Tennis Warehouse-Mid Atlantic Chapter

[JRstriker12]

Originally Posted by coolblue123

JRStriker: Have you been on lately? I've only been able to do 20 minutes on and off in BlOps2.

Nope....

Haven't had 10 minutes to myself when I get home since my mother in law is visiting another family member and isn't around to help out with the twins. Man, these two don't drop off to sleep until after 10pm.

Sure, I've turned on the Xbox, but I don't get much farther than that - LOL!

[coolblue123]

Originally Posted by JRstriker12

Nope....

Haven't had 10 minutes to myself when I get home since my mother in law is visiting another family member and isn't around to help out with the twins. Man, these two don't drop off to sleep until after 10pm.

Sure, I've turned on the Xbox, but I don't get much farther than that - LOL!

story of my life. At least you have MIL (mom in law) support. And u wonder why my stats are always so low. That's cause I have one sleeping baby on one arm playing.

[tennismonkey]

and thank god you don't have MILILF support. that would be awkward. and i think i just threw up in my mouth.

[sapient007]

hola amigos. i thought i'd share some pics.

http://tinyurl.com/d5mj28o

http://tinyurl.com/c5y4xkj

http://tinyurl.com/bu599bz

[JRstriker12]

Originally Posted by coolblue123

story of my life. At least you have MIL (mom in law) support. And u wonder why my stats are always so low. That's cause I have one sleeping baby on one arm playing.

Lol. I've done that. Never helps my scores.

Originally Posted by tennismsonkey

and thank god you don't have MILILF support. that would be awkward. and i think i just threw up in my mouth.

left speechless by TM again.


- bomb threat art work so we Evac and grab a banh mi sandwich from a food truck. Think I'm in love with a new food.

[hollywood9826]

Originally Posted by tennismonkey

and thank god you don't have MILILF support. that would be awkward. and i think i just threw up in my mouth.

Has there been any movies (Non pizzorn) wehre the SIL wants to hook up with MIL? Sometimes in movies the MIL tries to hook up but the SIL shoots it down. havent seen the other way.

What if you were married to Rumer Willis. She has a funny looking face, but Demi Moore would be a pretty good looking MIL. What if you file divorce papers but they are not finalized yet.

What if the wife and MIL are close and share everything?

Beides the fact that im morbidly obese, I dont understand how such a smart out of the box thinker like myself is single.

[downs_chris]

Originally Posted by sapient007

hola amigos. i thought i'd share some pics.

http://tinyurl.com/d5mj28o

http://tinyurl.com/c5y4xkj

http://tinyurl.com/bu599bz

i like these!

[coolblue123]

Originally Posted by tennismonkey

and thank god you don't have MILILF support. that would be awkward. and i think i just threw up in my mouth.

One phrase:
"Starscream, you never cease to amaze me."

[tennismonkey]

hwood -- rumer has a face like that guy from the movie mask. just awkward looking.

just had late lunch with sapient at panda express. as we speak it's making a panda express through my colon.

[Angle Queen]

Originally Posted by JRstriker12

Man, these two don't drop off to sleep until after 10pm.

What's up with that? Ain't you got 'em on a decent schedule yet? Seriously, how many wks old (I can't look back through all the TWMAC pages to find out)...and what are the other sleep/lack of habits? 10pm is too late...for the kiddies...and the parents. Although somewhere in the fog that is newborn maintenance, I vaguely remember staying up 'til 11pm for the "last" feeding...and they could then make it through to about 5am. But that was around the 8-wk mark, I think.

My non-parent sibs give me and hubs grief when we tell them not to call the house after 9pm. 'Cause the kids have already been o-u-t for at least an hour and we're ready to call it a day too.

We're all up, bright-eyed and, well, ya know, at 6am. Everyday. Even on weekends. At least until here recently when we've started leaving out the cereal box and making sure the soymilk container is on the fridge's bottom shelf and has enough, but not too much in it. Hubs and I both stayed in bed til 7:30am two weeks ago for the first time. Ah! We got to sleep in and the kiddies thought they were all that for fixing their own breakfast and negotiating the TV remote to get to the Saturday am cartoons we approve of (shhh....we left it on the correct channel...but they were so darned proud of themselves). Even put their own dirty dishes in the dishwasher. Got 'em trained! Not bad for 4 and 6.

[PaulMan]

Anyone hear Bears WR Brandon Marshall's claims that some football players take Viagra while on the field to "gain an edge"? lol Isn't that taking the saying "bringing the wood!" to a whole 'nother level?? haha

[JRstriker12]

Originally Posted by Angle Queen

What's up with that? Ain't you got 'em on a decent schedule yet? Seriously, how many wks old (I can't look back through all the TWMAC pages to find out)...and what are the other sleep/lack of habits? 10pm is too late...for the kiddies...and the parents. Although somewhere in the fog that is newborn maintenance, I vaguely remember staying up 'til 11pm for the "last" feeding...and they could then make it through to about 5am. But that was around the 8-wk mark, I think.

