CanadianChic's Corner - The NON-Chat Cafe Bar and Bistro

[Sentinel]

Originally Posted by tusharlovesrafa

When will you finally start posting in GPPD?

I took a peek last week and saw a dozen threads about Rafa not appearing for AO -- and decided my life is better without the GPPD. You should be happy I am not there -- one less fedt___ to deal with

Best wishes, it's freezing in Delhi.

[ilovecarlos]

Stay warm Senti! ***sends warm thoughts***

Grabs a broom and starts swatting that seahawk! Get Lost!!!!!!
Swat swat!

Marloes pup looks very sweet and is indeed better looking than Alex, but NOT better looking than Moya. As for the dental comparrison, ......
NAH, not going there.

Most Beloved, thank you for the sweet mention. Hopefullly Mikey will find himself his own "ILC"

[Sentinel]

LOL at ILC's sig

[Mike Bulgakov]

The lemur challenges Robert Plant to a best of five match on the Bistro courts. I place a heavy wager on the lemur, hoping to cover what the proprietresses say I owe the Bistro for my Stolichnaya liberation operations.

[ilovecarlos]

Oooooooh, I'll get the popcorn. Can't wait for this matchup! Good job Mikey!

[Mike Bulgakov]

Why does Marloes prefer that dog over me?



The lemur and Mr. Plant drive by in a Bentley. Why are they laughing?


I grab a bottle of Stolichnaya and take a cab home.

[CanadianChic]

Ha Mike...you've got a long way to go to cover your tab! Missed you all. Be back soon.

[Mike Bulgakov]

A Zhiguli screeches to a stop in front of the Bistro. The passenger door swings open and the lemur runs out and into the Bistro, erases all surveillance footage, runs back into the car, and the Zhiguli speeds off.

[ilovecarlos]

Originally Posted by CanadianChic

Ha Mike...you've got a long way to go to cover your tab! Missed you all. Be back soon.

CC!!!!! Honey it's been ages! Hurry back....kisses

Originally Posted by Mike Bulgakov

A Zhiguli screeches to a stop in front of the Bistro. The passenger door swings open and the lemur runs out and into the Bistro, erases all surveillance footage, runs back into the car, and the Zhiguli speeds off.

Ha Mikey. You have Mr Lemurovic well trained

[Sup2Dresq]

Lucedale man charged with stealing pet lemur

http://m.wlox.com/autojuice?targetUr...ling-pet-lemur

[ilovecarlos]

Oh no! The lemur, lemurnapped? Say it ain't so. Am sure Mikey used some of his many "skills" to get his buddy back.

[Mike Bulgakov]

Originally Posted by ilovecarlos

Oh no! The lemur, lemurnapped? Say it ain't so. Am sure Mikey used some of his many "skills" to get his buddy back.

Chuck Norris fears the lemur.

[Senator Jay Bullworth]

Originally Posted by Mike Bulgakov

Chuck Norris fears the lemur.

~ Bulgakov's Ringtailed Dandy ~

While the lemur is a dreamer
he's sly and quite the schemer
This Dapper Dan turns girlie clams
into gaping, frothy steamers

The lemur with his reamer
turns women into screamers
Their cherry pies and heaving sighs
cry: "Oh lemur, my banana creamer!"

Love's Driving Machine, the lemur
can outperform a Beamer
and splay a woman's femurs
then leave orgasmic streamers ~~~~

- Jerome, the Senator's trusted aide-de-camp o/b/o Sen. Jay Bullworth, the unrequited, never indicted trusted pubic servant


--"The stripes, the tail, the legend: y'all know him: he's the lemur....the lemur of love."

_________________

[Mike Bulgakov]

The esteemed Senator's presence has attracted John Cleese to the Bistro.


He gives the Senator and the lemur silly walk lessons.

[ilovecarlos]

*push*

Congrats to Carlos for beating Johnny Mac at Delray!!!!!

[Costagirl]

Originally Posted by CanadianChic

TokyoPunk, I am over it and have discussed the issue already with someone a little more important than you. Did you not read the OP? Grudges at the door - this is not a "chat room" to lay your beefs out.

Besides, I like you and think you can be quite humourous (that is when you're not coming after me). What book are you reading? Share a little something about yourself - we don't bite, really. Drak may chop your feet off to make you smaller like him, but that's about as bad as it gets. LOL

LOL...this is my kinda room. Easy like Sunday morning...I notice it gets intense in other rooms and I giggle cause it's tennis - our love, no doubt. But still - tennis. One I venture to say none of us are playing on the tour. So ya, thanks for having this room..I just started an amazing new read...The War of Art, by Steven Pressfield. The topic is ironically 'resistance'. I can't speak highly enough about it. I'm relatively new to the forum and I think I am terrible at navigating my way through and posting but - pleasure to meet you all

[Costagirl]

Originally Posted by ilovecarlos

Oh no! The lemur, lemurnapped? Say it ain't so. Am sure Mikey used some of his many "skills" to get his buddy back.

Is this a young Carlos Moya? I love him too...cool dude. I work with him and his academy in Mallorca. Seriously...super great people. No ego...nice change.

[Mike Bulgakov]

Originally Posted by ilovecarlos

Oh no! The lemur, lemurnapped? Say it ain't so. Am sure Mikey used some of his many "skills" to get his buddy back.

Originally Posted by Costagirl

Is this a young Carlos Moya? I love him too...cool dude. I work with him and his academy in Mallorca. Seriously...super great people. No ego...nice change.

Carlos Moya looked like a lemur when he was young?

[ilovecarlos]

Hi, and a big welcome to the Bistro, Costagirl! I'm ILC, nice to meet you. Yes that is Carlos Moya, as in Ilovecarlos =ILC. How wonderful that you get to wowrk with him.

I'm sure that the Bistro regulars will start introducing themselves. See you,ve met Mikey B. Wise not to get between him and a bottle of Stoli. Please do not be aalarmed if you bump into a lemur from time to time. He's usually pretty easy going. If you see a cute little kitten, dressed as a pirate with a little hook on one paw, once again, he belongs here and he won't hurt you especially if you get him a bowl of rum and milk.

Come in any time. The Bistro TV's always have tennis on!

[Sup2Dresq]

Ilc,

I'm maybe have some regrets to giving up alcohol for lent! All this stoli talk is sure making me thirsty ..alone with these pretzels (seinfeld reference)