up fast.

Sentinel · 01-31-2013, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leelord337

Thank you Senti! :^) you've got the best avatars ever. Glad to cya back.

Sorry about the family prob, and hope things clear up fast.

Well, its Alzheimers, so it only gets worse by the day. No hope.

Yes, suresh. That dog is very dear to me, and everything took a back seat for me. I am still trying to accept it. Your post about early morning stuff in that tips thread cracked me up!

ChuDat · 02-08-2013, 09:17 PM

trolling at its finest

Leelord337 · 02-20-2013, 03:43 PM

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying *******! You've been playing golf!"

stringertom · 02-20-2013, 10:12 PM

The following bumper sticker seen today made me LOL!

Driver carries no cash...he's married!

Sentinel · 02-21-2013, 07:22 PM

A HR Manager, His male Assistant, An Old Woman And Her Young Daughter Are Travelling In A Train And During The Course Of Time Get Themselves Introduced To Each Other And Become Temporary Friends... The Train Goes Through A Tunnel And It Gets Completely Dark... Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound And Then A Slap !!!

... The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel... The Women And The Assistant Are Sitting There Looking Perplexed... The Manager Is Bending Over Holding His Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap. All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And Nobody Says Anything... The Old Woman Is Thinking : These Managers Are All Crazy After Girls. He Must Have Kissed My Daughter In The Tunnel. Very Proper That She Slapped Him... The Young Girl Is Thinking : The Manager Must Have Tried To Kiss Me But Kissed My Mother Instead And Got Slapped... The Manager Is Thinking : Damn It... My Assistant Must Have Kissed The Young Girl. She Might Have Thought It Was Me And Slapped Me...

Now Guess What The Assistant Is Thinking... Now Hold Your Breath And Read What The Assistant Is Thinking...

If This Train Goes Through Another Tunnel I Will Make Another Kissing Sound And Slap My Manager Again... The idiot Keeps Harassing Me In The Office

Leelord337 · 02-24-2013, 11:15 PM

I've been looking for that "Evolution of a tennis player" pic somebody on tt posted a while back where they have Nadal as the neanderthal....then it progresses to Federer as the most recent

. I wishhh I could find it...

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and for today's joke:

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey “Hey! what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend.”
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?!” The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says “Hey, MONKEY!” The Monkey looks down and says “FUUUUUCK, DUDE……. how much water did you drink?”

BHiC · 02-25-2013, 05:53 AM

^^^^ Very funny Leelord, but there is no way that stays on here very long.

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