Useless information thread

[SullivanR]

the average 4 yr old asks 400 questions per day. if you already have kids under 4...a moment of silence for you.

[Mike Bulgakov]

Honey traps happen all the time.

Katia Zatuliveter

[Sentinel]

• The Romans used to use continuous tickling of the feet as a form of torture.
• The word “tickle” comes from the Middle English word “tikelen”, meaning “to touch lightly”.
• Being tickled by a very light touch across your skin is called “knismesis”. This type of tickle doesn’t usually produce laughter, but does produce the same type of panic response as the alternative form of tickling, called “gargalesis”. Gargalesis is the form of tickling produced by repeatedly having pressure put on ticklish areas.

[fruitytennis1]

Originally Posted by Dedans Penthouse

Try this:

While sitting in a chair, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction....and there's nothing you can do about it.

Didn't work :O

[heycal]

Originally Posted by Mike Bulgakov

Honey traps happen all the time.

Katia Zatuliveter

Not much honey here...

[Sentinel]

Originally Posted by fruitytennis1

Didn't work :O

reboot and try again. If it still doesn't work upgrade to Snow Leopard.

[Mike Bulgakov]

Originally Posted by heycal

Not much honey here...

A womanising MP who employed a suspected Russian spy has defended giving her a job and insisted: 'I'm not naive.'

Liberal Democrat Mike Hancock, 64, who sits on the defence committee, was introduced to Katia Zatuliveter on one of his regular visits to the Eastern Bloc superpower.

He employed the 25-year-old blonde as a parliamentary assistant - handing her at least three years' access to official documents on defence policy.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...honeytrap.html

Ideally, a swallow is more desirable to the man than his usual opportunities, but not so desirable as to make him suspicious. The target needs to believe the woman has a genuine interest. A woman who looks like a supermodel would draw serious suspicion regarding motives in most cases.

[Sentinel]

Olympic champion and world pole vault record holder Yelena Isinbayeva made an unimpressive return to competition after an 11-month break by winning a low-key indoor meeting on Sunday.






Isinbayeva struggled to find her top form but was still too good for her rivals, clearing 4.81 metres on her first attempt to win the annual Russian Winter invitational.

[heycal]

Originally Posted by Mike Bulgakov

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Ideally, a swallow is more desirable to the man than his usual opportunities, but not so desirable as to make him suspicious. The target needs to believe the woman has a genuine interest. A woman who looks like a supermodel would draw serious suspicion regarding motives in most cases.

This is a fair point. And I guess if I'm 64, I'm happy enough with this chick.

I'll allow it!

[maleyoyo]

TW forum needs a "female only" sub-catergory.

[Mike Bulgakov]

The main reason I sometimes check the General Pro Player Discussion thread is to see if there are new posts in the "Federer photoshopped" thread. Where is TenniseaWilliams?

[Mike Bulgakov]

Yevgeny Kafelnikov's father gave Maria Sharapova her first tennis racquet.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/ten...idnt-know.html

[Mike Bulgakov]

I have a sprained ankle and the flu.

[Mike Bulgakov]

Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder and Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers like to surf.

[Dedans Penthouse]

Preston Ridlehuber, a journeyman NFL player enjoyed his biggest moment as a pro while scoring a late touchdown in a famous game--unfortunately for Ridlehuber, nobody saw it as NBC cut away to "Heidi"

(NBC's operator switchboards literally blewup with the avalanche of irate calls that came in)




Former NFL QB Brad Johnson named his son "Maximus"

Maximus Johnson

Gee, thanks dad.

[slice bh compliment]

Maximus Johnson. That's actually funnier than this one dude I knew years ago...named...Massimo Amador. Yes, I believe that translates to maximum lover. He was basically the southern European Shaft.

[bezs]

50 best tennis commercials

http://sportstour.wordpress.com/2011...ennis-players/

Lol at the Youzhny Chupa Chups one.

[a_2c+]

I like turtles.

[Sentinel]

quite cliched but worth a read -- things that wont make you happy, but you think they will...

http://www.cracked.com/article_17061...-but-wont.html

[Sentinel]

If you don't know to the second when a drunk's gonna vomit on you, you don't survive as a strip club bouncer.