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@Doctor/Lawyer Red Devil it is time we start a new trend and in the light of the holiday spirit... start exchanging gifts among TTW members. Everybody could use something helpful this holiday... what do you need?
Do you wake up in the middle of the night screaming weak era!
Do you see mugs every where? Even when they are wine glasses?
Does everything suck? Do you throw up when you hear the phrase "next-gen?"
.... Well we have the perfect gift for you this holiday...
The NEW MUG/Wine Glass!!! So when you feel like everything is a mug, just remember that it is actually a wine glass!
Just for @weakera @Lleytonstation @Tennis_Hands @tennis_pro
Can you only count to 17? Do you feel stuck?
Do you commonly want to throw objects at women just standing there?
Do you try to catch love when someone throws it? Do you feel like a third wheel?
Did you start watching tennis after 2010?
Do you want to visit the tombs in Egypt? Is your father crazy?
... Well look no further this holiday season...
The NEW 20**** Counting puzzle!!! To assure you that there is a number after 17!!
@Nole Slam @NoleFam @TheAssassin @GabeT @TripleATeam @TheNachoMan @Tennis_Freak99
When you see the numbers 40 and 15 do you have seizures? Do you curse every time you hear the words "breakpoint?"
Do you feel like time is not on your side? Do you constantly have to move football/soccer goals when you see them?
Do you feel over the hill when you turn 30? Do you smile when you see goats? Do you feel the need to seed clay to turn it to grass?
... Well you are in luck this holiday season...
The NEW Tennis Balls for your walker!!!
@Breakpointerer @Third Serve @NatF @BeatlesFan @Lleytonstation @oldmanfan @PeoplesChamp
Do you believe the world should be covered in clay? Do you love h2h?
Are you obsessed with the Olympics? Does your calendar end in October?
Do you feel claustrophobic indoors? Do you feel like you are never good enough?
Are you constantly in physical pain? Are you always late?
... Well Merry Christmas we have the gift for you...
IT EVEN TELLS TIME!!!!
@MichaelNadal @Yugram @Rafa.the.Magnificent @Tiki-Taka @The Blond Blur @vive le beau jeu ! @weakera
Do you think 2021 will be better and different? Do you have too much faith? Do you constantly feel let down?
Are your cabinets filled with mugs? Are you starting to question your beliefs? Do you still believe Thiem actually has a slam?
... Well, happy holidays, as we have the perfect gift for you...
The NEW DIAMOND tennis ball pendant!!!
@Meles
Do you struggle with identity? Do you get angry even when everything is going your way?
Do you feel like the world will end everyday? Do you hate the ones you love?
Do you have no trust in others? Is winning not good enough anymore?
.. well.. unfortunately... no such gift yet exists...
@StrongRule
Do you wake up in the middle of the night screaming weak era!
Do you see mugs every where? Even when they are wine glasses?
Does everything suck? Do you throw up when you hear the phrase "next-gen?"
.... Well we have the perfect gift for you this holiday...
The NEW MUG/Wine Glass!!! So when you feel like everything is a mug, just remember that it is actually a wine glass!
Just for @weakera @Lleytonstation @Tennis_Hands @tennis_pro
Can you only count to 17? Do you feel stuck?
Do you commonly want to throw objects at women just standing there?
Do you try to catch love when someone throws it? Do you feel like a third wheel?
Did you start watching tennis after 2010?
Do you want to visit the tombs in Egypt? Is your father crazy?
... Well look no further this holiday season...
The NEW 20**** Counting puzzle!!! To assure you that there is a number after 17!!
@Nole Slam @NoleFam @TheAssassin @GabeT @TripleATeam @TheNachoMan @Tennis_Freak99
When you see the numbers 40 and 15 do you have seizures? Do you curse every time you hear the words "breakpoint?"
Do you feel like time is not on your side? Do you constantly have to move football/soccer goals when you see them?
Do you feel over the hill when you turn 30? Do you smile when you see goats? Do you feel the need to seed clay to turn it to grass?
... Well you are in luck this holiday season...
The NEW Tennis Balls for your walker!!!
@Breakpointerer @Third Serve @NatF @BeatlesFan @Lleytonstation @oldmanfan @PeoplesChamp
Do you believe the world should be covered in clay? Do you love h2h?
Are you obsessed with the Olympics? Does your calendar end in October?
Do you feel claustrophobic indoors? Do you feel like you are never good enough?
Are you constantly in physical pain? Are you always late?
... Well Merry Christmas we have the gift for you...
IT EVEN TELLS TIME!!!!
@MichaelNadal @Yugram @Rafa.the.Magnificent @Tiki-Taka @The Blond Blur @vive le beau jeu ! @weakera
Do you think 2021 will be better and different? Do you have too much faith? Do you constantly feel let down?
Are your cabinets filled with mugs? Are you starting to question your beliefs? Do you still believe Thiem actually has a slam?
... Well, happy holidays, as we have the perfect gift for you...
The NEW DIAMOND tennis ball pendant!!!
@Meles
Do you struggle with identity? Do you get angry even when everything is going your way?
Do you feel like the world will end everyday? Do you hate the ones you love?
Do you have no trust in others? Is winning not good enough anymore?
.. well.. unfortunately... no such gift yet exists...
@StrongRule
