The "Seinfeld" Club - Page 2

kimbahpnam · 07-25-2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Slayer_of_Kings

'WORLDS ARE COLLIDING!!!'

1) Name all the jobs George had??

2) Name all the 'jobs' Kramer had??

off the top of my head......

1. he worked for real estate. he worked at the place where he got fired for having sex with the cleaning lady (same boss as elaine...can't remember his name). he worked for the yankees (assistant to traveling salesman). he worked for vandelay industries (in latex). he worked for Kruger...
i feel like i'm missing a couple...
oh yea, there was the one where he was hired and chose the 'small office' and then joined another firm, but the ceo got indicted...
i don't know if you count this, but wasn't he the head of the susan ross foundation?
he worked for his dad's computer company
he worked moving cars on the street (one of the earlier seasons)
he worked selling basketball training shoes for "jimmy"
also, as vandelay, he worked as an architect.
he was a hand model

2. kramer had odd jobs here and there and they kinda played it as if he never worked in his life, but he worked as a bagel maker...
he worked (non officially) somewhere...can't remember...the joke was he never was hired by them.
he worked as calvin klein model..
he worked for 'kramerica'
he worked as a carriage tour guy (the one with the rye bread)
he impersonated a doctor a couple times

these are all i can think of now..

Breaker · 07-25-2009, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by db379

A Seinfeld club on TW? -Hallelujah!

I have to say I'm quite new to Seinfeld, having missed most of it to Friends (another great show). But I'm starting to catch up, and I love it so far. Would you guys say the last seasons were not as good as the earlier ones?

The last two season's storylines (when Larry David left) weren't as good as the first seven seasons but I'd still say they were hilarious. "The Dealership" is one of my favourite episodes of them all.

There are a lot of classics in there as well such as "The Comeback", "The Serenity Now", "The Yada Yada", "The Chicken Roaster", and several more that have some of the most used quotes and moments of all the seasons.

And remember: "Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch".

kimbahpnam · 07-25-2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Breaker

And remember: "Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch".

george delivered that line so perfectly

Breaker · 07-25-2009, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by kimbahpnam

george delivered that line so perfectly

Indeed, everytime I have a Twix or see someone with one I'm reminded of that episode.

And on your list you forgot the "Play Now" job where he got the bathroom and other advantages because his boss thought he was handicapped, with the famous chase on the scooters and such

dancraig · 07-25-2009, 02:41 PM

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kimbahpnam · 07-25-2009, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Breaker

Indeed, everytime I have a Twix or see someone with one I'm reminded of that episode.

And on your list you forgot the "Play Now" job where he got the bathroom and other advantages because his boss thought he was handicapped, with the famous chase on the scooters and such

yeaa...i remember the chase more than anything about that episode haha

also on the list i forgot to add kramer's job as Santa and working as an actor with mickey....and their job working for the hospital as pretend sick people

Sup2Dresq · 07-25-2009, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by kimbahpnam

off the top of my head......

1. he worked for real estate. he worked at the place where he got fired for having sex with the cleaning lady (same boss as elaine...can't remember his name). he worked for the yankees (assistant to traveling salesman). he worked for vandelay industries (in latex). he worked for Kruger...
i feel like i'm missing a couple...
oh yea, there was the one where he was hired and chose the 'small office' and then joined another firm, but the ceo got indicted...
i don't know if you count this, but wasn't he the head of the susan ross foundation?
he worked for his dad's computer company
he worked moving cars on the street (one of the earlier seasons)
he worked selling basketball training shoes for "jimmy"
also, as vandelay, he worked as an architect.
he was a hand model

2. kramer had odd jobs here and there and they kinda played it as if he never worked in his life, but he worked as a bagel maker...
he worked (non officially) somewhere...can't remember...the joke was he never was hired by them.
he worked as calvin klein model..
he worked for 'kramerica'
he worked as a carriage tour guy (the one with the rye bread)
he impersonated a doctor a couple times

these are all i can think of now..

at vandelay...i thought he was suppose to be a latex salesman. lol.

kimbahpnam · 07-25-2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sup2Dresq

at vandelay...i thought he was suppose to be a latex salesman. lol.

yes and no...at vandelay industries it was latex, but as Art Vandelay (the person), he claimed to be an architect (as seen in the Big Race episode [at Monks])

in that scene he claimed to have added the "new addition to the Gugenheim"

Chris De Tone · 07-25-2009, 03:04 PM

Costanza!

