Tennis Warehouse-Mid Atlantic Chapter

[datsveryinterestin]

Vomputer processing Vauzie Vracket Vormula:

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unknown workout regimen
possible vegan diet
ex-beerponger
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1st result: Vomputer could name any of 500 racquets and mr.auzzie would like for 1 week and sell the next

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beaten vitalys kuzzin 100x
weak ankles
1 shirt
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result: Wilson ProStaff ROK102 or Prince O3 Speedport Red

thank you for playing. please come again

[auzzieizm]

damn, i've been looking at prince 03 reds all week... you're good! how much do i owe you?

[f1 tech]

Originally Posted by sapient007

f1 tech. fresh pow tomorrow. or friday.. you game?

I actually went today for night snowboarding...Can't do it Fri. How about next weekend?

[sapient007]

Originally Posted by auzzieizm

... you're good! how much do i owe you?

this brings back memories of my male prostitute days.

$5 HJs
$10 BJs
$15 ZJs

[tennismonkey]

what's a ZJ?

[sapient007]

if you don't know it, you prob can't afford it

[magmasilk]

Originally Posted by auzzieizm

Magma, I have tried all of those frames. And your Yonex is probably most similar to the Speed Pro in terms of playability and feel, except the Speed Pro IS SOOO SLOW to swing. Feel, spin, response, power, control, all are similar thoughl; its just the Speed Pro is a log to move around. The AST is a different kind of frame for me... less feel with that one. The response is such that I couldn't always tell what type of shot was coming off the frame. Sometimes it was what I expected, sometimes not. But not a bad frame.

Looks like i'll need some demo time ...

Originally Posted by datsveryinterestin

Vitalys Verfect Vracket Vormula (copyright V. Evchenkov I, 1944)
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weeklycaloric intake-weeklycaloriesburnedontreadmill/100 = Headsize
federer'sracquetsize(90)+yourfatpercentage = alternate headsize
10oz + (number of pullups you can do x.10) = minimum weight
10oz + (number of pushups you can do in 1minute w/o stopping x .60) = max weight
300+(numberofvodkashotsyoucandoin1hourwithoutpukin gx3) =max swingweight

Vitaly the 1st found that 95% of players under 4.5 rating should be using
Head Radical OS, Fischer Pro One 105, Babolat Pure Drive 107, Wilson KBlade Team, or Yonex E-Zone 107. he was a mathematical genius and great prognosticator of future racquet names.

but nobody listened to Vitaly and he retreated to the mountains of Ukraine and went insane from drinking rutabega juice out of lead goblets. or maybe he was already insane.. hard to say. at the end of his days he would only mumble something that sounded like "dog op ol ov pret ty po ny tail" and people would snicker.

sorry mags, what was the question? i got a little off track. ooops

under 4.5? are we still taking about

Originally Posted by JRstriker12

JRS's Night:

-Head home from Tyson's corner.
-Crawl along Rt 7 for 1 hr to get to toll road. Crawl along toll road.
-Takes about 1hr to get form Whiele Ave to near Reston Pkwy on toll road (about 1/2 mile in distance).
-Dodge jackknifed Semi Truck (it's blocking 3 lanes.)
-Get out of car in middle of toll road to scrape off windows every 15 minutes (wipers can't keep up)
-Push stuck BWM out of the way (seriously, Toll Road was littered with stuck rear-wheel drive BMW's stuck in 4 inches of snow).
-Blow by stuck BWM's in 2000 Honda Civic SI (later suckers!!!)
-10 minutes later get to exit.
-Exit and crawl on local roads.
-Take back-way around to dodge traffic and blow through 2 ft snow drifts to avoid getting stuck.
-Push a stuck infinity out of the road.
-Pull into unplowed community and get car stuck in snow 20 ft from my house.
-Park in neighbor's drive way
-Get home 4 hours later...

and we have a winner ... me ... 7.5 hrs

[JRstriker12]

Originally Posted by magmasilk

and we have a winner ... me ... 7.5 hrs

Yeah..... I guess I actually got off pretty easy once I pushed those damn RWD cars out of my way... LOL!

