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02-04-2010, 10:17 AM
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Legend
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Stillwater, OK
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Kazakhstan Greatest Country in the World!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixavbzGylcU
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium. All other countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool. It’s length thirty meter and width six meter. Filtration system a marvel to behold. It remove 80 percent of human solid waste. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place. From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown. Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan. They very nosey people with bone in their brain. Kazakhstan industry best in world. We invented toffee and trouser belt. Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region. Except of course for Turkmenistan’s. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place. From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown. Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader. From junction with the testes to tip of its face! That is all.
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Tacos, fettuccine, linguini, martini, bikini. "if Federerer is the goat Nadal is the farmer" - Messarger Last edited by Djokovicfan4life : 02-04-2010 at 10:22 AM. |
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02-05-2010, 04:44 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: In a cloud of yellow fuzz
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Very nice!
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02-05-2010, 04:50 AM
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Location: athens, greece
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02-05-2010, 06:18 AM
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Talk Tennis Guru
Join Date: Oct 2005
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How do I emigrate to Kazakhstan?
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02-05-2010, 06:23 AM
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Another oil country gaining interest .. nothing new.
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02-05-2010, 11:33 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Texas
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02-06-2010, 02:35 AM
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Location: Greece
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Kazakhstan in a decade will be best tennis power!
All players will play for the glorious nation of Kazakhstan!!!  |
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02-06-2010, 09:48 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
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Best quote ever:
This is Natalya. [kisses her] She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. [Natalya holds up her trophy] Nice!
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02-06-2010, 10:38 AM
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02-06-2010, 02:28 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: London
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very nice! high 5z....
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02-06-2010, 02:42 PM
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Legend
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Houston, Texas
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The scene in Borat, in which Borat is chasing his very "obese" friend around in that Hotel and through that business conference was one of the funniest scenes ever!
That guy, Sasha Cohen, has no shame, he'd do just about anything...he is too funny. Even other actors don't know WHAT he's going to do next.
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02-06-2010, 02:44 PM
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Location: Greece
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funniest or yuckiest.Really depends on your sense of humour.
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