Indiana Jolly, and the Quest for the Holy Paperweight. - Page 14

dennis10is · 05-21-2011, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Pickle9

apparently i'm JD and just made another account to post with, but i can't be JD, because his life has to be more awesome than mine. so he can't be me...wait, i'm confused.

and maybe if we don't mention anything about the astronut, then he won't come back from orbit.

No... I'm JD!

10ACE · 05-21-2011, 05:47 PM

Did jolly really switch to a new racquet- away from the Kfactor?

dennis10is · 05-21-2011, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by 10ACE

Did jolly really switch to a new racquet- away from the Kfactor?

Jolly is now Under Domestic Control so he plays with whatever Mrs. Jolly gives him. That's how these things work. One day, Jolly was a carefree, pirate of the seven seas, the next he's taking out trash and wearing his pants way above his navel.

JoelDali · 05-21-2011, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pickle9

i can't be JD, because his life has to be more awesome than mine.

J_R_B · 05-22-2011, 04:35 AM

Has anyone heard from jolly today? I want to make sure he didn't take his followers and ascend into heaven yesterday.

JoelDali · 05-22-2011, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by J_R_B

Has anyone heard from jolly today? I want to make sure he didn't take his followers and ascend into heaven yesterday.

Just heard frum Jolly via text, hes OK.

Long Island has had no reports of burning flesh or deadly feces in the streets.

dennis10is · 05-22-2011, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by J_R_B

Has anyone heard from jolly today? I want to make sure he didn't take his followers and ascend into heaven yesterday.

We were going to ascend to heaven but apparently there has been a change in luggage rules. You can only bring a small carry on, something about an Angel strike. Since we couldn't bring our tennis bags we decided to wait until Heaven resolves its labor issues.

alidisperanza · 05-22-2011, 02:59 PM

And there's no fire... Warren can't bbq

West Coast Ace · 05-22-2011, 04:29 PM

Late to this party: where are the links to the videos? Intrigued by the '5.0, hiding at 4.0'...

West Coast Ace · 05-22-2011, 04:35 PM

PS - how would he do against this guy?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A1JtMOyQzA

dennis10is · 05-22-2011, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by West Coast Ace

Late to this party: where are the links to the videos? Intrigued by the '5.0, hiding at 4.0'...

According to Topaz, Jolly is a 3.0-3.5 hiding out in the 5.0, unlike her, who spent countless amount of blood, sweat and tears to climb from 3.0 to 3.5.

maverick66 · 05-22-2011, 05:03 PM

way to stir up some trouble. Just when you think the jolly wars are over Dennis leaves us that gem.

dennis10is · 05-22-2011, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by West Coast Ace

PS - how would he do against this guy?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A1JtMOyQzA

He would probably beat Jolly 0-1. I see that he has two arms and two legs without any bandages, wraps, braces and that he's not wearing adult diapers so he should have no problems against Jolly.

The 5.0 Men's league on Long Island is weak, one of the teams went to Nationals but they fared badly. Losers.

alidisperanza · 05-22-2011, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by West Coast Ace

PS - how would he do against this guy?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A1JtMOyQzA

Nice strokes, classic style, great weight transfer. Wish we had more players like that around here

Pickle9 · 05-23-2011, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by alidisperanza

Nice strokes, classic style, great weight transfer. Wish we had more players like that around here

what's "weight transfer"? is it like when you're carrying a heavy bag with one hand and when your arm gets tired you transfer the weight to the other hand? lol

no, but seriously what is it? dennis?

arche3 · 05-23-2011, 10:24 AM

BounceHitBounceHit · 05-23-2011, 10:35 AM

The Pirate Legend (TM) lives on!

Good luck this summer J-Man. Be sure to get in touch w/ Andres. He hits a big, nasty ball.

BHBH

Devilito · 05-23-2011, 11:03 AM

has J011yroger ever actually posted a video of himself playing? Kinda curious.

He said he played in this tournament
http://tennislink.usta.com/TOURNAMEN...px?T=96302&E=1

who is he?

Power Player · 05-23-2011, 11:06 AM

Uhmmm..if he is who I think he is, he got crushed...but I could very well be wrong. If correct, I'd love to hear his account of this match because I have seen his videos and he is a pretty good player with a big serve and nice touch at net.

JoelDali · 05-23-2011, 11:36 AM

LOLzulls.

Jolly didn't play FH Clay.

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