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Old 04-10-2008, 09:50 AM   #1161
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Who has to jog in america anymore to get exhausted. just lemme walk a few feet and im done.

And the Baltimore Oriloes are the best team in baseball right now
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Old 04-10-2008, 12:38 PM   #1162
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The sun is shining!!!!!
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Old 04-10-2008, 07:18 PM   #1163
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The sun is shining!!!!!
I just saw the face that lights up my life ... my wife!
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Old 04-10-2008, 07:20 PM   #1164
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I just shaved my dog.
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Old 04-10-2008, 09:32 PM   #1165
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I love watermelons.
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Old 04-10-2008, 09:37 PM   #1166
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you can turn your writing upside down at this site:

http://www.revfad.com/flip.html
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Old 04-10-2008, 09:43 PM   #1167
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¡ʇɐɥʇ ɹoɟ sʞuɐɥʇ
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Old 04-11-2008, 02:34 AM   #1168
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˙ssǝlǝsn ʇou ʎlǝʇıuıɟǝp
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Old 04-11-2008, 02:43 AM   #1169
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The baltimore Orioles are no longer the best team in baseball

uʍop ǝpısdn ʇı ǝʇıɹʍ oʇ ʇoƃɹoɟ
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Old 04-11-2008, 03:55 AM   #1170
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ı ɯondǝɾ ɯʎo ı ǝʍ
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Old 04-11-2008, 07:42 AM   #1171
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There are 3 kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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Old 04-11-2008, 08:27 AM   #1172
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Miss Lippy's car... is green
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Old 04-11-2008, 08:36 AM   #1173
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Well you know, only genius' pick green
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Old 04-11-2008, 08:39 AM   #1174
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But she didn't pick it.
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Old 04-11-2008, 08:40 AM   #1175
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Musta been a rental then
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Old 04-12-2008, 05:54 AM   #1176
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Mediocrity always attacks excellence...
written upside down...not the statement silly...I'M UPSIDE DOWN
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Old 04-12-2008, 06:49 AM   #1177
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There are 3 kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
Reminds me of that old binary joke:

There are only 10 types of people in the world —
those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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Old 04-12-2008, 07:10 AM   #1178
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^^^^ You can only right that joke down though. It loses it's luster when spoken out loud.
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^^^^ You can only right that joke down though. It loses it's luster when spoken out loud.
Not really, the first time I heard it, someone spoke it out. One of the audience went "DUH, you mean 2".
It took me a sec to read 10 as binary, However, I do agree its better written down than spoken.
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Old 04-16-2008, 05:14 AM   #1180
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I just shaved my dog.
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