The Dali and Mister 4.0 - Page 3

Rgroves · 01-02-2013, 02:33 PM

^Ha ha, growing your own or appreciating female's.
Seriously we all love a nice pair.
If you're going to be at NTC anytime let me know. I'd love to come out and meet some people. I need to break into the NYC tennis community.

JoelDali · 01-03-2013, 09:03 AM

Porky was able to get 4 courts for this Saturday at NTC for 7:30-9:30pm. Please let us know if you wish to play or make use of a court or two.

$20 each if there is room.

$10 each if you have epic bewbs.

JoelDali · 01-03-2013, 12:34 PM

Spots filled up.

Blocked.

corbind · 01-04-2013, 06:45 PM

Love the thread...gotta watch this one.

JoelDali · 01-04-2013, 07:27 PM

Any thread where Jolly and Dali actively participate in it can be considered winning.

Pickle9 · 01-13-2013, 02:22 PM

Dali blobbed out on me today. My gf filled in. Jolly was hitting with vsbabalot too so got to meet him. Nice guy. Can't believe it's $32/hr to hit OUTSIDE at NTC. Lol. Fuchen USTA and their extremely overcompensated executives.

J011yroger · 01-13-2013, 06:20 PM

VSBabolat gives me hope that everyone who tells me that I have to hit spin serves and grind is lying to me, and there is still room for more hitters in the world.

J

Pickle9 · 01-14-2013, 06:45 AM

He's so clean... Would be epic battle of the 90's if Dennis wants to hit flat. Natural gut and fast courts needed.

maggmaster · 01-14-2013, 06:56 AM

I saw some open level hitters last weekend, some of the local college guys came down to play one of the opens and although most of them were grinders there was one court where the guys were just blasting the crap out of the ball.

JoelDali · 01-15-2013, 10:47 AM

A few months ago I was hitting at Roosevelt Island and one of the kids asked me if I was Roger Federer.

maggmaster · 01-15-2013, 11:00 AM

When somebody asks you if you are a god you say YES.

Pickle9 · 01-15-2013, 04:12 PM

I stopped by the mall after work to pick up some jelly bellys. Ended up buying 2.5 lbs of banana, toasted marshmallow, popcorn, and piña colada.

JoelDali · 01-15-2013, 07:40 PM

I'm at the gym right now and barbel blocked little guy from Dubai. He's pist.

Pickle9 · 01-15-2013, 08:38 PM

Mrs pickle is blocking 4.0 Filipino Davis cup practice, which means I'm blocked for this week as well.

JoelDali · 01-16-2013, 04:56 PM

I'm playing with some brunette blobber 3.5 at Prospect Block on Saturday. She's 41. Looks sorta hot. But I saw hints of scattered cottage cheese blocks in her USTA team fotos. She saw my ad with the pic of me GOATing with the 88 and asked me if I wanted to play sometime. I said sure. I'm down for a blobber.

It would be funny if I ended up marrying her then she sees this post 2 years into the marriage and then she blocks me.

I'm a blob.

Legend of Borg · 01-16-2013, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoelDali

I'm playing with some brunette blobber 3.5 at Prospect Block on Saturday. She's 41. Looks sorta hot. But I saw hints of scattered cottage cheese blocks in her USTA team fotos. She saw my ad with the pic of me GOATing with the 88 and asked me if I wanted to play sometime. I said sure. I'm down for a blobber.

It would be funny if I ended up marrying her then she sees this post 2 years into the marriage and then she blocks me.

I'm a blob.

She will become to you what Mirka is to his GOATness.

Stay strong, Poape.

TennisCJC · 01-18-2013, 08:44 AM

Women reach their peak between 35-45. So, at 41 she should be at the pinacle of her peak. I am not refering to her tennis peak either.

J011yroger · 01-18-2013, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TennisCJC

Women reach their peak between 35-45. So, at 41 she should be at the pinacle of her peak. I am not refering to her tennis peak either.

I'm so horny, the crack of dawn better watch out around me.

J

JoelDali · 01-18-2013, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TennisCJC

Women reach their peak between 35-45. So, at 41 she should be at the pinacle of her peak. I am not refering to her tennis peak either.

I decided against playing tennis or GOATing her. I'm going out with an epic hot 35 year old cobbler from Great Neck instead.

J011yroger · 01-18-2013, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoelDali

I decided against playing tennis or GOATing her. I'm going out with an epic hot 35 year old cobbler from Great Neck instead.

J

01-03-2013, 09:03 AM	#42
JoelDali Legend Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,946	Porky was able to get 4 courts for this Saturday at NTC for 7:30-9:30pm. Please let us know if you wish to play or make use of a court or two. $20 each if there is room. $10 each if you have epic bewbs. __________________ There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.

01-03-2013, 12:34 PM	#43
JoelDali Legend Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,946	Spots filled up. Blocked. __________________ There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.

01-04-2013, 06:45 PM	#44
corbind Professional Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 831	Love the thread...gotta watch this one. __________________ Becker London Tour, 12.6oz, Wilson gut 17g 65lbs \|\| Prince EXO3 Tour 18x20, 12.5oz, Wilson gut 16g 70lbs, S&V, DII '88-90

01-04-2013, 07:27 PM	#45
JoelDali Legend Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,946	Any thread where Jolly and Dali actively participate in it can be considered winning. __________________ There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.

01-13-2013, 02:22 PM	#46
Pickle9 Rookie Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: New York Posts: 375	Dali blobbed out on me today. My gf filled in. Jolly was hitting with vsbabalot too so got to meet him. Nice guy. Can't believe it's $32/hr to hit OUTSIDE at NTC. Lol. Fuchen USTA and their extremely overcompensated executives. __________________ The everyman's blobber