Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?

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stringertom

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IA-SteveB said:
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Whale birthing bench???
 
Genious at Work

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JoelDali said:
It is apparent that you eschew the Sureshian Spray(TM) and do not wish to participate in the 3.5 Men’s Topless Tourney at the STC this Sunday after dinner.

Sad for all Indian scented 4.0 champion Internet Tennis players.
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Nobody's prefect, but I'm butter than moist.

I can't commit to topless practice at this time, but I wood be gratefool if you can send me a high resolution video of Sureshs's Fertility Dance body motions near the net in standard GIF form so I can enjoy it and dew the kneedful in the train to work to give some relaxation. Reply kindly and without resendment at your earliest conveyance.
 
stringertom

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Genious at Work said:
Nobody's prefect, but I'm butter than moist.

I can't commit to topless practice at this time, but I wood be gratefool if you can send me a high resolution video of Sureshs's Fertility Dance body motions near the net in standard GIF form so I can enjoy it and dew the kneedful in the train to work to give some relaxation.
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:-D :-D:-D
 
Genious at Work

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sureshs said:
Here is a great idea I had just now:

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It's not fare. Why have physical prowess, beauty, generosity, and intelligence been so unequally partitioned by Divine Providence amongst man? Don't u have enough with ur secksi volleys that you must also flaunt ur ingenuity so? I feel like killing myself eating peanut butter cups right now. Disgust with myself right now for never having ideas like that. :cautious:
 
Raul_SJ

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Souresherer's open letter to Federerer.
Drop him from the Laver Cup.
If you don't, it shows you have no balls and no respect for the game and its officials and umpires, and are only about money, and all your talk about the tradition of tennis is BS.
You have not taken a stand on any important issue in your life, like Justin Gimelstob. Here is a chance to redeem yourself.
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I really despise the Laver Cup format... "Team World" versus "Team Europe". :rolleyes:

Such phony forced camaraderie between players. It is so cringey. Absolutely hate it.

This whole event needs to be scrapped.

@stringertom Revert back with your verdict on this lame event.
 
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stringertom

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Raul_SJ said:
Souresherer's open letter to Federerer.


I really despise the Laver Cup format... "Team World" versus "Team Europe". :rolleyes:

Such phony forced camaraderie between players. It is so cringey. Absolutely hate it.

This whole event needs to be scrapped.

@stringertom Revert back with your verdict on this lame event.
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Wood bee phun iff awl r dressed inn Sabooshsaris whiff plintea uv lamee seaqueens two sellabrait lameness.

Pleeze revert bacque whiff inny modi ficadhuns uv this IDa.
 
JoelDali

JoelDali

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IA-SteveB said:
I had a message that a post was deleted in another thread with a reason “Sureshs Spam.” That made me laugh.
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Maude’s have not seen the drop volley.

Please kindly revert to this secure message with more details so we can investigate the issue.
 
Sentinel

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JoelDali said:
Distasteful and disgust to infer Sasoosh’s penile projectile is infertile is both vile and abhorrent.
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I have reviewed your last 50,000 poasts and have come to the firm conclusion that you have lost your sanctity.



Reporting you after my post-prandial restroom visit.
 
Sentinel

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sureshs said:
It is interesting how these religious preacher types make it a point to highlight their science or engineering background if they have one. There is one from India, Muktananda, who is always advertised as an engineering and MBA graduate.

In the original concept of Sannyasa or renunciation to become a monk, the person was " born again" with a new name and would never refer to his life before the initiation, and followers were also instructed not to ask, the analogy being that if you are thirsty and come across a river with pure water, would you first ask where the river had its tiny origins in the mountains?

But now any science background is paraded to show that person has "understood" science and is not a loser who turned to religion with no other choice.
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Saw plenty of these PhD's, doctors etc being highlighted in front of the masses at the Kalki
I figured that the masses would think that if these educated people can believe in this stuff then it must be real.

That is why i think foreigners would also get front seats at all the darshans.

There were also a large number of people from the Navy who were into the Kalki thing. They would all come in uniform (either blue, or white starched with all the buttons / shiny stuff) for the functions. Must have had a very positive effect on the laity.
 
Sentinel

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Genious at Work said:
I haven't scene it per say, but I have scene the crop circles.

