I need some trash talk ideas

[Roforot]

Your momma's so fat, when she wear a green dress white her white purse, kids try to hit serves into her neck fold.

Your momma's so cheap, she couldn't buy you nothing but that *****y (insert frame)

Your momma's so nasty, Phillopousis wouldn't hit it.

(when there's a let cord), say "Did your momma fall down?"

[Bungalo Bill]

Originally Posted by Roforot

Your momma's so fat, when she wear a green dress white her white purse, kids try to hit serves into her neck fold.

Your momma's so cheap, she couldn't buy you nothing but that *****y (insert frame)

Your momma's so nasty, Phillopousis wouldn't hit it.

(when there's a let cord), say "Did your momma fall down?"

You talking to my teammate?

[ShooterMcMarco]

Roforot, your momma is so ugly, Federer would rather f#@! his cow than her.

[Rickson]

Originally Posted by ShooterMcMarco

Roforot, your momma is so ugly, Federer would rather f#@! his cow than her.

You now hold the title for the worst "your momma" joke ever.

[Mr.Federer]

When you win a point say: "sooo easy".

[Roddick The Beast]

Originally Posted by Mr.Federer

When you win a point say: "sooo easy".

Ok, your's is the best. LMAO, "it's so easy", c'mon! "It's so easy." C'mon ^_^ LMAO, "it's so easy", c'mon! "It's so easy." C'mon ^_^ LMAO, "it's so easy", c'mon! "It's so easy." C'mon ^_^

[Jon Hampton]

I honestly start calling out my shots before I hit them, just because I want my friend to think I'm so cocky about my shots that I even if he knows what's coming, I'll still hit a winner on him anyway.

[DRtenniS1112]

I am a frequent user of how do u like these lines...

They respond in whatever way

You say oh i cuz i just painted em

[Roddick The Beast]

Originally Posted by Jon Hampton

I honestly start calling out my shots before I hit them, just because I want my friend to think I'm so cocky about my shots that I even if he knows what's coming, I'll still hit a winner on him anyway.

That can be seen as rude. You shouts (or speech) could starlte the opponent, causing them to lose focus, be it 1 millisecond etc., it still may potentially cause them to lose focus. There's a rule against that too.

[Kabob190]

as your walking on the court say "just remember the ball is the yellow thing"

my friend always said this to me when i was first starting out. It was actually more annoying than funny.

[Ammo]

ur mom is like a shotgun, two cocks and she's ready to blow!
ur mom is like a Christmas tree, everyone puts their balls on her!
ur mom is like a light switch, even a four year old can turn her on!
ur mom is so fat, when she fel in love she broke it!
ur mom is so stupid, she stood on a chair to raise her IQ!

-peace

[Kabob190]

close your mouth when you're talkin to me

[Roddick The Beast]

Originally Posted by Kabob190

close your mouth when you're talkin to me

Talk to the hand! (corny!) Haha

[Roforot]

Originally Posted by Ammo

ur mom is like a shotgun, two cocks and she's ready to blow!
ur mom is like a Christmas tree, everyone puts their balls on her!
ur mom is like a light switch, even a four year old can turn her on!
ur mom is so fat, when she fel in love she broke it!
ur mom is so stupid, she stood on a chair to raise her IQ!

-peace

Your momma jokes are better than mine (though I tried to tie mine to tennis); you must have had more practice than I

[Roddick The Beast]

Originally Posted by Roforot

Your momma jokes are better than mine (though I tried to tie mine to tennis); you must have had more practice than I

Naw, it's called "Google". Originality no longer exists. Didn't you know that?

[Freedom]

Lol I call my shots too. Not in official matches, of course. But I always tell my friend when I am about to pass him. He gets ****ed when the ball goes past right like I said it would too.

Just say "Your mom" after everything. Everything. Even when you aren't playing tennis.

[Jon Hampton]

Originally Posted by Roddick The Beast

That can be seen as rude. You shouts (or speech) could starlte the opponent, causing them to lose focus, be it 1 millisecond etc., it still may potentially cause them to lose focus. There's a rule against that too.

Beast, we're talking about a friendly match here, not a professional tournament. Talking during points during a friendly match is perfectly acceptable if both people think it's okay.

Now, word to your mother.

[Andres]

Just tell him you slept with his wife, that would kill him...

You: - Oh yeah? And I just SLEPT WITH YOUR WIFE!!!
Him: -
Other guy: - His wife is in a coma...

[katastrof]

Originally Posted by Andres Guazzelli

Just tell him you slept with his wife, that would kill him...

You: - Oh yeah? And I just SLEPT WITH YOUR WIFE!!!
Him: -
Other guy: - His wife is in a coma...

Seinfeld freak, Andres?

[sureshs]

I came here to play tennis with you, not badminton.