I'm The Rudest Hooker!

[Cindysphinx]

What a cool thread! I mean, it has everything. Outsized athletic prowess, confrontation, people making up quotes for other people, and a tablespoon of Woodrow. What's not to like?

OP, if you ever jump over the net in a match against me, you had better be Dead Sexy up close. Only a truly gorgeous male specimen is allowed to do that sort of thing.

[sureshs]

Originally Posted by Cindysphinx

What a cool thread! I mean, it has everything. Outsized athletic prowess, confrontation, people making up quotes for other people, and a tablespoon of Woodrow. What's not to like?

OP, if you ever jump over the net in a match against me, you had better be Dead Sexy up close. Only a truly gorgeous male specimen is allowed to do that sort of thing.

What about Fernando Verdasco?



or Alice Marble:



or Gail Monfils:

[Cindysphinx]

Fernando can jump near me any time, any place.

[sureshs]

I can't find any modern pictures of women jumping over the net. Were they more adventurous in the old days?

[mmk]

Originally Posted by sureshs

I can't find any modern pictures of women jumping over the net. Were they more adventurous in the old days?

I love the form the middle right jumper has.

[sureshs]

Why were all 4 on the same side of the court?

[sureshs]

Originally Posted by Cindysphinx

Fernando can jump near me any time, any place.

Two special Thanksgiving gifts for you:

Tommy Robredo



Tsonga:

[Rjtennis]

Jumping over the net is too intense. Without chair ump's you can question a call but if your opponents stands by it, end of conversation.