2007 Biggest Loser Contest

[Ace]

You know those couple of matches you won......?

Bigger losers!

At least you aren't the loser that lost to YOU!

[Zets147]

HAHAHA good point, Ace.

Yea, I know.. I liked that pun too

[PushyPushster]

Originally Posted by Cindysphinx

Oh, hey. I have a new excuse for today's lame performance.

I repeatedly whiffed the ball on my groundstrokes today. See, my contact lenses are all messed up, so I wore my glasses. Which are about six years old and have the wrong prescription. I would reach out to hit a groundstroke, and the ball simply wasn't there.

No, no, no. That's a legitimate excuse. I recently went from glasses to contacts and couldn't hit the broad side of a barn during my first practice session. You can be more creative than that. When you get your contacts back, tell your teammates that you had Lasik surgery and now all light sources have a huge halo around them. That's a built-in excuse for every single night game you'll ever play for the rest of your life! And get a knee brace for the day games.

[peter]

Originally Posted by Cindysphinx

OK, who among us loses the most league matches? Bonus points for anyone who is just as bad in 2007 as 2006.

I think I am the hands-down favorite to be declared Biggest Loser. The rest of you people do not stand a chance against me.
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This give me a 2007 winning percentage of 30%.
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That makes my 2006 win percentage 27%.

Beat that, if you can.

2006-2007 Indoors League: http://www.atvid-tk.org/ostgota/inom...7/ht2/spelare/
Matches: 25% (won 4 of 16)
Games: 37% (won 106 of 282)

2005-2006 Indoors Leauge: http://www.atvid-tk.org/ostgota/inom...06/h1/spelare/
Matches: 8% (won 1 of 19)
Games: 25% (won 78 of 303)

2006 Outdoors league: http://www.atvid-tk.org/ostgota/utom...6/ht2/spelare/
Matches: 0% (won 0 of 12)
Games: 18% (won 33 of 177)

Hmm!! I'm improving!!

[zapvor]

Originally Posted by BiGGieStuFF

Or your 118 Super Oversized racket still doesn't have a big enough head.

hahahhaaha owned!

[zapvor]

Originally Posted by PushyPushster

No, no, no. That's a legitimate excuse. I recently went from glasses to contacts and couldn't hit the broad side of a barn during my first practice session. You can be more creative than that. When you get your contacts back, tell your teammates that you had Lasik surgery and now all light sources have a huge halo around them. That's a built-in excuse for every single night game you'll ever play for the rest of your life! And get a knee brace for the day games.

someone ban this guy hes disgracing the game of tennis and the rest of us!