I Stand By Roger: Flight of the Golden Eagle of Victory - Page 24

stringertom · 11-10-2011, 08:47 PM

I shall make pilgrimage to the chocolate aisle of my local grocer to restock on Lindt's tasty Excellence 90% Dark Cocoa prior to the Maestro's continued quest for Bercy's hardware. I just finished a restring of a basalt-loaded wonderstick, gathering its power with each spin of the turntable. I continue to walk thru the magical mist of Eau de Fed on a daily basis. All downwind clients and friends have been empowered by the aroma of SexiMasterclass Rogi, the one true launcher of the Flight of the Golden Eagle of Victory. Allez Rogi, take your victory lap down the Champs d' this Dimanche!

ThePerfectMan (unlike me) · 11-11-2011, 07:24 AM

Paris - prépare-toi Paris ! Car l'heure s'en vient - l'instant ultime où rogi sexi immortel aigle de la grâce et de la lumière - dans l'équilibre des trajectoires cosmiques - prendra ton âme et ta substance en un assaut final - instantané et infini - brisant et recombinant sans recours la sémantique de ton univers - le cri de rage jalousement jouissant de la tendre nourricière mirka résonnant pour toujours dans les temps et les dimensions - prisonnier éternel de la perfection d'une sphère d'or.

JoelDali · 11-11-2011, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ThePerfectMan (unlike me)

Paris - prépare-toi Paris ! Car l'heure s'en vient - l'instant ultime où rogi sexi immortel aigle de la grâce et de la lumière - dans l'équilibre des trajectoires cosmiques - prendra ton âme et ta substance en un assaut final - instantané et infini - brisant et recombinant sans recours la sémantique de ton univers - le cri de rage jalousement jouissant de la tendre nourricière mirka résonnant pour toujours dans les temps et les dimensions - prisonnier éternel de la perfection d'une sphère d'or.

Paris - Paris get ready! For the hour is coming - the moment where Rogi sexi ultimate immortal eagle of grace and light - in the balance of cosmic trajectories - take your soul and your substance in a final assault - instant and endless - breaking recombinant and non-recourse semantics of your world - the cry of jealous rage enjoying the soft nurturing Mirka forever resonating in time and dimensions - prisoner eternal perfection of a sphere of gold.

Marius_Hancu · 11-12-2011, 05:44 AM

Another good one: thrashing Berdych.

billnepill · 11-12-2011, 05:46 AM

The Golden Eagle had the little Bird for breakfast

Ico · 11-12-2011, 05:47 AM

stringertom · 11-12-2011, 06:30 AM

In panic mode...just swallowed my last bit of Lindt Excellence 90% after real Bird/real GOAT demolition of fake Berd/fakeGHOAT. Must grocer up b4 final at different source...my dealer ran dry from my 2-week raid of his chocolate aisle! May have to buy my fix on the street...may get gouged but I'm gonna gorge tomorrow. Allez Rogi, SexiMasterClass wielder of the basalt-encrusted WonderStick of Destruction. More hardware for the mantle tomorrow...gonna have to get a bigger plane!

FedererBestTennis · 11-12-2011, 12:10 PM

SexiEagle slays Birdich with Basalt-Rich Weapon of War rumored to be infused with Amplifeel shanks and new ProStaff Crystals. Slashing forehands and backhands, beating down serves, soars into final against Tsonga dawning inferior brands such as Adidas and Babolat. Rogi's wisdom will rub off on humble-man Jo and will convert to Willson and Nikey. Rogi then puts on Sexi Rollex watch at ceremony and devour delicious 99% Lindt baking chocolate.

TopFH · 11-12-2011, 12:27 PM

You guys are geniuses!

JoelDali · 11-12-2011, 01:25 PM

Sid_Vicious · 11-12-2011, 02:14 PM

I have never done this before, so I apologize if I disappoint my fellow eaglehood brothers and am subsequently banned from eagle thread.

On glorious parisian evening, SexiEagle ascended to the heavens using the biblical lift generated with RF-monogrammed and cumbersome 16 meter wings. MasterRogi spotted fake GOAT abomination Birdich through the use of basalt fibers infused BLX eagle eyes. With one mighty I/O dive, the golden eagle cascaded down to earth in asteriod-form causing Mesozoic creatures to turn in their fossilized graves as he mercifully backhand-flicked fakeGHOAT berdich from lofty precipice into an abyss with GOAT timing to ensure gravity imposed only 1/500th punishment on misguided fake GHOAT berdich as 1 Sexi Class forehand winner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e2AINr0kJE

stringertom · 11-12-2011, 02:26 PM

Welcome to the BOTE (Brotherhood Of The Eagle) Sid V! Now go grab some Lindt 90% Dark Excellence for sustenance as the Eagle soars through the Bercy rafters on Dimanche! Allez Rogi, on to victory and then to Londres, where you will undoubtedly stab the unbelieving beasts of spinmonkeys and quitters with your steel-like talons and sorcerer-like strokes!

