Tennis Warehouse-Central Florida Chapter (Greater Orlando Area) - Page 478

ssgator80 · 09-20-2012, 07:49 AM

Cant you see my house from your penthouse balcony?

bad_call · 09-20-2012, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeler

It was nice to see how the upper crust society lives in Windermere. That was my first time playing on grass in a large stadium, so it was interesting.

I'm filing a formal protest with the COBE committee about the poor lighting. I cannot spell out the COBE acronym on these boards but it stands for Committee Of BS Excuses. That can be the only reason I blew 2 match points. I did quite enjoy the strategy of bringing you to net every point at the end and forcing you to look up in the dark for overheads.

I'm glad we got to play though and those are pretty nice courts. The blue hard court surface is definitely superior to the older green style.

while you're filing a protest with COBE, i'm LOLing at COBM (chaos on bs mountain) on Daily Show.

bad_call · 09-20-2012, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ssgator80

Cant you see my house from your penthouse balcony?

mikeler - look the other way (wrong direction)...that's Russia you're looking at.

mikeler · 09-20-2012, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by bad_call

while you're filing a protest with COBE, i'm LOLing at COBM (chaos on bs mountain) on Daily Show.

Didn't Jon Stewart used to be a comedian?

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Originally Posted by bad_call

mikeler - look the other way (wrong direction)...that's Russia you're looking at.

That's nothing compared to crazy Uncle Joe.

ssgator80 · 09-20-2012, 09:49 AM

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Didn't Jon Stewart used to be a comedian?

Maybe he is a long lost cousin, but I have never found him very funny. Must just speak a different language. LOL

bad_call · 09-20-2012, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by ssgator80

Maybe he is a long lost cousin, but I have never found him very funny. Must just speak a different language. LOL

think it just took u longer to get it since u LOL now.

mikeler - time for u to audition at stand up comic? i volunteer to be heckler in audience (straight man).

mikeler · 09-20-2012, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by bad_call

think it just took u longer to get it since u LOL now.

mikeler - time for u to audition at stand up comic? i volunteer to be heckler in audience (straight man).

Hey, I just flew in from Maine and boy are my arms tired. That is my opening line, what do you think?

In actuality, I'm going up to Maine tomorrow to get out of this pea soup. It was so muggy last night, I looked like I had been in a pool after we finished playing.

As for Jon Stewart, I think he has suffered the age curse that so many other comedians run into. Think Chevy Chase. They get older and more serious then ultimately turn into curmudgeons like Bad_Call. Just kidding buddy.

drakulie · 09-20-2012, 10:18 AM

This post has been made possible by my iPhone.

Power Player · 09-20-2012, 10:29 AM

Damn right!!!!!

lol

mikeler · 09-20-2012, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by drakulie

This post has been made possible by my iPhone.

Gotta love the iPhone auto correct. This was ssgator's text to me yesterday when I asked him how dry his neighborhood courts were:

ssgator80: "Pretty close to being playable and most likely ok by the time you get here. Some puddles on the back that I can sweetie"

mikeler: "Sweetie? Let's set some ground rules here!"

There was another funny autocorrect, but I don't think I can type the word here.

drakulie · 09-20-2012, 10:46 AM

^^^^^^Lmao!!!!

mikeler · 09-20-2012, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by drakulie

^^^^^^Lmao!!!!

This is a great site for funny iPhone autocorrects.

http://list25.com/25-insanely-funny-...correct-fails/

bad_call · 09-20-2012, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeler

Hey, I just flew in from Maine and boy are my arms tired. That is my opening line, what do you think?

In actuality, I'm going up to Maine tomorrow to get out of this pea soup. It was so muggy last night, I looked like I had been in a pool after we finished playing.

As for Jon Stewart, I think he has suffered the age curse that so many other comedians run into. Think Chevy Chase. They get older and more serious then ultimately turn into curmudgeons like Bad_Call. Just kidding buddy.

no u weren't u young whipper snapper...blah blah blah!!

anyway we need to talk about those opening lines...

bad_call · 09-20-2012, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Power Player

Damn right!!!!!

lol

oopps...

-sent from garage door opener

mikeler · 09-20-2012, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by bad_call

no u weren't u young whipper snapper...blah blah blah!!

anyway we need to talk about those opening lines...

The jokes get better as the IPA consumption increases.

bad_call · 09-20-2012, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeler

The jokes get better as the IPA consumption increases.

haha...good point. think i need to bring home brew to the gator's place and watch his cousin's show with him. maybe the LOL will happen.

Power Player · 09-25-2012, 07:51 AM

I was at OTC..played until 7 or so last night. anyway there were some guys showing up for doubles that were real solid. One guy was a black dude with a bald head. He had such smooth strokes, and his volleys were nasty. Was wondering if he is an OTC guy or part of a league of some kind.

mikeler · 09-25-2012, 08:47 AM

Don't know him.

ssgator80 · 09-26-2012, 03:16 AM

That was probably the league that plays on Mondays. I know the team from OTC played there on Monday night and won. He must play for the other team.

mikeler · 09-26-2012, 05:22 AM

One week off from tennis and my elbow/arm are much better but still not 100%. I'm wondering if I should just continue to sit out and finally let this sucker heal.

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09-20-2012, 10:29 AM	#9549
Power Player G.O.A.T. Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: On my iPhone Posts: 13,608	Damn right!!!!! lol __________________ 🐐ing

09-20-2012, 10:46 AM	#9551
drakulie Talk Tennis Guru Join Date: May 2004 Location: FT. Lauderdale, Florida Posts: 23,911	^^^^^^Lmao!!!! __________________ Head Stringer @ the LTC, Babolat Star 4 Stringer http://www.youtube.com/user/drakulie

09-25-2012, 07:51 AM	#9557
Power Player G.O.A.T. Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: On my iPhone Posts: 13,608	I was at OTC..played until 7 or so last night. anyway there were some guys showing up for doubles that were real solid. One guy was a black dude with a bald head. He had such smooth strokes, and his volleys were nasty. Was wondering if he is an OTC guy or part of a league of some kind. __________________ 🐐ing

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