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Old 10-09-2012, 11:10 PM   #15681
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Confucius-puss Rufus the Yangtze River doofus, sunk his spunk on a Chinese junk,
while Buddha Boy Blue on the blue Danube, got nude with an in-the-mood prude.


"tsk tsk...well, what do you have to say for yourself Prudence?!"
"What can I say? That Buddha man would've put Katherine-the-Great's horse to shame."

Dear Prudence open up your eyes
Dear Prudence see the sunny skies
The wind is low the birds will sing
That you are part of everything
Dear Prudence won't you open up your eyes?
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Old 10-10-2012, 12:14 AM   #15682
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Old 10-10-2012, 12:35 PM   #15683
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Old 10-10-2012, 12:37 PM   #15684
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Old 10-11-2012, 03:50 AM   #15685
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Old 10-11-2012, 04:02 AM   #15686
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G string...only the third thinnest string on a six-string guitar. Makes me wonder how skimpy a B-string or a high E-string would get???
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Old 10-12-2012, 09:05 PM   #15687
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G string
KGB successor's sting...




http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...by-Russia.html
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Old 10-14-2012, 05:13 PM   #15688
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Old 10-16-2012, 10:59 AM   #15689
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Ekaterina Bychkova...
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Old 10-16-2012, 06:54 PM   #15690
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Thumbs down unfair fine levied against Bychkova

Screw you, T.I.U.
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:30 AM   #15691
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Old 10-17-2012, 04:59 PM   #15692
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Screwing all night in the suburbs...
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Old 10-17-2012, 05:22 PM   #15693
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I crawl like a viper
Through these suburban streets
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet...

Becker/***en, 1977 (Ajaeacon Blues)

they've got a name for the winners in the world
I want a name when I lose
they call Alabama the Crimson Tide
call me Deacon Blues!

Man, I can't believe Donald F..agen's name got the ax in my post!
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Old 10-18-2012, 10:54 AM   #15694
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Arrow "Mama, just killed a ham, put the bread inside my head, took a bite 'n now I'm dead"

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Through these suburban streets
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet...

"Mama"....just killed a 'ham'....
put the bread inside my head, took a bite and now I'm dead..."

Make Love, not ham sandwiches


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Old 10-18-2012, 06:14 PM   #15695
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^^^ You mean like how "Scrambled Eggs, oh my baby how I love your legs" became "Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away" for a couple of Liverpool lads!
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Old 10-18-2012, 06:37 PM   #15696
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Making love with a woman from Nottingham in Sandwich Bay, a mama & papa to be...
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Old 10-18-2012, 06:51 PM   #15697
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"Scrambled Eggs, oh my baby how I love your legs"
"I would like the scrambled eggs, and, oh my baby, how I love your legs!"
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Old 10-19-2012, 11:11 PM   #15698
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Hen-pecked husband's response after being slapped by his wife for ogling a passing beauty..."Just because I've ordered doesn't mean I can't keep looking at the menu!"
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Old 10-20-2012, 07:22 PM   #15699
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