Tennis Warehouse-Mid Atlantic Chapter - Page 1188

Xisbum · 06-04-2009, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by alice301

even older...metathesis is greek.

Oh yeah? Well my metatarsals are Cherokee, so there.

alice301 · 06-04-2009, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by hollywood9826

Alice pigs are filthy animals, and cows are raised to eat. Cows apparently contribute over a 1/3 of the worlds methane gas. So you refusing to eat a cow is contrbuting to global warming.

Personally I think we should be allowed to eat horses as well. I dont have much respect for horses. ANy animal that will eat itself to death is pretty low on the totem pole IMO.

<----sharpening her henckles, getting the fava beans & a nice chianti for a lunch date in havre-de-grace, md.

JRProstaf9 · 06-04-2009, 10:16 AM

Hwood
I thought pigs were generally clean animals and only rolled around in mud to stay cool in hot weather...

Oh and Alice... I got in touch with the folks over at west winds. looks like I might be dropping in on the clinic tonight to get my hitting eval done. hope I still remember how to swing a racket

JRstriker12 · 06-04-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by alice301

yeah! i wanna go too...honey pigs are vegetarian pigs, right?? tfm/sppy/jrs, are you guys going to meet me tomorrow for "indoor tennis," i.e., lunch & FO at rock bottom? i have to pick up racquet #2 from sup, and i'd rather meet in bethesda, rather than the outlets.

jrs, i know that you've already lost all respect for me since i told you how i feel about putting the ball out of my opponent's reach for a winner. but i also think that cows and pigs are just too cute to eat.

jrs: man, the baby's back ribs are sooo good. the meat just falls off the bones.
me: *clutching table, trying not to fall off the barstool from nausea*

LOL!!!!!!

If my tourney gets rained out, I may be up for lunch again. We'll see.

No need to defend your position on going veggie. Just had to give you a hard time. I might go vegetarian if meat didn't taste so good. If it makes you feel better, I fell off the meat wagon last night and fixed a bean burrito.... or does that qualify if it also had cheese and sour cream on it (yum!).

BTW - it was the BRAISED ribs.

hollywood9826 · 06-04-2009, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by alice301

<----sharpening her henckles, getting the fava beans & a nice chianti for a lunch date in havre-de-grace, md.

will fava beans and chianti go well with horse meat? Im assuming henckles is some kind of fancy utensil used to eat the horse meat. I figured those Mt Airy folk would know how to eat them some horse meat.

datsveryinterestin · 06-04-2009, 10:23 AM

Kenmore = canceled. FARQ'N rain!

hollywood9826 · 06-04-2009, 10:25 AM

Prostaff,

All I know is pigs eat slop, which is basically everything noody else wants to eat. And Jules Winfield (My man in Inglewood) wont eat pig because they are filthy animals and if theres one thing you never do,you never go against Jules Winfield.

alice301 · 06-04-2009, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by JRProstaf9

looks like I might be dropping in on the clinic tonight to get my hitting eval done.

wtf?? do you think that it'll be like a water evaluation, where they find all sorts of crap in your tap, so they can sell you a filtration system? they offer a discount on a 6-pack of lessons. i think that you'll save something like 65 cents/lesson.

hopefully i'll see you there--i'm thinking about going tonight, too.

TheJRK · 06-04-2009, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by alice301

but i also think that cows and pigs are just too cute to eat.

Funny, that's exactly why my wife won't eat them... and I don't eat them because my wife doesn't eat them.

Xisbum · 06-04-2009, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by datsveryinterestin

Kenmore = canceled. FARQ'N rain!

Let's try next week - Tuesday or Wednesday? What say you?

tfm1973 · 06-04-2009, 10:46 AM

JRprostaf / alice -- what is this clinic / eval thing you speak of? is this indoors? is this open to the public? is it fun? will i be allowed to smash balls at TFM-like speeds?

prestigeprolover · 06-04-2009, 10:51 AM

lol hw is a funny guy.

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Originally Posted by tfm1973

JRprostaf / alice -- what is this clinic / eval thing you speak of? is this indoors? is this open to the public? is it fun? will i be allowed to smash balls at TFM-like speeds?

yeah any details on this clinic thing? i'm really dying to play some tennis tonight.

jjjosh/mrs jjjosh/nitefly - tennis tonight?? stop stalking the boards and post!

JRProstaf9 · 06-04-2009, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by alice301

hopefully i'll see you there--i'm thinking about going tonight, too.

hahaha nice, yea I knew I'd have to get a hitting eval before they OK'd me for any specific program/ladder/league so I mean it is what it is... I just want to get out and hit some balls.

