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Old 12-17-2009, 04:56 PM   #13901
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This is the crazy guy I was talking about....

This is from a few minutes ago:


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Serendipitous: Hi
Guest2541: hi
Guest2541 has changed their name to marky
marky: wanna wrestle?
marky: hey sexy i asked you a question
Serendipitous: I thought you were banned
marky: you cant stop this sex wagon
marky: so how about it me you and some baby oil?
Serendipitous: no thanks
marky: you will like it i promise
Serendipitous: be quiet
marky: Im telling you there is nothing better than when baby oil is dripping all over a guy
Serendipitous: Are you lonely?
Serendipitous: Why do you always come here?
marky: nope im just looking for a little loving
Serendipitous: So I've heard
marky: someone told me you like man love
Serendipitous: because you temporarily stole me name
Serendipitous: lol
marky: I did not
Serendipitous: *my name
Serendipitous: uhhh...yeah
marky: I did not someone was telling me how you are gay and thats why everyone thought you were a girl
Serendipitous: Whatever you want, lol
marky: I just gotta be carefull around here because some ******* mod named mav is antigay
marky: he calls me a ***got and kicks me out. what a jerk
Serendipitous: Well, you bother people
Serendipitous: but that's okay
Serendipitous: We're all diffrnt
Serendipitous: different
marky: so your into homosexual lifestyle
Serendipitous: uhh, no
marky: do you put fingers in your butt
Serendipitous: See, that's why you get kicked out of here sometimes
marky: why i cant ask if other people like to massage there prostate?
Serendipitous: Don't you have homework?
marky: so what are you wearing?
Guest9871 has joined TwChat.
Serendipitous: WHAT?
marky: hey another sexy guy
marky: hi there sexy guest. wanna make this a threesome
Serendipitous: where are the mods.....
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Old 12-17-2009, 05:09 PM   #13902
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This is the crazy guy I was talking about....

This is from a few minutes ago:


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You have joined TwChat.
Serendipitous: Hi
Guest2541: hi
Guest2541 has changed their name to marky
marky: wanna wrestle?
marky: hey sexy i asked you a question
Serendipitous: I thought you were banned
marky: you cant stop this sex wagon
marky: so how about it me you and some baby oil?

Serendipitous: no thanks
marky: you will like it i promise
Serendipitous: be quiet
marky: Im telling you there is nothing better than when baby oil is dripping all over a guy
Serendipitous: Are you lonely?
Serendipitous: Why do you always come here?
marky: nope im just looking for a little loving
Serendipitous: So I've heard
marky: someone told me you like man love
Serendipitous: because you temporarily stole me name
Serendipitous: lol
marky: I did not
Serendipitous: *my name
Serendipitous: uhhh...yeah
marky: I did not someone was telling me how you are gay and thats why everyone thought you were a girl
Serendipitous: Whatever you want, lol
marky: I just gotta be carefull around here because some ******* mod named mav is antigay
marky: he calls me a ***got and kicks me out. what a jerk
Serendipitous: Well, you bother people
Serendipitous: but that's okay
Serendipitous: We're all diffrnt
Serendipitous: different
marky: so your into homosexual lifestyle
Serendipitous: uhh, no
marky: do you put fingers in your butt
Serendipitous: See, that's why you get kicked out of here sometimes
marky: why i cant ask if other people like to massage there prostate?

Serendipitous: Don't you have homework?
marky: so what are you wearing?
Guest9871 has joined TwChat.
Serendipitous: WHAT?
marky: hey another sexy guy
marky: hi there sexy guest. wanna make this a threesome
Serendipitous: where are the mods.....
ROFL! this is really funny but messed up.
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Old 12-17-2009, 05:28 PM   #13903
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ROFL! this is really funny but messed up.
Oh man, I agree!
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Old 12-17-2009, 05:41 PM   #13904
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And people call the chat boring. Look at all the fun intresting people you get to meet in there.
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Old 12-18-2009, 09:08 AM   #13905
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Ah boys, let's take that outside of the bistro, k?
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Old 12-18-2009, 09:11 AM   #13906
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This is nothing..you should see the old twchat quotes thread. muehehee

anyway,I'm leaving tomorrow so probably won't post here anymore during the holidays.Merry christmas everyone!
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Old 12-18-2009, 09:36 AM   #13907
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This is nothing..you should see the old twchat quotes thread. muehehee

anyway,I'm leaving tomorrow so probably won't post here anymore during the holidays.Merry christmas everyone!
Happy Holidays!