FedererBestTennis · 11-12-2011, 02:29 PM

The Eagle brings moar and moar souls to his Word every day...bless him.

JoelDali · 11-12-2011, 05:18 PM

I saw the Eagle tonight whilst walking the lonesome streets of Massapeaqua thinking about the glory of Bruce Springsteen and other American working man's heros. I felt a big buzz in my bosom for Rogi as I saw the grand holy Eagle majesty in flight on Long Island on my way to sexi classy online date at Grillefire.

I slipped through the barrier of the police training facility to get to the Eagle on the wall, and I asked him if Rogi would win tomorrow and he said, YES. Yes, Songer has no chance.

So, tonight I am preparing some Basalt sandwiches with turkey and mayo and a slice of jack cheese, warmly melted. I will wake up at 7:30 and toast the fairest of all breasted Mirka and the glorious strategist of Basalt based battles one Paul of Annacoan and show sunshine type love to fair shankered panty man Gavin.

Rogi has had a great year, there is so much to look forward to in 2012. Amplifeel and Basalt based handle shanks will give him an edge we have not seen since the Vapor 5 was released in Darth Fed flavour.

I do hoap some of you will join me in my villa tomorrow morning to watch the match on my new 68 inch Alpine mega sexi screen. So filled with Rogi love tonight, feeling mega sexi watching old Fed videos on Tennis.tv, masterclass male based love for Roger, such lovely backhand droppers.

Power Player · 11-12-2011, 05:25 PM

I'd personally love a Dali In The City dating stories thread.

rommil · 11-12-2011, 05:26 PM

^^^^^that's a motherpuffin bird!

ruerooo · 11-12-2011, 05:58 PM

You all make me laugh.

Allez Roger!

rdis10093 · 11-12-2011, 05:58 PM

the golden eagle killed the bird man

stringertom · 11-12-2011, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Power Player

I'd personally love a Dali In The City dating stories thread.

I'll audition for the role of mature wingman returning to his roots in NYC for a return engagement in only the best nightspots in the city that never sleeps! Every girl needs a daddy's shoulder to lean on sometime.

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11-10-2011, 08:47 PM	#462
stringertom Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 4,959	I shall make pilgrimage to the chocolate aisle of my local grocer to restock on Lindt's tasty Excellence 90% Dark Cocoa prior to the Maestro's continued quest for Bercy's hardware. I just finished a restring of a basalt-loaded wonderstick, gathering its power with each spin of the turntable. I continue to walk thru the magical mist of Eau de Fed on a daily basis. All downwind clients and friends have been empowered by the aroma of SexiMasterclass Rogi, the one true launcher of the Flight of the Golden Eagle of Victory. Allez Rogi, take your victory lap down the Champs d' this Dimanche! __________________ "I am easily satisfied by the very best." Sir Winston Churchill; ALLEZ ROGI!

11-11-2011, 07:24 AM	#463
ThePerfectMan (unlike me) New User Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Lausanne, Switzerland Posts: 62	Paris forever Paris - prépare-toi Paris ! Car l'heure s'en vient - l'instant ultime où rogi sexi immortel aigle de la grâce et de la lumière - dans l'équilibre des trajectoires cosmiques - prendra ton âme et ta substance en un assaut final - instantané et infini - brisant et recombinant sans recours la sémantique de ton univers - le cri de rage jalousement jouissant de la tendre nourricière mirka résonnant pour toujours dans les temps et les dimensions - prisonnier éternel de la perfection d'une sphère d'or.

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11-12-2011, 06:30 AM	#468
stringertom Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 4,959	In panic mode...just swallowed my last bit of Lindt Excellence 90% after real Bird/real GOAT demolition of fake Berd/fakeGHOAT. Must grocer up b4 final at different source...my dealer ran dry from my 2-week raid of his chocolate aisle! May have to buy my fix on the street...may get gouged but I'm gonna gorge tomorrow. Allez Rogi, SexiMasterClass wielder of the basalt-encrusted WonderStick of Destruction. More hardware for the mantle tomorrow...gonna have to get a bigger plane! __________________ "I am easily satisfied by the very best." Sir Winston Churchill; ALLEZ ROGI!

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JoelDali Legend Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,949	__________________ There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.

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