Tennis Warehouse-Mid Atlantic Chapter

[zapvor]

Originally Posted by datsveryinterestin

dude, how old is your youngest? i thought they're supposed to be 6months at the youngest? i don't think i could leave my 4month at that daycare... maybe ill bring the monitor and set it up there.. ha! or maybe an electronic gps anklet so i can track her location.
but i have been trying to go to the gym and that would make it easier...
i am still hovering near crappy NFL qb height/weight (and im not quite at the same body fat level as these guys!)
Dalton, Andy 6'2" 220 lbs
Gradkowski, Bruce 6'1" 220 lbs

and not Sampras/Rafter/Nadal 6'1 190lbs

gotta keep hittin that treadmill and trying to play basketball with the eclectic collection of Sudanese and Yemeni (ok, i have no idea where they are from... but thats my guess) high school dudes that run back and forth on the court without a clue on how to set a pick or play defense. but last time i played, i had 0 pts (0for4 shooting), 8 rebounds, 1 block. the block was pretty epic though! but I am obviously too fat and old to play basketball now too. (sigh)

almost got a bite on selling the IG Speed but nobody bumped my thread.. sniff.. cmon.. i wanna try the BLX pro tour! sounds like my game.. PRO effin TOUR pal!

dats we need to play basketball sometime. i always sucked at picks. and playing D. but i am the best point guard ever. kinda like federer

[zapvor]

Originally Posted by sapient007

zap, how did returning that girls stick work out? did she like the new grip?

you know what-
first time didnt learn my lesson. 2nd time didnt learn my lesson.
this time, i am not saying anything anymore about....anything

[Sup2Dresq]

Originally Posted by zapvor

you know what-
first time didnt learn my lesson. 2nd time didnt learn my lesson.
this time, i am not saying anything anymore about....anything

You're putting it in the vault? *peach schnapp*

[TheJRK]

Kids have to be at least 3 months to go to the daycare. Roland did fine. The girl just held him the entire time.

I'm at Djoker status right now. 6' 3" 175 lbs.

[Sup2Dresq]

Originally Posted by TheJRK

Kids have to be at least 3 months to go to the daycare. Roland did fine. The girl just held him the entire time.

I'm at Djoker status right now. 6' 3" 175 lbs.

I didn't know Djoke was your size.

In high school, sports agents who tried to make you look better for coaches added an inch to your height. I recall one saying its your size with shoes. Wonder if djoke, fed or nadal heights are fudged that way.

Maybe they pull a jrs and measured themselves on a decline with a midget photographer.

[sapient007]

Originally Posted by zapvor

you know what-
first time didnt learn my lesson. 2nd time didnt learn my lesson.
this time, i am not saying anything anymore about....anything

what's life if you can't have a hardy laugh at yourself? if you keep it a secret and it donesn't work it out = lose lose. if you don't keep it a secret and it doesn't work out = win, lose, if you don't keep it a secret and it works out = win win.

it's very american to always win win.. in fact it is anti american to willingly choose lose lose.. be american.. win win.. ask yourself what would the eagle do..

[hollywood9826]

Originally Posted by sapient007

what's life if you can't have a hardy laugh at yourself? if you keep it a secret and it donesn't work it out = lose lose. if you don't keep it a secret and it doesn't work out = win, lose, if you don't keep it a secret and it works out = win win.

it's very american to always win win.. in fact it is anti american to willingly choose lose lose.. be american.. win win.. ask yourself what would the eagle do..

The Eagle would soar above all looking for prey (In Zaps case a chic) andponce all over it (in zaps case he would also pounce all over it).

But thats a pretty serious tony robbins speach there man.

[zapvor]

Originally Posted by sapient007

what's life if you can't have a hardy laugh at yourself? if you keep it a secret and it donesn't work it out = lose lose. if you don't keep it a secret and it doesn't work out = win, lose, if you don't keep it a secret and it works out = win win.

it's very american to always win win.. in fact it is anti american to willingly choose lose lose.. be american.. win win.. ask yourself what would the eagle do..

Originally Posted by hollywood9826

The Eagle would soar above all looking for prey (In Zaps case a chic) andponce all over it (in zaps case he would also pounce all over it).

But thats a pretty serious tony robbins speach there man.

hahahhhahaa. ii have to say i love you guys humor. but yea. if i keep it public and get rejected, i will just be even more embarassed. so yea

[sapient007]

no zap. the eagle would update all his eagle buddies as to the happenings of his potential target.... and swoop down to scoop up the prey. when reached critical height (usually 100 ft). it'd then turn to the prey and ask if a date is in the stars. if not, the eagle would smash the prey on the nearest rocky cliff while throwing a middle talon to all his buddies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VklTs-Tid_I#t=6m20s

[zapvor]

lol. ok i better not even respond anymore

[sapient007]

you can keep the rejection to yourself but fill us in on the details. that'd still be win, loose. that's a m-fing *win in my book.



*technically even

[sapient007]

Lucky downs. Gets to go to tennis finals last wkd and hitting 10 inches of fresh pow pow pow in big sky today

[hollywood9826]

Originally Posted by zapvor

hahahhhahaa. ii have to say i love you guys humor. but yea. if i keep it public and get rejected, i will just be even more embarassed. so yea

I could have kept the dating a ***** (cant say 1esbo anymore) thing to myslef. But then I would feel worse about it. Instead I talk about it and people bust my chops and it makes feel me feel better.

So If ask this chic she says yes. You can let us know. And we can say stuff like "Good job man, just hide the case of head and shuolders and 5lb of bar-s hotdogs"


And if she rejects you we help ease the pain and say stuff like.

"She found the stash didnt she"

Or we can just call her very degrading names that ryme with *****($kank) and hoe. Actually we will probably just call her a ***** ($kank) and a hoe, and say you deserved better anyway.

And we will say these things even if we dont mean it.

So think about that before you go not telling anyone.

[hollywood9826]

Dats,

you still lookin for the XBox live gold deal? 12 month card 34.99 for Amazon Prime members.

Lemme know and I can hook it up.

[zapvor]

hahahahah
its really bad

[Sup2Dresq]

Originally Posted by zapvor

hahahahah
its really bad

Zapvor,

Did the art of seduction not work. Maybe it was sappys photography lighting?

[PaulMan]

yup yup here's my racquet and phone number: 867-5309...

[McLovin]

Originally Posted by PaulMan

yup yup here's my racquet and phone number: 867-5309...

Jenny?

10chars

[JRstriker12]

Originally Posted by hollywood9826

Dats,

you still lookin for the XBox live gold deal? 12 month card 34.99 for Amazon Prime members.

Lemme know and I can hook it up.

I'd be on that except I have played a game in about 2 months. Xbox is just a DVD player/Kids Netflix streamer at this point...

wonder what they will do with XBL when the push out the next console, especially if they are competing vs. Sony or a Valve "steam box" where online mp / match making is free.

[PaulMan]

Originally Posted by McLovin

Jenny?

10chars

haha McLovin - most definitely old shhhhhchool.

Funny moment this past weekend: I think my 11 yo daughter was flipping through the new TV's inputs or something along that line cuz she all of sudden asked, "Hey Dad, what's a VCR?!??" hahaha couldn't stop laughing...