I Stand By Roger: Flight of the Golden Eagle of Victory - Page 31

Crayola Oblongata · 11-25-2011, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polaris

Hey, if any of you guys are going to the O2, it would be awesome to have an Eagle-themed banner at Roger's matches (with a tribute to JoelDali@TW).

We all know about the "Genius at work" banners, but "sexirogimasterclass" would be too funny.

Had I known I was going I would've done this, or make a papier mache 'sexiclassed' eagle. .. ....I was actually looking to see if there were any golden eagle banners

But yeah, I agree with you!

stringertom · 11-25-2011, 02:21 PM

Guys, I'm working long hours this weekend so won't post much but I'll stock on the 90% Lindt & Eau de Fed so I will be there in spirit. Pick up the slack! Allez BOTE & SexiMasterClassRogi!

maruzo · 11-25-2011, 02:32 PM

DAmit, i want, need to have tennis channel HD for my cable service.

Hate watching his excellency in mere distasteful SDTV. It's a disgrace to his awesomeness.

Will ESPN2 HD please pick up the rights for the semis and the finals of WTF2011?

maruzo · 11-25-2011, 03:02 PM

you shall grind down your precious basalt crystal and snort as much as you can to gain 10 times the strength from the spirit of his tennis holiness.

then you shall sleep blissfully for 10 hours straight and face your mortal enemy at the crack of dawn. And you shall triumph and bring home double-bagels for your belief in the eagle's omnipotent power of basalt wonderstix.

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JoelDali · 11-25-2011, 06:32 PM

Picked up 2 Basalt packs at the rock quarry in upstate NY. Shopkeeper said it was "the best" crystalized Basalt hes seen in years.

I'm going to crush it down tonight in preparation for the match tomorrow.

This stuff is so powerful, so mysterious, even my dog is like yo WTF is that chit. Now I know why Rogi prefers this substance to the woven Karophite Black. The Basalt is just better...ultimate feel...

tennisenthusiast · 11-26-2011, 04:46 AM

while having my saturday morning coffee, I had 90% lindt and meditated upon lord federer for bliss and happiness.

stringertom · 11-26-2011, 07:07 AM

Slept in after 3am shift pedaling thru hills of Gainesville. Missed match but I see I received admirable results from my BOTE pinch hitters!

Sitting at IHOP for morning carbo load b4 huge gameday shift. Tried to amplifeel my pancakes w/dash of basalt crystals. Waitress couldn't find any. Settled for Swiss cheese in my omelette.

Now, allez SexiMasterClassRogi! Vite Vite! One more desolation of the non-believing heathens that call themselves "competition". One more swath thru the ATP muck, like Sherman to the sea, like a hot BasaltWonderStick thru IHOP butter. Release the Eagle, let your brethren of believers rejoice as his wingspan flirts with the rafters of the Holy Hall named O2! Allez, BOTE! Allez, Rogi! Feel the hug of joy sandwiched between MilkyMirkabreasts and wise sage P-Cone. You shall regale in triumph tomorrow!

OTMPut · 11-26-2011, 07:08 AM

With a bar of 99% lindt excellence and a rolex watch, keeping watch over the flight of the golden eagle.

FedererBestTennis · 11-26-2011, 07:32 AM

Really diggin' Rogi today.

Sprinkling Rare Prostaph Crystals over Pankakes slathered with GOAT IHOPbutter.

Epick.

tennisenthusiast · 11-26-2011, 07:46 AM

WE ARE BOTE!

Someone should carry that slogan during finals!

Sentinel · 11-26-2011, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polaris

Hey, if any of you guys are going to the O2, it would be awesome to have an Eagle-themed banner at Roger's matches (with a tribute to JoelDali@TW).

We all know about the "Genius at work" banners, but "sexirogimasterclass" would be too funny.

He's aware of both these things. Found them amusing.

sportsfan1 · 11-26-2011, 07:59 AM

This epic thread deserves a link (of course comprised of basalt fibers and coated with Lindt 90% excellence) from Fed's facebook page

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BTW, the eagle conquered the bulls compatriot today, and the Djoker (does he have a name on this thread like the bull?) chose to shrink away instead of facing the eagle.

stringertom · 11-26-2011, 08:05 AM

Am jones-ing SOOO bad for that 99% Lindt Excellence. I will scour the drugstores. If I'm lucky, I will also buy a syringe, then slip into an IHOP bathroom stall with my coffee spoon...I will need no help soaring across the Pond to watch the Eagle soar ever higher. Oh wait, I suffer from needlephobia. Guess I'll settle for ingestion and imagination. Better plan still! Allez BOTE, vite vite Rogi!

tennisenthusiast · 11-26-2011, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sportsfan1

This epic thread deserves a link (of course comprised of basalt fibers and coated with Lindt 90% excellence) from Fed's facebook page

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BTW, the eagle conquered the bulls compatriot today, and the Djoker (does he have a name on this thread like the bull?) chose to shrink away instead of facing the eagle.

