16 Things to do at Wal Mart... feel free to add

[Mark J]

1) Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts while they aren't looking.
2) Make a trail of orange juice one the floor leading to the bathrooms.
3) Set alarm clocks to go off a ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4) Tell an employee in a serious tone " We have a code 3 in housewares" and see what they do.
5) Challenge other shoppers to a deul with tubes of gift wrap.
6) Put M&M's on layaway
7) Take the signs that say "Caution- Wet Floor" and move them to carpeted areas.
Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods department. Tell people they can come in, only if they bring pillows and blankets from the Bed and Bath department.
9) When asked if you need help, burst into tears and scream "Why don't you people just leave me alone!?"
10) Dart around suspiciously while humming the tune to "Mission Impossible"
11) Look into the security camera mirror and pick your nose.
12) Take up an entire toy aisle by setting up a full scale battlefield of The X-Men vs G.I. Joes.
13) Set up a Valet Parking sign in front of the store.
14) Hide in clothing racks. When a shopper browses though the rack, say "Pick Me! Pick Me!"
15) Go to the food court and ask for a soda. Tell them you don't get out much, and you would like a little umbrella to go with it.
16) Go into the dressing room and say real loud "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

I found it ammusing.. feel free to add any others you would love to see

[luke_1983uk]

thats quality cheers mate

[Morpheus]

17. Tell your buddy to go long, then throw the football into the parking lot. Count how many cops tackle him.

18. Wear a United Food and Commercial Workers Union vest and see how many employees you can get to sign a petition to unionize Wal-mart.

[Fatmike]

haha ..............

[Andres]

#14 was the best for me. Literally laughed out loud, cause I'm one of the people who would do that!

[Bodacious DVT]

my friend and i did something like 14

he was wearing a gorilla mask and hid behind the stacks of toilet paper. someone would walk by, i would give the code word (hmm double ply or single...) and he would jump out at them. really funny to see their reactions!

[skiracer55]

...and hand out free samples in the Pampers section.

18. Go to Sporting Goods, buy a jock, and put it on your head.

19. Buy at least 10 radio controlled Ford F150 trucks, an equal amount of WWE Pro Wrestling Action Figures, and have a demolition derby in Housewares. Then buy an equal number of Braun 5-Speed PowerMax Jug Blenders, insert Action Figures, set speed to Puree, press Start.

20. Go to Lawn and Garden, get a Black & Decker 19-Inch Electric Mulching Mower With Rear Bag, go to the For the Home section and start mowing the area rugs. If anybody asks what you're doing, tell them not to worry...the police should be here any minute.

[armand]

21. Take the anti-Walmart documentary 'Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price' and put it into the DVD player in Electronics that feeds all the tv screens. Turn the sound up a bit.

[abenguyen]

22. go to the radio section or the section with all the car radios, and blast the spanish music channel

[tennishead93]

23. play yu-gi-oh next to the cashier register

[Forehand Forever]

24. Dump all the balls out of the big ball containers they have in the kids section on the ground and kick them all around the store.

like what these little footballs are http://www.losalamosnm.us/vertical/S...B7752C6%7D.JPG

except huge balls

[Jonnyf]

Originally Posted by Mark J

1) Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts while they aren't looking.
2) Make a trail of orange juice one the floor leading to the bathrooms.
3) Set alarm clocks to go off a ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4) Tell an employee in a serious tone " We have a code 3 in housewares" and see what they do.
5) Challenge other shoppers to a deul with tubes of gift wrap.
6) Put M&M's on layaway
7) Take the signs that say "Caution- Wet Floor" and move them to carpeted areas.
Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods department. Tell people they can come in, only if they bring pillows and blankets from the Bed and Bath department.
9) When asked if you need help, burst into tears and scream "Why don't you people just leave me alone!?"
10) Dart around suspiciously while humming the tune to "Mission Impossible"
11) Look into the security camera mirror and pick your nose.
12) Take up an entire toy aisle by setting up a full scale battlefield of The X-Men vs G.I. Joes.
13) Set up a Valet Parking sign in front of the store.
14) Hide in clothing racks. When a shopper browses though the rack, say "Pick Me! Pick Me!"
15) Go to the food court and ask for a soda. Tell them you don't get out much, and you would like a little umbrella to go with it.
16) Go into the dressing room and say real loud "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

I found it ammusing.. feel free to add any others you would love to see

hahaha quality mate

[ktownva]

1. Take off your shoes down to your socks, run at full steam past all the shoppers in the checkout aisle, plant your feet and slide as far as you can. Put your shoes back on and continue shopping like nothing happened.

2. Sample all the grapes.

3. Order a steamed lobster. Don't come back to pick it up.

[Voltron]

Originally Posted by Mark J

1) Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts while they aren't looking.
2) Make a trail of orange juice one the floor leading to the bathrooms.
3) Set alarm clocks to go off a ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4) Tell an employee in a serious tone " We have a code 3 in housewares" and see what they do.
5) Challenge other shoppers to a deul with tubes of gift wrap.
6) Put M&M's on layaway
7) Take the signs that say "Caution- Wet Floor" and move them to carpeted areas.
Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods department. Tell people they can come in, only if they bring pillows and blankets from the Bed and Bath department.
9) When asked if you need help, burst into tears and scream "Why don't you people just leave me alone!?"
10) Dart around suspiciously while humming the tune to "Mission Impossible"
11) Look into the security camera mirror and pick your nose.
12) Take up an entire toy aisle by setting up a full scale battlefield of The X-Men vs G.I. Joes.
13) Set up a Valet Parking sign in front of the store.
14) Hide in clothing racks. When a shopper browses though the rack, say "Pick Me! Pick Me!"
15) Go to the food court and ask for a soda. Tell them you don't get out much, and you would like a little umbrella to go with it.
16) Go into the dressing room and say real loud "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

I found it ammusing.. feel free to add any others you would love to see

I've done...... 1,3,7,8,9,10,11,14,15,16. Yeah, so most of them, and a few others. It's soooo much fun!

[Kobble]

Gather a lobster, a fish tank, and all the apparatus. Then proceed to rob the store with the lobster, for the lobster.

[dave333]

Omg, me and my friends played hide and go seek in costumes.

They kicked us out though....

[angharad]

Originally Posted by Forehand Forever

24. Dump all the balls out of the big ball containers they have in the kids section on the ground and kick them all around the store.

like what these little footballs are http://www.losalamosnm.us/vertical/S...B7752C6%7D.JPG

except huge balls

I've done that. The only time I've ever been kicked out of a store...

[abenguyen]

25. get those toy lightsabers from start wars and have a big lightsaber battle with a bunch of friends around the store. make the sound effects too

[WillAlwaysLoveYouTennis]

Mark the young people meeting for dates there in early imitation of their parents who will later spend most of their weekends and free time wandering around the store looking for friends.

[flamekid992000]

Why hasn't anyone mention shop for food yet? Anyway you can always run around with missile balloons tied to you.