I need some trash talk ideas

[freelans]

This is a little tongue in cheek of course but there are times when I could a bit of an edge and I think a little trash talk helps ease the tension on the courts during a friendly game.

So what is some of the trash you guys like to throw out there?

[Rickson]

Originally Posted by freelans

This is a little tongue in cheek of course but there are times when I could a bit of an edge and I think a little trash talk helps ease the tension on the courts during a friendly game.

So what is some of the trash you guys like to throw out there?

You want trash talk? First of all, your dumb *** posted this thread in the wrong section, you moron. Secondly, if you can't figure out how to trash talk someone on your own, you'd get eaten up anyway. You're so weak, you couldn't punch your way out of a wet, paper bag. You think your ball hit the line? Your vision is so bad, Maria Sharapova makes more accurate calls than you do. You call that a serve? I've seen better serves from grandmas who just started playing at the nursing home.

Good luck!

[freelans]

You da man Rickson.

[Bungalo Bill]

Originally Posted by freelans

This is a little tongue in cheek of course but there are times when I could a bit of an edge and I think a little trash talk helps ease the tension on the courts during a friendly game.

So what is some of the trash you guys like to throw out there?

I dont think you can handle trash talk you sissy foreigner. You have no game, no style, and you look like a complete dork on the court. Why do you still play? Why do you still insist you can hit a ball?

Your forehand is so easy to hit back, I am going to destroy it. Every chance I get, I gonna take my knife and ram it into your heart. You never learned how to play this game and you're overrated!!!

[Andres]

Your mama.

Yeah your mama.

No, your mama.

Works every time

[35ft6]

"You can open your eyes now." "I had sex with your wife." "Yo mama is so stupid it takes her half an hour to make Minute Rice."

[Andres]

Originally Posted by Bungalo Bill

I dont think you can handle trash talk you sissy foreigner. You have no game, no style, and you look like a complete dork on the court. Why do you still play? Why do you still insist you can hit a ball?

Your forehand is so easy to hit back, I am going to destroy it. Every chance I get, I gonna take my knife and ram it into your heart. You never learned how to play this game and you're overrated!!!

You see? This is how an OLD player trash-talks
OLD players uses words like "overrated", "foreigner" and "dork"

We youngsters use words a "beotch", "fo' shizzle ma' nizzle", and stuff like that

Sorry to bring you down, bungallo, but in the trash talking thread, it was the right thing to do!!!

[Bungalo Bill]

Originally Posted by Andres Guazzelli

You see? This is how an OLD player trash-talks
OLD players uses words like "overrated", "foreigner" and "dork"

We youngsters use words a "beotch", "fo' shizzle ma' nizzle", and stuff like that

Sorry to bring you down, bungallo, but in the trash talking thread, it was the right thing to do!!!

What, are you on crack? Who the hell are you? I think you're full of it Andres. Where did you learn to play? Can you even spell the word tennis, you snivelling little baby? You're overrated man!

you little (bleeep) and (bleeep), you look like (bleeep), and you dress like a (bleeep) (bleeep), lol

[Andres]

Originally Posted by Bungalo Bill

What, are you on crack? Who the hell are you? I think you're full of it Andres. Where did you learn to play? Can you even spell the word tennis, you snivelling little baby? You're overrated man!

you little (bleeep) and (bleeep), you look like (bleeep), and you dress like a (bleeep) (bleeep), lol

Your mama

- Andrés.

[Bungalo Bill]

Originally Posted by Andres Guazzelli

Your mama

- Andrés.

LOL

[Return_Ace]

Originally Posted by andres

We youngsters use words a "beotch", "fo' shizzle ma' nizzle", and stuff like that

lol, that reminded me of people playing cs:s :/

i mean, when someone goes "ha, fo sh0 i'm goona bust a cap in y0 @ss bi-atch" how the hell do you take them seriously?

[DX_Psycho]

do you like the internet? cause you sure like hititng into the net.

MADE THAT ONE UP MYSELF BABY.

[Bungalo Bill]

Originally Posted by Return_Ace

lol, that reminded me of people playing cs:s :/

i mean, when someone goes "ha, fo sh0 i'm goona bust a cap in y0 @ss bi-atch" how the hell do you take them seriously?

You just look at them and then bust out laughing while walking away.

Hey Freelans, you picked up tennis because you were to short to play basketball, right? Maybe you should have stuck with basketball!

I think I am going to play lefthanded and full court just to make it interesting. Don't worry though I won't change, sissy boy! By the way is that a Walmart raquet? I hear they are really affordable these days.

Maybe we should put some money on this as I need some motivation. Or you can just pay me up front and we'll call it a lesson! Brother where did you get those shoes?

You should probably leave the tennis forum now and go study for school! Come back when you're .



(just kidding of course)

[MTChong]

You're pathetic.

[metsjets]

Originally Posted by DX_Psycho

do you like the internet? cause you sure like hititng into the net.

MADE THAT ONE UP MYSELF BABY.

haha you're gay

[jimiforpres]

If you really want mess someone up, don't be too obvious about anything. If you come out on the court and start shooting off your mouth, then the guy will never take you seriously. Say something like,"My return is pretty bad today, normally I crush dinky serves". They may not become really mad, but they will try to prove you wrong by ripping their serves, causing them to double fault, which usually leads to the collapse of the rest of their game.

[Roddick The Beast]

Originally Posted by freelans

This is a little tongue in cheek of course but there are times when I could a bit of an edge and I think a little trash talk helps ease the tension on the courts during a friendly game.

So what is some of the trash you guys like to throw out there?

*yawns* I should have brought the morning papers with me and a pot of coffee.

[Andres]

Originally Posted by Bungalo Bill

LOL

You see? It works any time, and at any level
You should try it

[Rep. Timothy Calhoun]

Originally Posted by freelans

This is a little tongue in cheek of course but there are times when I could a bit of an edge and I think a little trash talk helps ease the tension on the courts during a friendly game.

So what is some of the trash you guys like to throw out there?

"I thought warm-ups were over???"