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Old 11-27-2012, 02:53 PM   #1
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The odd story of the day.

http://news.yahoo.com/bigfoot-part-h...142909433.html

My question is this, can Bigfoot enter the ATP tour or the WTA tour?
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Old 11-27-2012, 02:57 PM   #2
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also part alien. and yes to both the atp and wta..duh
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Old 11-27-2012, 03:33 PM   #3
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The odd story of the day.

http://news.yahoo.com/bigfoot-part-h...142909433.html

My question is this, can Bigfoot enter the ATP tour or the WTA tour?
Wait does that mean Richard Raskind/Renee Richards was really Bigfoot?
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Old 11-27-2012, 03:51 PM   #4
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Long lost child of roger Federer?
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Long lost child of roger Federer?
comeon fedace, r u serious?
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Old 11-27-2012, 08:58 PM   #6
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Bigfoot has a 200 mph serve
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Old 11-28-2012, 08:56 AM   #7
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Sorry, but that was surprisingly boring. Confirms my lazy policy about not clicking on links.

Still, I could see Bigfoot getting a lucrative endorsement deal with one of the waxing/hair removal chains.
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Old 11-28-2012, 09:09 AM   #8
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Racquet: Big Bubba
Shoes: Bigshot
String: Big Hitter
Jerky: Jack Links

(also being part-human puts him one up on many of the posters here)
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:34 PM   #9
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The odd story of the day.

http://news.yahoo.com/bigfoot-part-h...142909433.html

My question is this, can Bigfoot enter the ATP tour or the WTA tour?
Sampras did pretty well..
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Old 11-29-2012, 11:28 AM   #10
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The creature apparently came into existence when female **** sapiens mated with males of an unknown primate species, according to the research.

My mother-in-law has hinted at this more than once.....
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Bigfoot, Sasquatch and Yeti are real. They live mostly in the Pacific NorthWest and the Himalayas. They are shrewd and intelligent primates who have signed a contract with TV channels and authors to make their presence known, yet make it impossible to find them. When they see a human being, they wave their hands and walk in a strange way, just long enough for a blurry photo to be taken, and then they go back to their usual boring lives. Sometimes they will leave a few footprints and hairs here and there, but take special care that these don't lead to any verifiable conclusions. They understand their role in stimulating the economy with TV shows disguised as documentaries, and in getting royalties for authors who make a living because of them.
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Bigfoot, Sasquatch and Yeti are real. They live mostly in the Pacific NorthWest and the Himalayas. They are shrewd and intelligent primates who have signed a contract with TV channels and authors to make their presence known, yet make it impossible to find them. When they see a human being, they wave their hands and walk in a strange way, just long enough for a blurry photo to be taken, and then they go back to their usual boring lives. Sometimes they will leave a few footprints and hairs here and there, but take special care that these don't lead to any verifiable conclusions. They understand their role in stimulating the economy with TV shows disguised as documentaries, and in getting royalties for authors who make a living because of them.
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Old 11-29-2012, 02:39 PM   #13
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Overheard this conversation between a tourist and a particularly ugly, large, hairy local while enjoying a tongba at a tavern in Nepal...

"Excuse me, have you seen Bigfoot come in?"

"Not, Yeti."
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