Tennis Warehouse-Mid Atlantic Chapter - Page 1943

hollywood9826 · 08-03-2011, 12:13 PM

I was honestly looking for 30 minutes for that thing.

Thanks for finding it.

And becasue you found it I get to re-read one of the greatest reviews ever. By B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern"

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

Sup2Dresq · 08-03-2011, 04:39 PM

dats,

So you want the shirt or what? Don't tempt me with all my free time. Xl? or L?

datsveryinterestin · 08-03-2011, 08:36 PM

naw man, my rafa days are long gone.

i want u to focus on badazz jeepz and motoguzzi cafe classics!

zapvor · 08-03-2011, 09:55 PM

farking hate legg mason. farking hate legg mason more when it rains

hollywood9826 · 08-04-2011, 03:15 AM

Whats wrong Zap you didnt have a Hotdog moment with someone today.

Dats,

This dude in my old guard unit had a Motoguzzi. I dont think it was a cafe race, just standard touring bike pretty original to factory. But it was sweet old bike.

I didnt know Motoguzzi still made bikes. They are prettycheap too. They actually have a model called a Cafe Classic, its only 9grand.

sapient007 · 08-04-2011, 03:35 AM

hey, can everyone email me their phone number so i can drunk dial you.. or maybe call you if theirs a cancellation due to rain sat..

i can be reached at s a pie nt0 07 @ h ot m ail. co m

hollywood9826 · 08-04-2011, 03:38 AM

I think you got my digits already, but i emailed you ne way.

sapient007 · 08-04-2011, 03:46 AM

oh i've lost everyone's phone number in my recent phone switch...

Xisbum · 08-04-2011, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sapient007

hey, can everyone email me their phone number so i can drunk dial you.. or maybe call you if theirs a cancellation due to rain sat..

i can be reached at s a pie nt0 07 @ h ot m ail. co m

Hey, if it rains let's just find a bar and drink beer all afternoon.

First round's on me.

PaulMan · 08-04-2011, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xisbum

Hey, if it rains let's just find a bar and drink beer all afternoon.

First round's on me.

Can't we just go straight to the beers!???

Second's on me!

Xisbum · 08-04-2011, 06:16 AM

What a conumdrum - tennis or beer? Beer or tennis?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_h-eRauvKY

hollywood9826 · 08-04-2011, 06:29 AM

DATS,

You still wannatry to huck some discs there at Bluemont? I was aiming to pick you up like 1130 or 1200 to get a few holes in before heading over to see the X man for the last time before I see him again to eat 100 year old grease burgers.

In which case if its raining Ill already be on the road anyway. Im bringin some Natty Bo's in a can. And maybe some plates and stuff.

datsveryinterestin · 08-04-2011, 08:01 AM

yah dood, disc golf would be kool.
the rest of twmac doesn't know wut they're missin!

hollywood9826 · 08-04-2011, 09:14 AM

Aiight Ill shoot to be at your place like 1130 then. Which means Ill leave my crib at 10AM.

You said you have a match right? Also Im gonna need your address again so I can hit up my GPS.

TheJRK · 08-04-2011, 09:41 AM

Yes!!! Lobster Truck near my building!

sapient007 · 08-04-2011, 03:07 PM

paulman, gandalf, you 2 should of received a file share from me of a contact list.

hwood. did not get anything from you. anyone else that wants to share their contact info, just email me.

PaulMan · 08-04-2011, 06:47 PM

Sappy, I did get an invite but still no files shared in my Skydrive. Won't let me see anything...

As far as the rented court - we're good to go! Reserved and paid for. Rain or shine, it's on! Cuz there are no refunds...lol

sapient007 · 08-04-2011, 07:11 PM

did you log in? i've tied the sharing permissions to your hotmail address.

edit: paulman, please keep a total for all the incurred costs. not sure how it's gonna work out if it rains but we will not let you foot the bill alone... tho in the spirit of tfm, we should..

doesn't tfm still owe jrk like 20??

PaulMan · 08-04-2011, 07:30 PM

Yup, logged into my hotmail account and still no go. It says: This folder is only shared with friends on Windows Live. Add this person as your friend on Windows Live to view the folders they share. I click Add Friend and it then says Done but still nothing! WTF?

sapient007 · 08-05-2011, 05:53 AM

i've created a test account (hotmail) and was able to see the spreadsheet.. interesting.. as in dats very interesting..

08-03-2011, 12:13 PM	#38841
hollywood9826 Semi-Pro Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Havre de Grace, MD Posts: 492	I was honestly looking for 30 minutes for that thing. Thanks for finding it. And becasue you found it I get to re-read one of the greatest reviews ever. By B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him. I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt. Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. __________________ Touched by his Noodly Appendage

08-03-2011, 09:55 PM	#38844
zapvor Legend Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: tennis courts Posts: 7,904	farking hate legg mason. farking hate legg mason more when it rains __________________ Member of TW MAC. yes, we are better than you. and we bout to hop on a court to make another 'mil

08-04-2011, 03:15 AM	#38845
hollywood9826 Semi-Pro Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Havre de Grace, MD Posts: 492	Whats wrong Zap you didnt have a Hotdog moment with someone today. Dats, This dude in my old guard unit had a Motoguzzi. I dont think it was a cafe race, just standard touring bike pretty original to factory. But it was sweet old bike. I didnt know Motoguzzi still made bikes. They are prettycheap too. They actually have a model called a Cafe Classic, its only 9grand. __________________ Touched by his Noodly Appendage Last edited by hollywood9826 : 08-04-2011 at 03:25 AM.

08-04-2011, 03:38 AM	#38847
hollywood9826 Semi-Pro Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Havre de Grace, MD Posts: 492	I think you got my digits already, but i emailed you ne way. __________________ Touched by his Noodly Appendage

08-04-2011, 06:16 AM	#38851
Xisbum Semi-Pro Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Elvisland Posts: 666	What a conumdrum - tennis or beer? Beer or tennis? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_h-eRauvKY __________________ "You can stand me up at the gates of Hell, but I won't back down." - Tom Petty