Basalt Wars: A New Hope

[dennis10is]

Originally Posted by JoelDali

Dennis would crush Cindy and Topaz.

Definitely would crushed them both if I fell on them reaching for my 7-11 Double Big Gulp of man juice (Diet Cherry Coke), wearing my Masai Barefoot Technology sandals (with Walmart Starters socks),and rubbing my left nipple with PBJ.

[TRVX1912]

Its kind of wierd that you are stringing low tensions and the frams are collapsing that way. If you were stringing at high tensions I could see that happening. Where are you getting your racquets strung at?

[Pickle9]

Originally Posted by dennis10is

Definitely would crushed them both if I fell on them reaching for my 7-11 Double Big Gulp of man juice (Diet Cherry Coke), wearing my Masai Barefoot Technology sandals (with Walmart Starters socks),and rubbing my left nipple with PBJ.

Starter socks are the only thing of note that I've found at Walmart.

[J011yroger]

Originally Posted by Pickle9

Starter socks are the only thing of note that I've found at Walmart.

I buy motor oil for my own car at Walmart, it is cheaper than I can get it from out supplier.

J

[J011yroger]

Originally Posted by TRVX1912

Its kind of wierd that you are stringing low tensions and the frams are collapsing that way. If you were stringing at high tensions I could see that happening. Where are you getting your racquets strung at?

It is certainly not the fault of the stringers. These racquets just suck.

My Ncodes and Kfactors held up great, my normal stringer is awesome, he strings for Wilson at the USO, and Tom has been a tour stringer and customizer for god knows how long.

J

[J011yroger]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

J

[maxpotapov]

Originally Posted by J011yroger

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

J

What happened?

[J011yroger]

Wonder how much longer I can stand to let my hair grow. Starting to look like Magnum 3.14.

J

[Pickle9]

Originally Posted by J011yroger

Wonder how much longer I can stand to let my hair grow. Starting to look like Magnum 3.14.

J

Let's have a contest. I haven't gotten a haircut since 2 weeks before Christmas (or thanksgiving...err same thing)

[J011yroger]

Originally Posted by Pickle9

Let's have a contest. I haven't gotten a haircut since 2 weeks before Christmas (or thanksgiving...err same thing)

Deal.

J

[mikeler]

Grow beards too.

[J011yroger]

Originally Posted by mikeler

Grow beards too.

A man's got to know his limits.

J

[nyc]

pics or it didn't happen

[corbind]

• Grow hair long - check
• Grow beards - check
• See who can go longest without a shower - check
• Blend in NYC as a homeless man - check

[J011yroger]

Originally Posted by nyc

pics or it didn't happen

What level player are you? Come to phillipino Davis cup practice at the NTC.

J

[nyc]

Originally Posted by J011yroger

What level player are you? Come to phillipino Davis cup practice at the NTC.

J

crap point oh.

and no car. stranded in the city. and in need of a haircut too.

[arche3]

Originally Posted by J011yroger

What level player are you? Come to phillipino Davis cup practice at the NTC.

J

What is phillipino davis cup practice? Confused.

[J011yroger]

Originally Posted by nyc

crap point oh.

and no car. stranded in the city. and in need of a haircut too.

Well, if you don't want to come out, I understand, but if you do, the subway drops you right at the door, and whatever your level you will be fine if we play dubs together.

J

[J011yroger]

Originally Posted by arche3

What is phillipino davis cup practice? Confused.

Amazing.

J

[Pickle9]

Originally Posted by arche3

What is phillipino davis cup practice? Confused.

sorry but you can't possibly comprehend unless you've experienced it. the epic usta mixed dubs captain, the LBFMs, JD blowing basalt kisses, the IMMORTAL QUAN, Jolly GOATing, honestly its all too much.

sublime.

surreal.