BTW- Check out the specs of the new version of the head speed (Inegra). Seems they lightened them up a bit so they aren't as hefty or slow. Sort of like a Prestige with an slightly larger head.

[PaulMan]

Originally Posted by JRstriker12

Yeah..... I guess I actually got off pretty easy once I pushed those damn RWD cars out of my way... LOL!

BTW- Check out the specs of the new version of the head speed (Inegra). Seems they lightened them up a bit so they aren't as hefty or slow. Sort of like a Prestige with an slightly larger head.

Actually I got stuck on the Toll Rd exiting to Tysons corner meeting up a buddy at 3:45pm after selling my MGPP to one of your Nite Owl guys, S.W. I moved 50 ft in 3 hours time! So I pulled to the left and parked my car on the side of the exit ramp. I walked the 2 or 3 miles towards the 66 exit on Rte 7 where my buddy K was sitting for the last 3.5 hours. We finally got on 66 at 8:30pm or so after they got the sideways bus out of the way going up the hill. Didn't get home til 11:30pm after taking 66 > 28 > Toll Rd for K to drop me off at home before K went home himself in Leesburg... Suffice to say, it sucked *****! Went straight to bed. Picked up my car late Thursday afternoon. Been sick since. Feeling much better today though.

[auzzieizm]

Spoiler alert!!!! Esther Vergeer won for the 405th straight time...

[hollywood9826]

I think she needs to get that career winning percentage a bit higher. shes only 405-31.

On serious not I saw some dudes at the clooge here playing tennis in a wheelchair and those udes were really good. It was surprising me to watch them use the off arm to yank the wheel to get the torso turning into the forehands. I should have something to them but I didnt so they probably thought I was watching the freak show or something.

[auzzieizm]

She's like 610-25 career with 30 grand slam titles. She's a freak regardless of her physical shortcomings.

[auzzieizm]

Anyone want to do a light hit at FRC tonight? Shoot me an email if so.

[JRstriker12]

Originally Posted by auzzieizm

Anyone want to do a light hit at FRC tonight? Shoot me an email if so.

I have dubs during night owl tonight.

We should do another Auzzie, Downs, JRS, TennisMonkey or AY dub throw down soon.

[tennismonkey]

i'm only good at throwing down a pint of cookies and cream. still monogamous and faithful to my ozone tours. kinda surprised because i'm a ****.

[auzzieizm]

Originally Posted by JRstriker12

I have dubs during night owl tonight.

We should do another Auzzie, Downs, JRS, TennisMonkey or AY dub throw down soon.

def down to do that...

Originally Posted by tennismonkey

i'm only good at throwing down a pint of cookies and cream. still monogamous and faithful to my ozone tours. kinda surprised because i'm a ****.

i want to try the ozones too!!!

[sapient007]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMFM...has_verified=1

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81262554/

[downs_chris]

auzzie, good hitting last night...you were definitely pushing me around more from the baseline with your POGLB...at least you let me win 1 tie-breaker! haha...

my wrist has this noticeable lump in it (and hurts kind of bad) -- it's actually about 2 inches up (in the direction of my elbow) on the inside of my arm...i wonder if i strained something?

[JRstriker12]

Paulman - I think this gut hybrid is growing on me. Amazing pop and good spin and control. Decent durability so far, only some very minor fraying. Almost no string movement up to this point.

Starting to wonder how this would play with some poly in the crosses????

[downs_chris]

Originally Posted by JRstriker12

Paulman - I think this gut hybrid is growing on me. Amazing pop and good spin and control. Decent durability so far, only some very minor fraying. Almost no string movement up to this point.

Starting to wonder how this would play with some poly in the crosses????

what string setup are you trying again?