Remember..."the sea was angry that day my friends...like an old man trying to return soup at a deli...etc.

Too good!

Also..."do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God for my dementia!"

Finally..."it's not a lie, if you believe it".

Never get sick of that show...

120mphBodyServe · 07-25-2009, 03:05 PM

Oh LOL you guys left one out...
George once pretended to be a marine biologist to impress some woman, and he was on a beach and he was trying to rescue this beached whale...
Now I remember why Seinfeld was so funny...

kimbahpnam · 07-25-2009, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris De Tone

Costanza!
Also..."do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God for my dementia!"

that was a good line....first i thought it was 'dimension'

i'm pretty sure there's an "access" in there too...something like "access to my dementia"

Chris De Tone · 07-25-2009, 03:09 PM

He said..."Cartwright"

Who's Cartwright?

I'm Cartwright.

You're not Cartwright.

Of course I'm not Cartwright!

Chris De Tone · 07-25-2009, 03:11 PM

Yeah, my quotes may be paraphrased somewhat...sorry about that. I am usually dying laughing during the whole show!

Sup2Dresq · 07-25-2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 120mphBodyServe

Oh LOL you guys left one out...
George once pretended to be a marine biologist to impress some woman, and he was on a beach and he was trying to rescue this beached whale...
Now I remember why Seinfeld was so funny...

Wasn't he also pretending to be a N a z i leader and author

pabletion · 07-25-2009, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by kimbahpnam

off the top of my head......

2. kramer had odd jobs here and there and they kinda played it as if he never worked in his life, but he worked as a bagel maker...
he worked (non officially) somewhere...can't remember...the joke was he never was hired by them.
he worked as calvin klein model..
he worked for 'kramerica'
he worked as a carriage tour guy (the one with the rye bread)
he impersonated a doctor a couple times

these are all i can think of now..

heyheyhey you got it all wrong..... Kramer worked in that bagel shop that had been on strike all those years, remeber?

pabletion · 07-25-2009, 03:35 PM

No soup for you!!!!!!!!

kimbahpnam · 07-25-2009, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by pabletion

heyheyhey you got it all wrong..... Kramer worked in that bagel shop that had been on strike all those years, remeber?

that's what i meant. it's just easier to say bagel maker, but for all the fans who know the show understand what i mean

davey · 07-25-2009, 03:41 PM

Seinfeld as the best show ever? as the GOAT show? I don't think so. It had it's moments but overall it was a decent show, not great. I never bothered to watch an entire episode from beginning to end. Just a few minutes here and there.

It's not the show about nothing. It's about a bunch of insecure, anal retentive, whiny jerks. That got old for me pretty quick. Southpark, Simpsons, Married... with Children... there are many more shows worthy of GOAT show status.

Breaker · 07-25-2009, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by davey

Seinfeld as the best show ever? as the GOAT show? I don't think so. It had it's moments but overall it was a decent show, not great. I never bothered to watch an entire episode from beginning to end. Just a few minutes here and there.

It's not the show about nothing. It's about a bunch of insecure, anal retentive, whiny jerks. That got old for me pretty quick. Southpark, Simpsons, Married... with Children... there are many more shows worthy of GOAT show status.

Good to know...

kimbahpnam · 07-25-2009, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by davey

Seinfeld as the best show ever? as the GOAT show? I don't think so. It had it's moments but overall it was a decent show, not great. I never bothered to watch an entire episode from beginning to end. Just a few minutes here and there.

It's not the show about nothing. It's about a bunch of insecure, anal retentive, whiny jerks. That got old for me pretty quick. Southpark, Simpsons, Married... with Children... there are many more shows worthy of GOAT show status.

well, you lost all credibility there...although i do like the simpsons

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