Roger has a headache, Murray a rush on his neck... start of silent ban?

Paullaconte1 · 02-07-2013, 06:17 PM

Just for fun... (what a witch-hunt!)

I have some more theories

Li Na faked her injury falling twice at the Australian Open final, Bartoli says she has the flu (not true).

New tennis star Sloane Stephens won't play the Fed Cup as she is preparing for a future silent ban (maybe in the next 5 years)

Anderson pretended to have an operation to his elbow...or he had it for real to cover his silent ban (he took drugs when he was a baby.. that's why he is so tall)

I think all of these are silent bans.. and Federer and Murray are preparing for it.

Almost forgot ... Brian Baker served 7 years (or something like that) to cover a mega-silent ban.

Have you got any other news to add?

akind · 02-07-2013, 06:27 PM

Serena had blood clots.... which could be caused by epo injection.
Venus has auto immune disease... which could be caused by epo misuse.
Fish and Djokovic cited fatigue... which is a side effect of epo injection.
Some tennis players are bald .... which is a side effect of HGH injection.
Some tenis players had so many injuries and surgeries.....signs os HGH misuse.
Mona Barthel and Dolgo and other players have acne all over the face and down the neck and back (barthel)... which could be caused by misuse of Androgenic Anabolic Steroids.

tusharlovesrafa · 02-07-2013, 06:30 PM

Roger shanks because he is doping..
roger cries because he is doping...

DropShotArtist · 02-07-2013, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by tusharlovesrafa

Roger shanks because he is doping..
roger cries because he is doping...

You're a dope.

Paullaconte1 · 02-07-2013, 06:40 PM

I have heard that the new boyfriend of Ana Ivanovic is in reality an undercover doctor that gives banned drugs to Ana and also to Djokovic ... In fact... he is his friend!!!!

Can't be any clear than that!

paulorenzo · 02-07-2013, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by tusharlovesrafa

Roger shanks because he is doping..
roger cries because he is doping...

Roger's tears are composed of 39% water, 60% EPO, 1% goat milk.

JayChu · 02-08-2013, 04:43 AM

Roddick didn't retire. He was perma-banned from the sport for epo and hgh (and yes this is coming from a Roddick fan)

Steve0904 · 02-08-2013, 05:27 AM

Wow these threads are getting more stupid by the day. We really need one thread on doping.

librarysteg · 02-08-2013, 09:39 AM

I've heard that several TT posters have been banned for doping. Everyone from time zones that required getting up in the wee hours of the morning to watch the Australian Open are under serious suspicion for use of Performance Enhancing Posting Drugs. How else could anyone do it and make it to work the next day? And on back to back days? Impossible.

beast of mallorca · 02-08-2013, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by librarysteg

I've heard that several TT posters have been banned for doping. Everyone from time zones that required getting up in the wee hours of the morning to watch the Australian Open are under serious suspicion for use of Performance Enhancing Posting Drugs. How else could anyone do it and make it to work the next day? And on back to back days? Impossible.

Clarky is just dope..........

02-07-2013, 06:17 PM	#1
Paullaconte1 Rookie Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 302	Roger has a headache, Murray a rush on his neck... start of silent ban? Just for fun... (what a witch-hunt!) I have some more theories Li Na faked her injury falling twice at the Australian Open final, Bartoli says she has the flu (not true). New tennis star Sloane Stephens won't play the Fed Cup as she is preparing for a future silent ban (maybe in the next 5 years) Anderson pretended to have an operation to his elbow...or he had it for real to cover his silent ban (he took drugs when he was a baby.. that's why he is so tall) I think all of these are silent bans.. and Federer and Murray are preparing for it. Almost forgot ... Brian Baker served 7 years (or something like that) to cover a mega-silent ban. Have you got any other news to add?

02-07-2013, 06:27 PM	#2
akind Rookie Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Here Posts: 115	Serena had blood clots.... which could be caused by epo injection. Venus has auto immune disease... which could be caused by epo misuse. Fish and Djokovic cited fatigue... which is a side effect of epo injection. Some tennis players are bald .... which is a side effect of HGH injection. Some tenis players had so many injuries and surgeries.....signs os HGH misuse. Mona Barthel and Dolgo and other players have acne all over the face and down the neck and back (barthel)... which could be caused by misuse of Androgenic Anabolic Steroids. __________________ A champion is afraid of losing. Everyone else is afraid of winning. Last edited by akind : 02-07-2013 at 06:32 PM.

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tusharlovesrafa Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2011 Location: On Suresh's balcony! Posts: 2,140	Roger shanks because he is doping.. roger cries because he is doping... __________________ The-champ on rafa - he has been struggling like an asthmatic 70 year-old trying to satisfy a seasoned prostitute.

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JayChu Hall Of Fame Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 4,296	Roddick didn't retire. He was perma-banned from the sport for epo and hgh (and yes this is coming from a Roddick fan) __________________ TPL H2H: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AhUo5RhGX8eddExzTFhtV2ctcnpiY3JieWVzeHdic2c#gid=1

02-08-2013, 09:39 AM	#9
librarysteg Professional Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: IL Posts: 938	I've heard that several TT posters have been banned for doping. Everyone from time zones that required getting up in the wee hours of the morning to watch the Australian Open are under serious suspicion for use of Performance Enhancing Posting Drugs. How else could anyone do it and make it to work the next day? And on back to back days? Impossible. __________________ “Ortho Stice played with a kind of rigid, liquid grace, like a panther in a back-brace.” DFW