Little known fakt.
Wimbledon named No. 1 Court after my wife's cousin's great great grandfather, Mr. Number One Court. Big hitter in his day. "One" was his middle name.
Number Court was cousin to the great grandfather of the family of Barrymore Court, of New South Wales. Mr. Barrymore Court, in 1967, married a sheila called Margaret Smith (Maggie was a strong tennis player who won several tournament titles all over the world). We now know her as Margaret Court, for whom a court is named in Melbn Park.
Ok, kidding (half-kidding), but at this rate, people are going to name their kids things like Justice, Number, and DiVersatee.
And because of technology, so-chill media, and not-so-chill media, every famous person's reputation is going to be either so contrived or so bad, that it will trigger the masses if a venue is named for them.
So....no names. Just Number One Court, Number Two Court, Number Three Court, etc.
Then people will protest the use of the word, Court, because margaret smith court is so epically evil, right? So like, let's never call any basketball or tennis court a court. It is now a cancha or a pista. Or a grid. And naming rights go to the highest bidders.
Ok, if you'll excuse me, i am off to watch the 14u mixed dubs final of a National Open: Preston Jones / Crestyn Browne vs SeReno Wayans / DiVersatee Klass. It is scheduled on Grid 21 at the new Barbara Malia Bush Sportsplex sponsored by Baron Chelsea Trump casino and dance hall. It's across the Lincoln Navigator Tunnel just past MercedesBenz-MLK Blvd off the Amazon Freeway.