My non-parent sibs give me and hubs grief when we tell them not to call the house after 9pm. 'Cause the kids have already been o-u-t for at least an hour and we're ready to call it a day too.

We're all up, bright-eyed and, well, ya know, at 6am. Everyday. Even on weekends. At least until here recently when we've started leaving out the cereal box and making sure the soymilk container is on the fridge's bottom shelf and has enough, but not too much in it. Hubs and I both stayed in bed til 7:30am two weeks ago for the first time. Ah! We got to sleep in and the kiddies thought they were all that for fixing their own breakfast and negotiating the TV remote to get to the Saturday am cartoons we approve of (shhh....we left it on the correct channel...but they were so darned proud of themselves). Even put their own dirty dishes in the dishwasher. Got 'em trained! Not bad for 4 and 6.

They're going on 4 months. Wish we had them on a "decent" schedule. Seems like the drop off after a feeding around 7pm, then wake back up after about 30 min and it takes another feeding and a few hours to get them back down. By that point, I'm ready to go to bed myself, if I haven't passed out already.

[zapvor]

sap your links dont work. or my computer doesnt. fark

[zapvor]

so i need some MAC help

girl in tennis class-i have a crush on. i am not shy but around her i cant do anything. useless. 90min class. at the end, i brace myself to get courage to ask for her number. what happens?








i ask her if i can borrow her racket. so now i have a racket. no number.

someone help me write a better ending lol

[hollywood9826]

Wait a minute. You can ask for a racket but not a number. I wish i would have been there for that conversation.

"Can I have you phone number I would like to.."

"What"

"Your number, you know the grip number, is it 4 1/4 4 3/8?"

Anyway next class dont take the racket. If she asks you say you forgot it, but giver her your number and tell her to call if she needs it back beofre next class. If she doesnt call dont take it to that class either. at the nexty class tell her you were hitting the night before and busted the strings. Ask her for her number and say you will restring tommorrow and give her a call to drop it off.

If she tells you to just bring it to the next class then you have to tell her your plan all along was to get her number so you could ask her out on a date.

[tennismonkey]

it must be december because there is zap in the air. when his moonball hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore.

don't know why you didn't just ask her if she'd like to practice with you.

"hey (insert pretty girl's name). you're really (insert superflous compliment). i'd love to (insert my balls) with (in) you."

let me know how it goes.

what's for lunch people? who has tour bite or hexy fiber or some super spinny poly AND wants to string my three donnays? just raise your hand. anyone?

[sapient007]

zap. that is a brilliant move. i will need to barrow.

1. disarm her potential weapons.
2. arm your self with her potential weapons.
3. find a box so you can ask her for her number
4. cut a hole in a box
5. put your deek in the box
.
.
.


hoooo..

[hollywood9826]

Away from Zap for a sek and deeks in boxes and stuff in other stuff.

This one id for the X Man and anyother baseball fan who is interseted in HOF ballots.

just read a nice article from posnanski. It was from like 2 years ago but so what.

http://joeposnanski.blogspot.com/201...l-of-fame.html

[tennismonkey]

hwood -- that's a common rant on sportsblogs and sports radio. i think most hall of fames are way too big.

baseball HOF has 291.
football HOF has 273.
basketball HOF has 313.
tennis HOF has 218 (!).

i want the top 50 of each sport to have a separate wing or designation. and this top 50 is also amended every year or every 5 years.

can't water down the HOF by including every good but not great player. the tennis hall of fame inducted michael chang (?!). #2 in the world and one french open. how the funk does that happen. fine keep him in but he's not in the same wing as pete sampras, rod laver, roger federer, and anna kournikova.

[hollywood9826]

Originally Posted by tennismonkey

hwood -- that's a common rant on sportsblogs and sports radio. i think most hall of fames are way too big.

baseball HOF has 291.
football HOF has 273.
basketball HOF has 313.
tennis HOF has 218 (!).

i want the top 50 of each sport to have a separate wing or designation. and this top 50 is also amended every year or every 5 years.

can't water down the HOF by including every good but not great player. the tennis hall of fame inducted michael chang (?!). #2 in the world and one french open. how the funk does that happen. fine keep him in but he's not in the same wing as pete sampras, rod laver, roger federer, and anna kournikova.

Anna should get her own wing, with like those life like wax musum statues with every outfit she ever wore on. And the Maxim photoshoot ones as well.


So you like the Bill Simmons Pyramid idea.

http://nbalegacy.blogspot.com/2010/1...amid-2010.html

If Im doing it for baseball, then Bonds this year is a Pantheon guy for sure. Id have Bagwell at level 4. Tim Raines, Clemens, Piazza would be level 3. Biggio and McGwire would be level 2. Sosa, Schilling and Morris would be level one and bumpable outta there.