Tennis Warehouse-Mid Atlantic Chapter

[sapient007]

Originally Posted by hollywood9826

I couldnt domiante WTA. But if I grew up playing as much tennis as BBall and going to camps and stuff tghen Most def I could. Women just cant hang with dudes in sports. Especially basketball, swimming, Bowling, Baseball, golf (women suck at Putting), darts, Lawn darts, Bocce Ball, ringtoss, cornhole, midget toss, hot dog eating, weightlifting, wife carrying, and Auto Racing (we all know women are crappy drivers).

i can almost hear topaz running to the nearest keyboard kiosk..


you know that "post" button needs to be clicked after you type in all your thoughts.

[datsveryinterestin]

Skunk vs Hollywood (somebody make this happen)

[Topaz]

Originally Posted by sapient007

^^^

so you are calling sup nadal while topaz fed?? doesn't this infer that you = murray, me = djoka and tfm = serena williams?

But, am I Fed, or Nadal? Am I the disgruntled #2 who has lost his mojo, or the hungry #2 who will ascend to #1 come h*ll or high water?

Originally Posted by datsveryinterestin

Skunk vs Hollywood (somebody make this happen)

I like the way you think Dats...I'll see what I can do.

[drakulie]

Schmad is misbehaving in another thread. I will be forced to unleash, the Panterka on him. And If that doesn't work, it will be Gina.

[ShcMad]

Originally Posted by drakulie

Schmad is misbehaving in another thread. I will be forced to unleash, the Panterka on him. And If that doesn't work, it will be Gina.

lol... Man... I'm just stating what I've noticed from watching Fed throughout these past 4 years. Not misbehaving at all! 0:P

[drakulie]

^^^Quiet!!!! Now for your questioning me you will get the FULL GINA!!! Just ask Dats what happened to him when he was down here singing love songs. I assure you it wasn't pleasant.

[Topaz]

^^^I've seen the Full Gina in action...it isn't pretty Shcmad. I would heed Yoda's words if I were you!

[hollywood9826]

What will be the fun in somebody who grew up playing tennis thier whole beating somebody who has played for god knows how long. Of course she can beat me. Whats does that accomplish.

Its like Billie Jean vs Scotty Riggs. What good was a 23 year old top player in her prime beating a washed up 55 yr old man. The part the media doent tell you about that story is that riggs blasted court when he played her. Court was 30 at the time and lost to a 55 yr old bum.

[ShcMad]

I don't know who Gina is but from what I hear, Dats had a thing for her.

[alice301]

Originally Posted by hollywood9826

I couldnt domiante WTA. But if I grew up playing as much tennis as BBall and going to camps and stuff tghen Most def I could. Women just cant hang with dudes in sports. Especially basketball, swimming, Bowling, Baseball, golf (women suck at Putting), darts, Lawn darts, Bocce Ball, ringtoss, cornhole, midget toss, hot dog eating, weightlifting, wife carrying, and Auto Racing (we all know women are crappy drivers).

dude, you'd better hope that "the black widow" isn't turning her sights to tennis; she could prolly beat you, and then eat you:

Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas (born Lee Sun-kyung (이선경) in 1967 is a top-ranked Korean-born American competitive eater from Alexandria, Virginia.

The 98-pound Thomas is the number four competitive eater in the United States, and ranked fifth in the world , with 29 world titles.[1] Her nickname "The Black Widow" refers to her ability to regularly defeat men four to five times her size.[1] While the size of her stomach is only slightly larger than normal, her skinny build is perhaps her biggest advantage, allowing her stomach to expand more readily since it is not surrounded by the ring of fat common in other heavy eaters.[2] She holds records in over 25 eating competitions,[3] and in December 2008, she defeated top-ranked eater Takeru Kobayashi in a fruit-cake eating contest.

Her most famous result is 37 hot dogs in 12 minutes (July 4, 2005 at Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest), setting a then-record for American competitors (which was also the female record). On August 8, 2005, she consumed 35 bratwursts in 10 minutes

[alice301]

oh, and a propos of nothing really, why is it that the "shoes & apparel" thread is populated mostly by guys? i need a safe place to vent about my swarovski-bejeweled (no kidding) team uniform!

[hollywood9826]

Sonya Thomas works at the burger King on Anderws AFB. I walked in there one day and noticed here there. Shes the manager there and I must say that is by far the niceest Burger King I have ever been in. Its clean, the workers Sonya hired are all very curteuous. And the burgers dont look all smashed up when you get them. But in Hot Dog eating theres only about 20 people that do that and the best she ever finished was third or fourth. So once again the best woman was proven inferior to the best guy. Thats all I'm saying.

