Everyone likes a good quote.....

[Vermillion]

If life is so fair, then why do roses have thorns?
-Emo Elmo

[ShooterMcMarco]

Originally Posted by Ultra2HolyGrail

I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time.
~Dominick Toretto

Bull**** ***hole, no one likes our tuna.

[JohnnyCracker]

"Boards don't hit back."

[Slayer_of_Kings]

'My center is giving way, my right is in retreat; situation excellent. I shall attack' - Ferdinand Foch (WWI French Marshal)

[bigserver]

Champions aren't made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them -- a desire, a dream, a vision.
Muhammad Ali

[GS]

"80 percent of the women on the WTA Tour are fat, lazy pigs. I'm sorry---I was wrong in saying that---it's 85 percent." Richard Krajicek.

"I still break racquets, but now in a positive way." Goran Ivanisevic.

"Michelob---because so much is riding on your tires." Cliff Drysdale.

[edberg505]

"I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you."

-Genghis Khan

[malakas]

Hell is other people
Sartre
Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Nietzsche

[Topaz]

'When the music changes, so does the dance.' - African proverb

'I despise a world which does not feel that music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy.' - Ludwig van Beethoven

'Music is what feelings sound like.' - anonymous

[rk_sports]

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. -- William G. McAdoo

[Steady Eddy]

It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get into trouble by taking their visions and hallucinations too seriously.
H. L. Mencken

[Slayer_of_Kings]

'The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad' --Salvador Dali

[viduka0101]

"I have had it with these mother***ing snakes on this mother***ing plane!"
Oscar Wilde

"It vanished like a fart in the wind."
Oscar Wilde

"Nobody beats me 17 time in a row!"
Oscar Wilde

"I talk when i want to talk!"
Oscar Wilde

"I did not have sexual relations with that women, miss Lewinsky!"
Oscar Wilde

"Here's Johnny!"
Oscar Wilde

"With great power comes great responsibility."
Oscar Wilde

"There is only one thing in the world worst than being talked about and that is not being talked about!"
Oscar Wilde

"Born to be wild."
Oscar Wilde

[viduka0101]

Originally Posted by Slayer_of_Kings

'The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad' --Oscar Wilde

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[bigserver]

"If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!"

Rudyard Kipling 'If'

[Slayer_of_Kings]

'Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.' - Philip K. Dick

[Slayer_of_Kings]

'Give me six lines written by the most honorable of men, and I will find an excuse in them to hang him.' -Cardinal Richelieu

[Mikey Fresh]

stay golden pony boy--- G.O.A.T

[iplaytennislolol]

Originally Posted by Vermillion

If life is so fair, then why do roses have thorns?
-Emo Elmo

because thorn bushes have roses

[cucio]

Read these with a cigar in your hand and wiggling your eyebrows:

"Excuse me if I don't stand up."
Groucho Marx's tombstone.

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
Groucho Marx

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
Groucho Marx

Et al.
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