Cincinnati - the real Slam

[NadalDramaQueen]

Is this the greatest fail thread of all time?

[sureshs]

Originally Posted by drakulie

Just finished stringing at the "5th slam" with Priority One. Great time at cincy but my fingers are tired.

Did you string the Fed frames for the final now?

[R.Federer]

lol every year someone bumps this up this thread will never be forgotten

[SLD76]

Originally Posted by R.Federer

lol every year someone bumps this up this thread will never be forgotten

Thread of Legend.

[*Val*]

Originally Posted by NadalDramaQueen

Is this the greatest fail thread of all time?

hahaha... first he says cincinnati is the 'real slam' (which is isn't) and goes on to intimate that Federer won't win it

which he does.

ultrafail

[Tennis_Hands]

I wish, that suresh poasts more in the future.

[Polaris]

Originally Posted by NadalDramaQueen

Is this the greatest fail thread of all time?

Yes. In the language of TW, this thread was "peak sureshs."

Unfortunately, as Federer returned to No.1, won Wimbledon, and medaled at the Olympics, sureshs began to fall behind in his rivalry against the upcoming Serbian Soundak Logicic. Finally, he declared Roger to be the GOAT and all but retired from trollery. Now, he is but a husk of his former self, or as NadalAgassi would say, a "past his prime sureshs".

Sureshs was the bee's knees during the first decade of the new millenium. Now, we have a weak era with jacksonvile and 6-1,6-3,6-0 and all manner of lesser players picking up the scraps left behind by the greats.

[Hitman]

This this also mean that Murray has actually a couple of slams to his name?

[Magnus]

This is by far the most epic thread on TT.

[Magnus]

Originally Posted by kragster

Has Sureshs legend thread spread outside this forum? That would be amazing if people elsewhere also call Cincy the 5th slam.

Its not the 5th slam, its the REAL slam. There's no other real slam.

[Magnus]

Originally Posted by sureshs

It cannot be the real Slam if Nadal is injured. Due to injuries, Nadal has allowed Federer to win Wimbledon, an Olympics medal (even though he could not win gold in spite of Nadal's graciousness), and will now probably win Cincy. It reminds one of the pre-Rafa days when Fed was beating everyone.

LOL, I love how you continue to fail. Fair trolling mate

P.S - Rafa, injured or not, never made a Cincy final. Ever.

[drakulie]

Originally Posted by sureshs

Did you string the Fed frames for the final now?

I strung the one he used to win the set 6-0. j/k

I did however, string two finalists racquets, including the woman's champion.

[Overheadsmash]

What setup does Tommy Haas have in his stick? Do you happen to know?

I spent the first three days there and saw great matches all over including Tipsarevic get mad during doubles and bat a ball out of court 9. Also, most of the girls could not get a first serve in if their life depended on it. That's all I got right now.

[Mainad]

Originally Posted by Hitman

This this also mean that Murray has actually a couple of slams to his name?

Of course!

[jamesblakefan#1]

Wow how time flies...3 years later and this thread is just plain legendary (and so is Roger of course).

[drakulie]

Originally Posted by Overheadsmash

What setup does Tommy Haas have in his stick? Do you happen to know?

I spent the first three days there and saw great matches all over including Tipsarevic get mad during doubles and bat a ball out of court 9. Also, most of the girls could not get a first serve in if their life depended on it. That's all I got right now.

Rpm and VS gut 17 with power pads in throat. Can't remember tension.

[sureshs]

Originally Posted by drakulie

I strung the one he used to win the set 6-0. j/k

I did however, string two finalists racquets, including the woman's champion.

Then that would be Li Na and either Kerber or Djokovic. I assume Kerber?

[TheTsongaKid]

Li Na won the final

[Atherton2003]

How old is Federer? He looks to be about 50 years old.

[Sentinel]

Originally Posted by Magnus

This is by far the most epic thread on TT.

This thread was a fluke by sureshs.

Sureshs is a one-thread wonder. All his other attempts at epic threads have been major failures.