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Old 10-16-2012, 11:59 PM   #1
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Question If the top 4 entered active military service today..

What part of the armed forces would best suit each of them?
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:17 AM   #2
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I guess that Novak haircut suits military at least
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:20 AM   #3
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Rafa - Infantry

Murray - Kitchen Duty (K.P.)

Federer - he;ll get a waiver so forgit.

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Old 10-17-2012, 01:32 AM   #4
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Murray and Nadal would be infantry.

Federer would be behind the lines as a Commander of some sort, giving orders far away from the fighting.

Djokovic... drama department
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:01 AM   #5
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Federer: Admiral (of the legendary Swiss navy)
Djokovic: Fighter pilot
Murray: Private (Army)
Nadal: Special Forces
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Old 10-17-2012, 06:18 AM   #6
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I've always thought Djokovic plays like a soldier.
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Old 10-17-2012, 06:57 AM   #7
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Federer - Navy. I think the uniforms will be too cool to resist for the stylish man. He'll wish he can take his Wimbledon bag along as it would definately suit a potential Admiral's parade uniform

Murray - Special forces. I can imagine Murray living off the land behind enemy lines, cutting power lines and dragging himself to a rescue helicopter with dozens of wounds.

Nadal - Foreign Legion. He'll want to be posted in some dusty clay region where he will dominate any possible threat.

Djokovic - War propaganda. He can make instructional movies and prop up troop morale with goofy stuff.
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Old 10-17-2012, 07:27 AM   #8
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Federer: Chief Spokesman and PR Advisor to the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Nadal: Physical Exercises & Training Officer for the Navy.

Djokovic: Commander in Chief of the Airforce Parachute Regiment, doubling as Entertainments Officer.

Murray: Head of Counter-Espionage and Interrogation for the Army.
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Old 10-17-2012, 07:56 AM   #9
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Rafa would be in the fashion departement, designing and presenting new outfits (short-sleeved of course).

Federer would be in communications and negotiation, he is able to speak fluent in mutliple languages and a proven leader.

Novak is an animal, first one in the line with camouflaged painted all over his face and some big guns.

Murray returns, his mother was sent instead.
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Old 10-17-2012, 08:03 AM   #10
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Roger would be a glider pilot.

Rafa would be a tank commander.

Noel would be a missile battery commander.

Murray would be a drone pilot (just like the PS3)
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Old 10-17-2012, 08:08 AM   #11
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Quote:
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Rafa - Infantry

Murray - Kitchen Duty (K.P.)

Federer - he;ll get a waiver so forgit.

I guess you're back on track, because lately your posts were lame and dry.

But this one is funny as heck. Nice.
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Old 10-17-2012, 10:00 AM   #12
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Federer - Ultimate commander, sits in the office, wears a nice suit with loads of badges.

Djokovic - Leading commander of his squad, has a good fighting spirit and those under him loves him and are loyal to him.

Nadal - Top fighter. Would be #1 fighter for the Djokovic squad.

Murray- Infantry. The first one to die.
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Federer- Medical...because of the Swiss flag.
Nadal-Commander....the leader of the forces.
Murray....Gopher...will be the commander little helper.
Djokovic.....The lone enemy.....takes out 100 amercian forces with a single roar.
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Old 10-17-2012, 11:44 AM   #14
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what about Youzhny?

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Old 10-17-2012, 11:47 AM   #15
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Fed- President, absolute boss. Sits in his office wearing an expensive business suit and flashy tie. Olympic gold medalist in fencing. Hangs an epic French saber above his desk in the Oval Office. Has an impressive collection of Swiss Army knives which he occasionally gives out as souvenirs to the best of the best.

Djokovic- Military. Badass sergeant who has a deep camaraderie with his troops. Super strict, but super goofy at times. Brings smiles to all of his men, whilst simultaneously shaping them into a deadly team. Has a habit of challenging the cocky ones to a wrestling match, then tearing off his shirt and parading around his defeated opponent Silverback style after victory. Disciplined multiple times for disrespecting his superiors, including the President. Dreams of a day when *he* will be President.

Murray- Admiral of the Navy. Badass reputation, but privately likes to wear flamboyant hats and cross dress. Occasionally grows out a mustache just to twirl it around.

Nadal- Navy Seal. One of the guys that kills high profile targets. Has a Swiss Army knife from the President. Keeps the skulls of his victims as trophies.
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Old 10-17-2012, 01:59 PM   #16
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I'd like to see Novak in the infantry unit that gets sent in as the first wave
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Old 10-17-2012, 03:13 PM   #17
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Federer - he;ll get a waiver so forgit.

He already did, the Swiss got mandatory service, which is sort of hilarious for me, as an Israeli, because what the heck do they need it for?
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Old 10-17-2012, 06:05 PM   #18
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I'd take Nadal for infantry. His uncle is already his commander. Uncle Tony tells him when to eat, sleep, sit or stand so he is already a good little soldier.
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