Tennis Warehouse-Mid Atlantic Chapter

[TheJRK]

I brine the turkey every year and every year it is friggin delicious. Yes TheJRK does all the cooking on Turkey-day. I start at 5am and we eat by 5pm. I'm also pretty drunk by 11am.

Every X-mas the wife and I adopt a different family and buy them whatever they want for X-mas. One of the kids this year wants Black Ops 2 so I might snag me a copy as well and show the TWMAC how it's done.

[coolblue123]

Originally Posted by tennismonkey

CB -- i like alton brown too. he makes cooking seem like chemistry which is oddly kinda cool. i will suggest to the women folk apple juice and water. my plans on thursday involve me sitting in front of a big tv and watching the woeful redskins hopefully take out the equally woeful cowboys.

As Megatron always tells Starscream. "You never cease to amaze me, Starscream."

[PaulMan]

Originally Posted by tennismonkey

tennischemist -- i'll sell you mine. $25. superb condition. holds 3 racquets plus your laptop.



paulman -- if we are still super awesome 4.0's - let's dominate both the 40+ league and the 18+ league as team monkeypaus. you can be thunder and i'll be lightning. only i'm not as fast as lightning so i'm more like a tropical depression. Thunder & Tropical Depression 2013. Bringing rain and depression to a court near you.

Auzzie -- i'm sorry i missed your visit. i see now that i have been relegated to the not quite good enuff to hit with the king of sandbags list. now i'm tropically depressed.

Nice bag TM...I prolly don't need but...lol

Haha way too funny dude! It will definitely sound like Thunder when I move this un-Godly mass that I'm carrying around! You're plenty fast (and silent) Lightning!

Yeah, I wasn't good enough for the King of Sandbags either - I just decided to crash the party since I knew where they were hitting! I had heard he was hitting unbelievably so I came out and tested the King with some tough DEEP pokes (twss) into the corners and he had no trouble repeatedly digging them back. No lie - the King is standing tall.

[tennismonkey]

JRK -- what is involved in this brining process? you invite a different family for thanksgiving? how do you select these families?

CB -- i'm not sure being compared to starscream is a compliment or not.

check this out. it's thanksgiving dinner for 10 in a box at costco:

[JRstriker12]

Originally Posted by tennismonkey

tennischemist -- i'll sell you mine. $25. superb condition. holds 3 racquets plus your laptop.



paulman -- if we are still super awesome 4.0's - let's dominate both the 40+ league and the 18+ league as team monkeypaus. you can be thunder and i'll be lightning. only i'm not as fast as lightning so i'm more like a tropical depression. Thunder & Tropical Depression 2013. Bringing rain and depression to a court near you.

Auzzie -- i'm sorry i missed your visit. i see now that i have been relegated to the not quite good enuff to hit with the king of sandbags list. now i'm tropically depressed.

CB / Wookie -- Lunch wednesday?

everyone -- what's for lunch now?

I'm working remotely from the outskirts of Endor Wed. Try lunch Tuesday???

[JRstriker12]

Originally Posted by tennismonkey

next week CB and wookie. DC. either a food truck or location TBD. done.

Good deal.

[JRstriker12]

Originally Posted by coolblue123

Do you have a brine recipe? If not, plenty on the web. I like Alton Brown's recipe. I've even did this which was pretty good. Use Apple Juice and Water and dial down the sugar for the brine. Helps to make the skin GBD (golden brown and delicious) and has a good apple taste too.

I have a good apple cider brine recipe at home. Brine + Grill/Smoke over apple wood or maybe pecan or walnut wood is freaking delicious - but it takes a few hours to cook.

I can email it to you if you want.

[tennismonkey]

paulman -- you got mail mofo.

wookie -- you also got mail mofo.

auzzie -- i think it's funny that you have to weigh yourself down with ankle weights just to make hitting with us slugs worthwhile.