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Old 12-18-2009, 12:11 PM   #13908
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This is nothing..you should see the old twchat quotes thread. muehehee

anyway,I'm leaving tomorrow so probably won't post here anymore during the holidays.Merry christmas everyone!

Have a great holiday honey! We can start counting the days til the AO!!!!
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Old 12-18-2009, 06:43 PM   #13909
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Have a great holiday honey! We can start counting the days til the AO!!!!
And spring training!

Go Yankees!!!

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Old 12-18-2009, 07:11 PM   #13910
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Piece of advice to any and all... if you ever need to thank someone or beg their forgiveness, forget flowers. Send a chocolate mousse cheesecake from the Cheesecake factory website. I got one today as a gift, let it thaw as instructed for 5 hours, and OH MY DAD it is awesome. I think my head is going to explode, its so good.
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Old 12-18-2009, 07:20 PM   #13911
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Good thinking to send from the website. If I had it in hand, the chances of me mustering the willpower to hand it over would be slim.

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Old 12-18-2009, 07:26 PM   #13912
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Well this came from someone who lives an hour away and he sure wasnt going to drive them out here himself. You're right, delivery is the safest option. This is my weekend, working my way through this cake with my husband. Awesome.
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Old 12-18-2009, 08:02 PM   #13913
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So moral of the story is if you want loving from Fee send chocolate mousse cheesecake to her and shes yours.
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Old 12-18-2009, 08:21 PM   #13914
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So moral of the story is if you want loving from Fee send chocolate mousse cheesecake to her and shes yours.
No, I belong to the cake! We'll be making sweet love all weekend. It's a threesome actually, my husband gets the other half.
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Old 12-18-2009, 08:22 PM   #13915
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No, I belong to the cake! We'll be making sweet love all weekend. It's a threesome actually, my husband gets the other half.
Is that like...

"I'm here to give you super sex."

"I'll take the soup."

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Old 12-18-2009, 09:12 PM   #13916
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Is that like...

"I'm here to give you super sex (soup or sex)."

"I'll take the soup."

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At the moment, I'd rather have lobster bisque soup...
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Old 12-19-2009, 04:05 AM   #13917
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At the moment, I'd rather have lobster bisque soup...
Actually funny you should mention that. Bisque was the soup of the day at the place I went for dinner last night.

My favorite is still the Legal Seafood bisque.

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Old 12-19-2009, 07:54 AM   #13918
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I just shoveled the first foot of snow.....
I come in here for a moment and I am now drooling for chocolate mousse cake. I could eat 2 pieces and work it off shoveling the rest of the snow that still hasn't stopped falling. Guess I'll have to settle for making some chocolate pudding.....
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Old 12-19-2009, 08:07 AM   #13919
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I just shoveled the first foot of snow.....
I come in here for a moment and I am now drooling for chocolate mousse cake. I could eat 2 pieces and work it off shoveling the rest of the snow that still hasn't stopped falling. Guess I'll have to settle for making some chocolate pudding.....
Poor ILC. Shoveling yourself? What are your cabana boys good for?

P.S. Your pom poms are retired for the season. I hear the coach is out soon and more losses means a better draft pick.

However a Giants loss would be acceptable. Probably won't happen.
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Had to let the cabana boys go. No room in the budget any longer.
My dearest friends have had to cancel their party tonight which sucks. They always have a fab partay! Better to reschedule than cook all day for the 2 people that live close by and can walk thru the blizzard. Good thing I rescued all of the bubbly from the trunk that I was going to take over. I think it will be bubbly night at maison ILC. It is a little too soon to start now though, isn't it?
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