We do not take spin monkeys and tankers (gosh we really need a good nickname for djokovic) by names in this thread. No place for them in this thread!

bezs · 11-27-2011, 02:57 AM

The Golden Eagle sexy beast has proved the naysayers, fans of the Serbian Serpent and Spanish Topspinmonkey wrong with its majestic flight this past fall sweeping through Basel and Paris with much aplomb sprinkling wondrous Basalt crystals to one and all.

Now continuing on his majestic flight sweeping past the Big Ben and the London Eye he has landed on the O2 to stamp his seximasterclassness to the masses. Time for the Golden Eagle, Guru of sexy tennis to strut and stamp his sexy tennis and emerge victorious and fly off into the holiday season.

Sentinel · 11-27-2011, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by tennisenthusiast

We do not take spin m* and tankers (gosh we really need a good nickname for djokovic) by names in this thread. No place for them in this thread!

I thought he had been nicknamed Possum by some people recently. I don't know how it happened, i was sort of absent for a bit.

Please avoid using the m-word - can get you in trouble. Peeps are very sensitive here.

Smasher08 · 11-27-2011, 07:50 AM

Live shot from London: Tsonga's handlers prep him for his imminent execution:

JoelDali · 11-27-2011, 09:15 AM

If anyone wants to stop by for some Basalt Bars I've got 2 extras.

FedererBestTennis · 11-27-2011, 10:20 AM

I have a trade set up in the for sail forum for Basalt Bars.

tennisenthusiast · 11-27-2011, 10:25 AM

Dear BOTE: Now is the time for us to stay united and stand by golden eagle. Hope the masterclasssexirogi prevails.

11-25-2011, 02:21 PM	#602
stringertom Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 4,959	Guys, I'm working long hours this weekend so won't post much but I'll stock on the 90% Lindt & Eau de Fed so I will be there in spirit. Pick up the slack! Allez BOTE & SexiMasterClassRogi! __________________ "I am easily satisfied by the very best." Sir Winston Churchill; ALLEZ ROGI!

11-25-2011, 06:32 PM	#605
JoelDali Legend Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,949	Picked up 2 Basalt packs at the rock quarry in upstate NY. Shopkeeper said it was "the best" crystalized Basalt hes seen in years. I'm going to crush it down tonight in preparation for the match tomorrow. This stuff is so powerful, so mysterious, even my dog is like yo WTF is that chit. Now I know why Rogi prefers this substance to the woven Karophite Black. The Basalt is just better...ultimate feel... __________________ There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die. Last edited by JoelDali : 11-26-2011 at 05:43 AM.

11-26-2011, 07:07 AM	#607
stringertom Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 4,959	Slept in after 3am shift pedaling thru hills of Gainesville. Missed match but I see I received admirable results from my BOTE pinch hitters! Sitting at IHOP for morning carbo load b4 huge gameday shift. Tried to amplifeel my pancakes w/dash of basalt crystals. Waitress couldn't find any. Settled for Swiss cheese in my omelette. Now, allez SexiMasterClassRogi! Vite Vite! One more desolation of the non-believing heathens that call themselves "competition". One more swath thru the ATP muck, like Sherman to the sea, like a hot BasaltWonderStick thru IHOP butter. Release the Eagle, let your brethren of believers rejoice as his wingspan flirts with the rafters of the Holy Hall named O2! Allez, BOTE! Allez, Rogi! Feel the hug of joy sandwiched between MilkyMirkabreasts and wise sage P-Cone. You shall regale in triumph tomorrow! __________________ "I am easily satisfied by the very best." Sir Winston Churchill; ALLEZ ROGI!

11-26-2011, 07:08 AM	#608
OTMPut Professional Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,404	With a bar of 99% lindt excellence and a rolex watch, keeping watch over the flight of the golden eagle. __________________ I am so mean i am gonna make medicine sick. - Ali.

11-26-2011, 07:32 AM	#609
FedererBestTennis Professional Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Alpine Prostaff Crystal Mine Posts: 964	Really diggin' Rogi today. Sprinkling Rare Prostaph Crystals over Pankakes slathered with GOAT IHOPbutter. Epick. __________________ BLX 6.1 95 16x18 Leaded to 350g/Pro Hurricane 16 @ 56 lbs/Wilson Pro Overgrip/No Dampener/Power Pads/Nike Apparel...