[JRstriker12]

Originally Posted by tennismonkey

CB -- i like alton brown too. he makes cooking seem like chemistry which is oddly kinda cool. i will suggest to the women folk apple juice and water. my plans on thursday involve me sitting in front of a big tv and watching the woeful redskins hopefully take out the equally woeful cowboys.

TM - I got a Brine and Grill/Smoke recipe for turkey if you want it.

[hollywood9826]

Originally Posted by JRstriker12

TM - I got a Brine and Grill/Smoke recipe for turkey if you want it.

I want brine recipe. I plan on Smoking a 10 pounder.

hollywood9826@hotmail shoudl suffice.

Thanks

[coolblue123]

Originally Posted by JRstriker12

I have a good apple cider brine recipe at home. Brine + Grill/Smoke over apple wood or maybe pecan or walnut wood is freaking delicious - but it takes a few hours to cook.

I can email it to you if you want.

Originally Posted by JRstriker12

TM - I got a Brine and Grill/Smoke recipe for turkey if you want it.

definitely, in exchange, I promise not to do a Bouncing Betty attack on you for the first 10 minutes when we play. =)
Do I need to go to the ends of Endor to get wood for this smoke recipe?

[zapvor]

i like how tennis posts move slow. now that we are talking turkey theres a new post every .3699 seconds

[coolblue123]

Originally Posted by tennismonkey

paulman -- you got mail mofo.

wookie -- you also got mail mofo.

auzzie -- i think it's funny that you have to weigh yourself down with ankle weights just to make hitting with us slugs worthwhile.

I heard you can improve your health if you try to swim with this thing on. Has anyone tried before? *grin* "Kids don't try this at home."

[PaulMan]

Originally Posted by tennismonkey

paulman -- you got mail mofo.

TM - hope you sent it to my gmail acct not my .mil acct cuz I ain't at .mil and don't check dead CrackBerry no mo mofo! So you like X's team monkeypaus more than team PaulsMonkey? Thought we could make our opps laugh so hard introducing ourselves they wouldn't be able to concentrate and lose by default...

[PaulMan]

Brining fowl is the way to go. I've done chicken a few times but not Turkey as in our Thanksgiving holidays we do a big family dinner and my brother-in-law does them. For some variety, I'm smoking 15-20 pork shoulder instead for the feast.

[Sup2Dresq]

Originally Posted by hollywood9826

I want brine recipe. I plan on Smoking a 10 pounder.

hollywood9826@hotmail shoudl suffice.

Thanks

Curious if Jo makes it onto your thanksgiving meal?

[tennismonkey]

actually JO for a turkey rub sounds really good. i bet it goes great. or a JO gravy.

paulman -- ok i resent mail to 951 one. word.

[coolblue123]

Originally Posted by tennismonkey

JRK -- what is involved in this brining process? you invite a different family for thanksgiving? how do you select these families?

CB -- i'm not sure being compared to starscream is a compliment or not.

check this out. it's thanksgiving dinner for 10 in a box at costco:

tmonk: I think the good outweigh the bad:
1. You can play tennis anywhere and anytime cause you can turn into a jet fighter and be anywhere within one sec.
2. You don't have to worry about parking anymore cause you are the transportation.
3. Best of all. If you don't like your tennis opponent or just seconds before losing a match, you can use your laser cannon attached to your arm and blast him/her. Game won by default.

Who cares if you have a scratchy voice and get beaten up by Megatron and Autobots.

[tennismonkey]

i care, CB. i care.

HW -- looky what i found on the JO spice website:
J.O. Wild Game / Waterfowl / Poultry Seasoning - Great on Wild Turkey, Pheasant, Chicken, Venison and other Wild Game. Just rub on meat, cook and eat!! Use as a marinade with oil or to baste the meat while cooking. Add to rice or vegetables for a more flavorful taste.

[coolblue123]

I have some friends coming down from Balt for thanksgiving. Planning to ask them to visit the JO store to pick me up some of this rub you guys are talking about.

I am on their website and there's alot of varieties. Anyone recommend one for BBQ?