But I will Sonya credit she may well be the GBKMOAT (Greatest Burger King Manager of all times)

[Topaz]

Originally Posted by alice301

oh, and a propos of nothing really, why is it that the "shoes & apparel" thread is populated mostly by guys? i need a safe place to vent about my swarovski-bejeweled (no kidding) team uniform!

Let me guess...the new Tail 'frosted rose' group? Do you also have the swarovski-jeweled Adidas sneakers?

[JRstriker12]

Dats - Looks like me and you for ACTA - Sat at 10 am!!!!

[alice301]

Originally Posted by Topaz

Let me guess...the new Tail 'frosted rose' group? Do you also have the swarovski-jeweled Adidas sneakers?

omfg. and you can just imagine what our team name is, can't you?

i've never worn tail before, and they need a new, heretofore undiscovered language to describe their sizing. the small dress fit me like a bathing suit; the medium dress fit like a tent, and the small shirt was too wide AND too short (i'm 5' 1" when i start out my day, so i can't imagine who this would fit).

i understand the concept of "taking one for the team," but i...just...can't...wear..."frosted rose".....

[datsveryinterestin]

yo JRS, glad i am playing with you.
correct me if i'm wrong but it
looks like 11:30am for #3 and #4 doubles....?????
cool man. i guess i can use this doubles league to
practice my serve.

[Vitaly Evchenkov]

alice, plz post photos of you in these different outfits so TWMAC can help you pick sizes and outfit pieces. maybe try them on w/ high heels too.

[auzzieizm]

Originally Posted by alice301

dude, you'd better hope that "the black widow" isn't turning her sights to tennis; she could prolly beat you, and then eat you:

Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas (born Lee Sun-kyung (이선경) in 1967 is a top-ranked Korean-born American competitive eater from Alexandria, Virginia.

The 98-pound Thomas is the number four competitive eater in the United States, and ranked fifth in the world , with 29 world titles.[1] Her nickname "The Black Widow" refers to her ability to regularly defeat men four to five times her size.[1] While the size of her stomach is only slightly larger than normal, her skinny build is perhaps her biggest advantage, allowing her stomach to expand more readily since it is not surrounded by the ring of fat common in other heavy eaters.[2] She holds records in over 25 eating competitions,[3] and in December 2008, she defeated top-ranked eater Takeru Kobayashi in a fruit-cake eating contest.

Her most famous result is 37 hot dogs in 12 minutes (July 4, 2005 at Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest), setting a then-record for American competitors (which was also the female record). On August 8, 2005, she consumed 35 bratwursts in 10 minutes

I thought you were talking about the other black widow: Jeannette Lee. I wish I was as good at pool as her.

[Topaz]

Originally Posted by alice301

omfg. and you can just imagine what our team name is, can't you?

i've never worn tail before, and they need a new, heretofore undiscovered language to describe their sizing. the small dress fit me like a bathing suit; the medium dress fit like a tent, and the small shirt was too wide AND too short (i'm 5' 1" when i start out my day, so i can't imagine who this would fit).

i understand the concept of "taking one for the team," but i...just...can't...wear..."frosted rose".....

I have one Tail skirt (the 'flounce' skirt) and it seems to run true to size...but I've looked at the dresses, and they do look like they run quite large. I was actually thinking of wearing it Saturday, but I think I may be wearing sweats instead!

Please, please....*please*...tell me your team name isn't 'the frosted roses'?!?

Oh, and Datsveryinterestin and Vitaly are the same person...just in case you get confused!

Two of my teams just do colors (and lucky for me, the *same* colors - red/white/black), and then the third (my DC team) was actually sponsored and we had team shirts, but I'm not sure that we're going to do that this year...and even with the shirts we were just white and black. A friend of mine is on a team using the Nike green stuff that came out not too long ago, and it looks really nice.

[Topaz]

Originally Posted by datsveryinterestin

yo JRS, glad i am playing with you.
correct me if i'm wrong but it
looks like 11:30am for #3 and #4 doubles....?????
cool man. i guess i can use this doubles league to
practice my serve.

And ACTA team match consists of one court of women's doubles, one court of men's doubles, and two courts of mixed doubles. Just fyi. Can't help you with time...though usually the men and women go first, and the mixed people show up when they 'think' the match may end, but sometimes end up waiting a bit. At least, that's how it went last fall...so some things could be different now. I would guess your men's and women's dubs go at 10am, and the mixed courts are at 11:30am.