Useless information thread - Page 39

ilovecarlos · 01-29-2008, 04:10 PM

Chinese New Year is February 7th....I think

Andres · 01-30-2008, 02:13 AM

The Pisa tower is not made of Pizza. I found that out the hard way last January.

my_forehand · 01-30-2008, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Andres Guazzelli

The Pisa tower is not made of Pizza. I found that out the hard way last January.

Andres, GREAT sense of humor

astra · 01-30-2008, 02:40 AM

We asked the following question in some countries:
"Please, what is your opinion on lack of food in other parts of world?"

The result is catastrophic.
In Africa nobody knows what "food" is.
In West Europe nobody knows what "lack" is.
In East Europe nobody knows what "your opinion" is.
In South America nobody knows what "please" is.
In North America nobody knows what "other parts of world" is.
And then you do surveys...

my_forehand · 01-30-2008, 02:46 AM

^^^How about Asia?

astra · 01-30-2008, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by my_forehand

^^^How about Asia?

We have forgotten to ask in Asia

Andres · 01-30-2008, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by my_forehand

Andres, GREAT sense of humor

LOL! thanks

But it was a true story!!!

Dedans Penthouse · 01-30-2008, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ilovecarlos

Chinese New Year is February 7th....I think

Yep, and it's the Year of the Rat. Say "Cheese!" cutie-pie!

Useless information, gimme Memphis, Tennessee

slice bh compliment · 01-30-2008, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by astra

...In North America nobody knows what "other parts of world" is.....

Yes, I'm North American.

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Originally Posted by my_forehand

^^^How about Asia?

Asia? Oh yeah, kitschy 80's pop/rock band? Yeah, I know Asia, what about 'em?

my_forehand · 01-31-2008, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Andres Guazzelli

LOL! thanks

But it was a true story!!!

LOL, nice Andres!

BTW, nice avatar!

Sentinel · 02-01-2008, 03:33 AM

UNIX was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things. -- Doug Gwyn

Sentinel · 02-02-2008, 12:46 AM

All nouns can be verbed.

slice bh compliment · 02-02-2008, 12:52 AM

Yeah, when you speak 'American', nouns can be verbed and verbs can be nouned.

After tennis, we can grab some eats at the club if their still hashin'.

Beer me, will ya?

He Nadal'd that backhand pass. Off balance and still topspinned it.

Party on.

Sentinel · 02-02-2008, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by slice bh compliment

He Nadal'd that backhand pass. Off balance and still topspinned it.

Party on.

LOL.
Thanks for the free lesson.
Should it not be "topspun" - sorry, American is not my first language.

I am wondering, if the top pro's names were to be verbified, what would they mean?

slice bh compliment · 02-02-2008, 01:42 AM

Rogered her roundly.

They were Mac'in'.

Just Djoking.

Raftered that volley! But then Tsonga'd away two break point opportunities in the second set.

But you can tell he's gonna be great -- the type of player who Beckers every time he's down a break point.

Pete Fischer's influence on the young Sampras is undeniable. Thankfully, no Tildening went on.

After indulging his self-destructive nature for a few years, he Agassi'd himself and worked hard on his career and his family life.

I know what you're thinking, he's probably marrying the homely type he serial dated in college, but he really Paradorned with this one.

Not really verbifying, but, man, it took some Wilanders to play that shot at match point down!

So I handed my accountant my tax information and said, "Graf it!"

Yeah, the bachelor party was in Vegas. Most relaxing one ever. Didn't Davydenko much, just got a massage every morning and chilled by the pool a lot.

He's worthless, man. Pretty much just goofs off, writes bad checks and Tanners his ex-wife and kids.

Not a streaky player, doesn't Yannick very much....mostly just Lendls you down.

Okay, now I'm just Rusedski'ing on and on.

Punisha · 02-02-2008, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by kairosntx

An anagram of mother-in-law is
woman hitler.

wow amazing

Punisha · 02-02-2008, 02:52 AM

kangaroos lick their wrists to mimic sweating and atain heat loss...

my physics teacher is identical to gordon freeman who was also a theoretical physician himself...

when i say identical i mean same glasses, hair cut, gravity gun... the whole lot

Tempest344 · 02-02-2008, 03:11 AM

I like to smoke cheese

Sentinel · 02-02-2008, 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by slice bh compliment

.......... Okay, now I'm just Rusedski'ing on and on.

The entire post was simply brilliant ..... Federeresque ... "Too good" as Blake would say

PROTENNIS63 · 02-02-2008, 06:46 AM

spell "racecar" backwards.

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astra Rookie Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 176	Survey results We asked the following question in some countries: "Please, what is your opinion on lack of food in other parts of world?" The result is catastrophic. In Africa nobody knows what "food" is. In West Europe nobody knows what "lack" is. In East Europe nobody knows what "your opinion" is. In South America nobody knows what "please" is. In North America nobody knows what "other parts of world" is. And then you do surveys... Last edited by astra : 01-30-2008 at 02:51 AM.

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Sentinel Talk Tennis Guru Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow Posts: 23,492	All nouns can be verbed. __________________ "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."