I'm guessing it'll be on dirt in the bubble right?

alice301 · 06-04-2009, 12:03 PM

westwinds drill:

luscious tennis fun open to all, from 7-8:30 with jay, god's gift to middle-aged women whose husbands go on extended business trips. but when i checked this afternoon, it was full (8 people max). call and put your name on the wait list anyway: plenty of people drop out, especially when the weather is this bad. it's a mix of crafty hitters and ball-crushers.

instead of the drill, i'll be hitting with my friend amy from 5:30-6:30. jrp, what's your real name? if i see you, i'd rather greet you by name, so that everyone else at the club isn't thinking that i picked you up from craigslist or something.

hollywood9826 · 06-04-2009, 12:14 PM

His name is Puddin' Tane, ask him again and he'll tell you the same 0)

NiteFly · 06-04-2009, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by prestigeprolover

lol hw is a funny guy.

yeah any details on this clinic thing? i'm really dying to play some tennis tonight.

jjjosh/mrs jjjosh/nitefly - tennis tonight?? stop stalking the boards and post!

I actually had a court at 8pm, but I had to cancel cuz I forgot my kid has Fencing in Columbia tonight

alice301 · 06-04-2009, 04:36 PM

topaz, i got your txt. i was on my way to play with amy. we played most of a set: i frittered away a 4-1 lead and was winning 6-5 when we ran out of time.

stosur's dress was the one that i said was my favorite, when dokic was wearing it on day 1. wanna go halfsies with me on it?? the only problem is that i think that it's made of cotton! wtf?

datsveryinterestin · 06-04-2009, 06:29 PM

this friggin constant flooding. gonna lose my mind.

wut were the rain stats for May? looks like June is no different...
guess i'll try to look up some weather stats.

i decided to treat myself to a Dogfish IMMORT ale.
notes of maple, vanilla, and oak.
drinking it out of a snifter and i give it 2 thumbs up!
ELEVEN PERCENT ... woah! thats 3 beers in 1!

Brewed with peat-smoked barley, Immort is brewed with organic juniper berries, vanilla & maple syrup. It's aged on oak and fermented with a blend of English & Belgian yeasts

datsveryinterestin · 06-04-2009, 07:02 PM

DULLES VA MAY 2009 precipitation

RECORD
MAXIMUM 10.26 2009 (!!!)
MINIMUM 0.34 2007
TOTALS 10.26 inches of rain
Departure from normal 6.04 inches (!)
DAILY AVG. 0.33 0.14 0.19
DAYS >= .01 18 12 more than usual
DAYS >= .10 13 8 more than usual
DAYS >= .50 8 3 more than usual
DAYS >= 1.00 2 0.8 more than usual

(supposedly last mays total) = 9.38

NUMBER OF DAYS FAIR 4
NUMBER OF DAYS PC 10
NUMBER OF DAYS CLOUDY 17 (FARK THIS!)

add another 3+ inches of rain since June started.

ooof... opening another beer.

this report sponsored by Dogsh!t Beerhead Fish Ale.

Sup2Dresq · 06-05-2009, 02:45 AM

TheJRK,

Can you check in?

You didn't look 100% last night and I left you in the capable hands of three guys with livers of steel and police records *oops!*. Cool guys though.

Speaking of convict. I was going to post a picture of an ex con with tattoos.. and I found this picture.

Looks a lot like Moz!

06-04-2009, 10:16 AM	#23743
JRProstaf9 Rookie Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Washington, DC metro area Posts: 165	Hwood I thought pigs were generally clean animals and only rolled around in mud to stay cool in hot weather... Oh and Alice... I got in touch with the folks over at west winds. looks like I might be dropping in on the clinic tonight to get my hitting eval done. hope I still remember how to swing a racket __________________ You kind of live and die by the serve. ~ Pete Sampras

06-04-2009, 10:25 AM	#23747
hollywood9826 Semi-Pro Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Havre de Grace, MD Posts: 492	Prostaff, All I know is pigs eat slop, which is basically everything noody else wants to eat. And Jules Winfield (My man in Inglewood) wont eat pig because they are filthy animals and if theres one thing you never do,you never go against Jules Winfield. __________________ Touched by his Noodly Appendage

06-04-2009, 12:14 PM	#23755
hollywood9826 Semi-Pro Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Havre de Grace, MD Posts: 492	His name is Puddin' Tane, ask him again and he'll tell you the same 0) __________________ Touched by his Noodly Appendage

06-04-2009, 06:29 PM	#23758
datsveryinterestin Rookie Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 341	this friggin constant flooding. gonna lose my mind. wut were the rain stats for May? looks like June is no different... guess i'll try to look up some weather stats. i decided to treat myself to a Dogfish IMMORT ale. notes of maple, vanilla, and oak. drinking it out of a snifter and i give it 2 thumbs up! ELEVEN PERCENT ... woah! thats 3 beers in 1! Brewed with peat-smoked barley, Immort is brewed with organic juniper berries, vanilla & maple syrup. It's aged on oak and fermented with a blend of English & Belgian yeasts Last edited by datsveryinterestin : 06-04-2009 at 06:38 PM.

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