What if: Doubles Match - Gilbert and Chang VS Mcenroe and Lendl

[fullpolyserve&volley]

How do you think it would go?

[kiki]

I can´t imagine Lendl and Mac teaming up, not even if their lives were at stake.

[thejackal]

lendl and mac would probably kill chang and gilbert in doubles...if they can avoid killing each other first

[NLBwell]

Lendl goes at Gilbert's head with the ball and hits him. Gilbert starts yelling at Lendl that he is such an --------. McEnroe calls Gilbert a ------. Then starts yelling at Lendl for being an -------. Lendl starts insulting Gilbert and McEnroe for being weak ------. McEnroe takes a swing at Lendl. Gilbert whacks Lendl on the back of the head with his racket. Lendl punches McEnroe and then jumps over the net to hit Gilbert with his racket. McEnroe jumps over the net and kicks Gilbert and then hits Lendl in the groin with his racket. While he is going down, Lendl manages to whack McEnroe across the face with his racket.
Chang, his brother, and his entire family, then clear the court; carting off the other three players and throwing them in a heap in the locker room.

[jrs]

Originally Posted by NLBwell

Lendl goes at Gilbert's head with the ball and hits him. Gilbert starts yelling at Lendl that he is such an --------. McEnroe calls Gilbert a ------. Then starts yelling at Lendl for being an -------. Lendl starts insulting Gilbert and McEnroe for being weak ------. McEnroe takes a swing at Lendl. Gilbert whacks Lendl on the back of the head with his racket. Lendl punches McEnroe and then jumps over the net to hit Gilbert with his racket. McEnroe jumps over the net and kicks Gilbert and then hits Lendl in the groin with his racket. While he is going down, Lendl manages to whack McEnroe across the face with his racket.
Chang, his brother, and his entire family, then clear the court; carting off the other three players and throwing them in a heap in the locker room.

Chang still signs his autographs Jesus loves you!

I don't think Chang & Lendl play much doubles. Gilbert is the least talented of the 4 - Mac - is fantastic doubles player - do would give the advantage to Lendl & MacEnroe.