Best Laver Pictures/Chopin Press Conference

Chopin · 10-10-2012, 07:42 PM

"Attention all posters!"

(A distinguished-looking gentleman wearing a top hat stands in front of a podium.)

"Ahem, attention all posters!" The gentleman straightens his bow tie.

"Right, it's my honour to announce that Chopin will return to the Boards on October 31st, at the stroke of midnight. He wishes to assure you that he means to move the Boards once more, with threads most could only conjure up in fever dreams. In the meantime, please post your favorite Rodney Laver pictures in this thread. Should there be any questions about Count Chopin's return, please do ask."

Chopin · 10-10-2012, 07:45 PM

Question from the audience: "Sir! Sir! Will Chopin be signing autographs?"

Representative to Count Chopin: "Sorry, Chopin is not in a position to sign autographs at this time."

Chopin · 10-10-2012, 08:22 PM

"Is it true that Vince Spadea is a big fan of Chopin's work?"

"No comment."

"Is Chopin a fan of Laver?"

"Yes."

Chopin · 10-11-2012, 08:56 AM

Chopin · 10-12-2012, 09:29 PM

"Are the rumors true that the "Chopin Tapes" will be released with upon Chopin's return?"

"I can only say that he'll redefine the Boards as we know them."

Chopin · 10-12-2012, 09:30 PM

Chopin · 10-13-2012, 01:53 PM

"Oh my God, he's coming back!"

"No question."

Chopin · 10-13-2012, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chopin

"What is Laver's grip size here?"

"Er, please direct that towards the Historians."

Chopin · 10-18-2012, 08:17 PM

"Chopin! Chopin! Chopin!"

10-10-2012, 07:42 PM	#1
Chopin Hall Of Fame Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: St. John, USVI Posts: 3,685	Best Laver Pictures/Chopin Press Conference "Attention all posters!" (A distinguished-looking gentleman wearing a top hat stands in front of a podium.) "Ahem, attention all posters!" The gentleman straightens his bow tie. "Right, it's my honour to announce that Chopin will return to the Boards on October 31st, at the stroke of midnight. He wishes to assure you that he means to move the Boards once more, with threads most could only conjure up in fever dreams. In the meantime, please post your favorite Rodney Laver pictures in this thread. Should there be any questions about Count Chopin's return, please do ask." __________________ New Poll: http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=463382 Last edited by Chopin : 10-10-2012 at 07:49 PM.

10-10-2012, 07:45 PM	#2
Chopin Hall Of Fame Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: St. John, USVI Posts: 3,685	Question from the audience: "Sir! Sir! Will Chopin be signing autographs?" Representative to Count Chopin: "Sorry, Chopin is not in a position to sign autographs at this time." __________________ New Poll: http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=463382

10-10-2012, 08:22 PM	#3
Chopin Hall Of Fame Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: St. John, USVI Posts: 3,685	"Is it true that Vince Spadea is a big fan of Chopin's work?" "No comment." "Is Chopin a fan of Laver?" "Yes." __________________ New Poll: http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=463382

10-11-2012, 08:56 AM	#4
Chopin Hall Of Fame Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: St. John, USVI Posts: 3,685	__________________ New Poll: http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=463382

10-12-2012, 09:29 PM	#5
Chopin Hall Of Fame Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: St. John, USVI Posts: 3,685	"Are the rumors true that the "Chopin Tapes" will be released with upon Chopin's return?" "I can only say that he'll redefine the Boards as we know them." __________________ New Poll: http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=463382