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I didn't know that Jolly used camouflage techniques to attempt to edge his way closer to Sureshs.
Genious at Work
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Imagine if a couple of newlyweds had axed you at that very moment to take a picture of them. Wow. Would never happen because the groom would be suspicious though...
Genious at Work
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@Sudacafan is kind of right though. Dali makes no since 99% of the time. If he knocks his head some day diagnosis is going to be a biatch.Mutch exsight that Senyore Dali is bacque.
Kant weight to be repawted.
Genious at Work
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He got that one as a gift from the volleyball expro for warming her up so effectively.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
I copied below the Suresh Shetty Wiki article starting caveat for your guidance.Shetty is handling the STC Front Desk. Dikshit is heading the backend team.
Please contact them for any requirements via gishpuppy.
Suresh Shetty - Wikipedia
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Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Does that entail some kind of reportable offense?
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
You must be talking about @natalia@Sudacafan is kind of right though. Dali makes no since 99% of the time. If he knocks his head some day diagnosis is going to be a biatch.
I live by the teachings of Saboosh Gospel and his prophet Daley Joelho.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Yes, verry sirprize know @natalia bacque whiff us sense the reetern uv JollyDolly.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
She mussed bee inn pane frum whatching ewe plié.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Mutch exsight that Senyore Dali is bacque.
Kant weight to be repawted.
U denied sureshh and rejected the half volley. U had an opportunity to train and reach for top 4.0 levels. Jeejo was willing to take u into his bedroom and change your life and Internet tennis levels. But now in your old age you’re declining swiftly. Sad.
No srrhhhhoshhh
No peace
Know srrroushhh
Pain-free release
Turbo-87
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Was his bag on her bench prior to this event?
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
U denied sureshh and rejected the half volley. U had an opportunity to train and reach for top 4.0 levels. Jeejo was willing to take u into his bedroom and change your life and Internet tennis levels. But now in your old age you’re declining swiftly. Sad.
No srrhhhhoshhh
No peace
Know srrroushhh
Pain-free release
Still waiting for you to report me.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
If you were straight you would be watching the woman, not the guy.
In some countries, this is illegal and immoral.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Don't think it would do much damage. The drop volley gif has impaired his mental faculties.
Sudacafan
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In some districts, it is punished by electric stool.
(Go figure).
Genious at Work
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Dali used to be kewl. Now he jest goes own and own about Sureshs. He weaves in the passed and when he spews nonsense about the droop volley he gets more hyper than Steve Ballmer on amphetamines.
Genious at Work
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That is what is called in legal circles a Dung Deal.
Genious at Work
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Fedace said in 4chan's Sureshs Area that Dali was missing because he filed for workman's comp because he tried to forward Sureshs an instant massage in an unsecured platform and the platform released and Sureshs fell hine first on Dali's foot.
Fedace is pretty unreliable as far as newstories go.
Genious at Work
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I learned today that Sureshs attracts the Earth with a force equal to the force the Earth attracts Sureshs with but with an opposite direction. That will show the Earth.
The next lesson the teacher says we will learn how many Fig Newtons it takes for Sureshs to reach terminal velocity.
Knowlege is fun.
The next lesson the teacher says we will learn how many Fig Newtons it takes for Sureshs to reach terminal velocity.
Knowlege is fun.
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Genious at Work
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Genious at Work
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Richard Attenborough had a special on Sureshsian mating rituals but they cancelled it right after the episode on feral moans and fertility topspin courtship strokes because of Christian pressure groups.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Where do the Chrischun groups apply the pressure ? Does it help in premature devilry ?
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
You'll have to learn calculus to plot the tragictory of sureshes projectiles -- applying your knowledge in real life is a blast.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Can you pls talk in plain english, this is not slashdot.org or ycombinator.com. we are not tech geeks.
What do you mean Dali got lost in Sureshs Area ? (that is all i could get from the gobbledegook you threw up on this secure encrypted fault-tolerant highly-available globally distributed decentralized microblogging platefarm.)
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
That's nothing. In Kinter Garden they taught us that Sureshez mass is greater than that of the Earth, He is attracting the Andromeda Galaxy and will consume it in a few billion years just after he has expanded and swallowed the Earth into himself.
Our teacher refused to tell us the outcome of this gastronomic exercise.
I've been afrayed of knowledge ever since.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
I hear that during the trial when surehs gently adjusted himself on the chair/stool, they had what is called a runaway jury.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
You are lucky he also repels Uranus with equal force otherwise we'd be choking and gasping all our lives in a cold, methane blob.
Actually, judging by the "severe plus" pollution levels in my city, I guess Uranus would not be much worse, so I gass you would survive too.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
This has nothing to do with achieving Internet Tennis Immortality.
I award you no points and I am appalled by these calmints.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Hear iz sum gnawledge mini cunsidder phun:
De minnie mum speed reechoired four de Desabooshian two wretch phull pflux capacitor operation iz 88 mph ore rufflee haff the speed uv pflautence butt 4x the speed uv a Poobartoli serve.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
On Sabooshs’ phinal “rose” frum the toylette seet everee mourning anne alarm sownds two warn Vortexians two dawn there ga.s.s masques.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
The Sureshs can be crowned in both singles and doubles today. Just imagine, go figure.
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natalia
Hall of Fame
Azure
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Yes he has the figure of two people.
Genious at Work
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Is this from The Milkmaid's Tail?
Genious at Work
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Wow. No wonder the productivity at his new company is threw the roof. Sureshs is like Durga with a Dvorak keyboard and he has Ganesh's trunque to hit that return key with gusto.
Genious at Work
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The last time Sureshs crowned his progenitor had to be put in an induced coma to withstand that humongous burrito of humanity.
Genious at Work
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Are ewe saying that the Emergency Roto Rooter Response Thiem are the ones getting the final rose? Wow.
Genious at Work
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Bacque to the Farture?
Genious at Work
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Here is a picchore of the last Persian that shared a compartment in Amtrak with Gureshs.
Genious at Work
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Is that now in the court of a peals?
Genious at Work
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You need to calm down and revert. Maybe you need a piece-full Sureshsian Release?
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Bla.s.sphemy! Mutch moar than too peeps duz itt taik two maik Sabooshsian sighs cymbewlashun! At leased fore heftys ore ate minis.
Genious at Work
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Spandex allows Sureshs to let his kinetic chain flow freely like an overflowing bowl of gravy, causing great excite amongst spectators in his practice sessions.
Genious at Work
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One thyme when I was a little Persian and I was going to the Chuck-e-Cheese I saw Sureshs turn a corner and I thought it was the Macy's Thanksgiving's Day Parade.
stringertom
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Eye raze a leg win aye sea Sabooshs inn Spandex.
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