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Old 07-18-2004, 11:16 PM   #1
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Default I want to be EXACTLY like FEDERER

Can someone tell me what i need to have to be like federer, in terms of look? I mean the full range...

from clothes, to shoes, underwear, hairbad, racket, casual clothes, tooth paste, travel bag, watch... etc etc.. everything...
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Old 07-19-2004, 12:16 AM   #2
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Old 07-19-2004, 04:12 AM   #3
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I hear that Roger Federer doesn't use the RF1 perfume. Apparently he uses another perfume which smells like it, only he uses the same bottle.
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Old 07-19-2004, 04:56 AM   #4
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I hear that Roger Federer doesn't use the RF1 perfume. Apparently he uses another perfume which smells like it, only he uses the same bottle.
I think you mean cologne, not perfume.
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Old 07-19-2004, 05:22 AM   #5
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clothes would be nike. the new nike polos for matches and casual would be the baseball style nike t shirts. regular shorts. shoes would be vapor s2 for matches and air zoom vapors for casual (red). couldnt tell you the underwear. hair = long and ponytail with a white tie. something painted like a n code...just get an n code for the racket. tooth paste? i assume crest lol. Travel bag would be the new wilson tour bag (black/white) and a spare nike bag. Watch would be maurice lacroix. I'd go with the tiago (thats the one i got).

Yes, i pretty much have these exact same things..i realize that its pretty sad :> (my hair hasnt grown all the way yet :>)
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Old 07-19-2004, 05:51 AM   #6
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Don't forget the Jockstrap in the style of the Swiss flag. Erm.... At least thats what I hear he wears

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Old 07-19-2004, 08:55 AM   #7
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If you wanna look like fed -try MTV makeover waanna look like famous person. Other wise KEEP DREAMING...
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Old 07-19-2004, 09:11 AM   #8
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Can someone tell me what i need to have to be like federer, in terms of look? I mean the full range...

from clothes, to shoes, underwear, hairbad, racket, casual clothes, tooth paste, travel bag, watch... etc etc.. everything...
There is a rumor that Federer wears is lucky thongs at every grand slam event.
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Old 07-19-2004, 09:34 AM   #9
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For a moment I thought you wanted to play like Fed, then I realized all you want to do is just look like him

That is certainly an easier goal, and maybe you will strike fear into the heart of your opponents and when they see you walk out and they will run away screaming in terror, rather than start playing and expose you for the fraud you are
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Old 07-19-2004, 10:46 AM   #10
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Step one - grow hair out like a girl

Step two - have mom or girlfriend show you how to put it in a poney tail.
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Step 3 plastic surgery. Especially rhinoplasty

Step 4- while recovering from surgery. Couses in Animal care - cattle, and music, Alpenhorn.
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Step 5- Make sure you are really skinny(upper body), and have a little bit of a gut. Have semi-muscular legs.
Step 6- Dress grungy sometimes, hip casual other times, never sporty in casual situations.
Step 7- Get a big honker(nose).
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Step 8 - Don't wash hair for as long as your still in the tournament.
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Step 9- Sack your Coach
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Old 07-19-2004, 11:49 AM   #15
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Are you 6'1"? Are you Swiss? Do you have a funny shaped nose? Those are 3 things to be working on right there.
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A friend of mine calls Fed the Monet-man. He looks good from a distance, but he doesn't look the same up close.
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Old 07-19-2004, 12:20 PM   #17
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Roger is very sexy......the artistry and finesse he displays on court.....I wouldn't mind him handling me with such finesse
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Old 07-19-2004, 12:23 PM   #18
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Get someone to punch you in nose a few times.
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Old 07-19-2004, 12:38 PM   #19
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And don't forget to beg Wilson for a PS 85 that looks like a PS 90 that looks like a ncode six one that looks like <insert model here> equipped with a custom super duper instantly switchable paintjob.

That is what will truly separate you from all the other Federer wannabes

p.s. buy a truckload of used sweaty Nike wristbands on **** to throw into the crowd after each match !
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Old 07-19-2004, 12:39 PM   #20
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I did. She's called "the wife".
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