Know what I'm saying, dawg?
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Manoj Night Shyamalan made a movie about dem crap circles. But he tried to link them with aliens.

Radioactive golden nuggets!!! Just imagine. What if the NK's got their hands on it :(
 
Sudacafan

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Sentinel said:
Saw plenty of these PhD's, doctors etc being highlighted in front of the masses at the Kalki
I figured that the masses would think that if these educated people can believe in this stuff then it must be real.

That is why i think foreigners would also get front seats at all the darshans.

There were also a large number of people from the Navy who were into the Kalki thing. They would all come in uniform (either blue, or white starched with all the buttons / shiny stuff) for the functions. Must have had a very positive effect on the laity.
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What do you think: these gurus should be revered, or imprisoned?
 
Sudacafan

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Sentinel said:
anand-amritraj-759.jpg


indianexpress.com

ITF should take a trip to Pakistan and then decide if it’s safe enough, says Anand Amritraj

Ex-Davis Cup captain Anand Amritraj is amazed that the final call on the contentious Davis Cup tie between India and Pakistan will be taken by an official who knows nothing about the situation.
indianexpress.com indianexpress.com

I saw this in the papers today and thought that image of AA might look funny as my next avatar ??? :D :D
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The ITF made the corresponding research and finally decided that the India - Pakistan Davis Cup tie will be held in a soon to be designated town in Kashmir.
 
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JoelDali

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Sentinel said:
I have reviewed your last 50,000 poasts and have come to the firm conclusion that you have lost your sanctity.



Reporting you after my post-prandial restroom visit.
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Your constant reporting which instigated the removal of the Like Butt Ton is a travesty, an outrage and a scandal that must be investigated.

Sad for Jeejo and Latha today because they were willing to help u transcend 3.5 men’s topless purgatory. But now you will wake up crying out in the night for a drop volley and no one will revert back to you.
 
Raul_SJ

Raul_SJ

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Sentinel said:
anand-amritraj-759.jpg


indianexpress.com

ITF should take a trip to Pakistan and then decide if it’s safe enough, says Anand Amritraj

Ex-Davis Cup captain Anand Amritraj is amazed that the final call on the contentious Davis Cup tie between India and Pakistan will be taken by an official who knows nothing about the situation.
indianexpress.com indianexpress.com

I saw this in the papers today and thought that image of AA might look funny as my next avatar ??? :D :D
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Ananda is such a scary ugly looking fellow . Saboosh's cousin?
Is he spoken for? A/S/L?
:(
 
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Turbo-87

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[QUOTE="Sentinel, post: 13654415, member: 28953”]
Would he beat Ben Johnson by a full stride, or slightly less ?
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Sureshs doesn’t partake in the consumption of PEDs like Johnson did. His eyes are yellow for other reasons.
 
Genious at Work

Genious at Work

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Sentinel said:
Manoj Night Shyamalan made a movie about dem crap circles. But he tried to link them with aliens.

Radioactive golden nuggets!!! Just imagine. What if the NK's got their hands on it :(
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They might get their hands on Sureshs but they will never be able to get their arms around him.
 
Sudacafan

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stringertom said:
Eye let geaux a suroosh this mourning that maid mye ayes water.
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It would have been very difficult to choose only one emoji from the set arbitrarily discontinued last week.
Maybe all six together would have been needed to express the feeling you got.
By the way, I assume that your avatar change was inspired by your morning experience.
 
stringertom

stringertom

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Sudacafan said:
It would have been very difficult to choose only one emoji from the set arbitrarily discontinued last week.
Maybe all six together would have been needed to express the feeling you got.
By the way, I assume that your avatar change was inspired by your morning experience.
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Visual protest of reaction suppression era. The “eek” emoji wuz an option but in a different menu format than their aborted recent attempt at “improvements.”
 
JoelDali

JoelDali

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Sudacafan said:
It would have been very difficult to choose only one emoji from the set arbitrarily discontinued last week.
Maybe all six together would have been needed to express the feeling you got.
By the way, I assume that your avatar change was inspired by your morning experience.
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Do u think Blake will steal Hannah from Dylan and end up giving Sapoosh the Final Rose?
 
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