Life after Srsh Thread

Turbo-87

G.O.A.T.
Some people in the lunch room were discussing the topness of The Sureshs™. It sounded like they were all in agreement that he is the top player and is also top at general knowledge. One person did say that he was a Professor Google but I don't believe that. He really does know everything about everything.
 

donquijote

G.O.A.T.
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guanzishou

G.O.A.T.
Who iz Dennis ???
"Srsh tennis 1" YouTube video was a misspelling of "Srsh Denny's 1".

We are waiting for the release of Srsh Wendy's video at the moment.

Srsh accidentally took up Tennis bcoz he thought he was playing Denny's.

His dream match is to play against Denny's.


Shapovalov or Sandgren or Novak.


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JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Our country club golf pro is teaching Srsher mental toughness techniques and providing his own tip for championship seeking players in golf and life itself.
 

Sudacafan

Bionic Poster
This threat serves as a connection with reality for not a few people.
Srsh provides vital services to the tennis progress in all geographies at the highest levels ever seen.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
4DX with its mooving seat technology, win combined whiff Smellovision, iz the ownleigh weigh two pheel the powher uv the mourning droop volleighs executed frum his pour saline thrown.
My neighbor was a hardened Vietnam vet who had seen unspeakable things in Nan Ching and he used to sleep like a baby, but after watching the droop volley in 4DX he committed mass suicide (he was a very fat man).
 

guanzishou

G.O.A.T.
Your eschewed attitude towards spraying casual balls at the STC damages Surshererz reputation for excellence and taste, and hurts his most ardent fans in Islamabad and Miami.
70 stone Pakistani man 'Hulk' looking for love - but you have to be more than 16 stone to apply

Arbab Khizer Hayat - who is 6ft 6in tall and scoffs an incredible 10,000 calories a day - says he's already snubbed up to 300 woman who wanted marry him because they weren't tall or fat enough

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Arbab Khizer Hayat is one of the world's fattest men

By
Taniya Dutta
  • 14:18, 20 Jan 2020

One of the world's fattest men is looking for love - but he's refusing to date any woman who weighs less than 16 stone.


Arbab Khizer Hayat, 27, tips the scales at just under 70 stone and is known as Pakistan's 'Hulk man'.



He's 6ft 6in tall and scoffs an incredible 10,000 calories a day.


But he says he's now under pressure from his family to find a woman to marry and start a family with - but he hasn't yet met anyone who has taken his fancy.


He claims he's already snubbed up to 300 woman who wanted to live happily ever after with him - but they weren't tall or fat enough for him to consider as a bride, as he's worried he would crush an average-sized woman.

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The 27-year-old weighs just less than 70 stone (
Image:
Caters News Agency)


He said: "I want to meet a woman who weighs at least 220lb, and she has to be above 6ft4in tall, so we look right together.

"I need a heavyweight wife so I do not hurt her.



"All the women who have wanted to marry me so far have been too skinny.


"My parents want me to get married. They want to have grand kids but I haven't found the right match for myself.


"In the last seven years, I have been desperately looking for love, and have seen 200-300 girls, but they were all an average weight.

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He says hes now under pressure from his family to find a woman to marry (
Image:
Caters News Agency)

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Arbab Khizer Hayat lifts a motorcycle (
Image:
Caters News Agency)

"I am 6'6 feet tall and weigh almost a tonne so it is not possible to look a normal couple with an average woman. It's very important to me that we look right."


Hayat's perfect woman also needs to be a great cook - as he's expressed a wish for her to help whip up his 10,000 calorie feasts every day.



He typically wolfs down 36 eggs each day for breakfast, along with five litres of milk.


He'll chow down 7lb of meat every day along with bowls full of rice and bread - but claims he faces no health issues because of his phenomenal weight.

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He says he has refused 300 women (
Image:
Caters News Agency)


He added: 'I don't have any medical conditions. I am absolutely fit and comfortable with my weight. But I have to keep exercising and eating to become a world champion strong man.



"I started gaining weight in my teens but I realised that I wanted to get into weightlifting and strongman championships. So I continued to put on weight."


Hayat, who lives in the city of Mardan in Pakistan, started gaining weight in his teens.


In his neighbourhood though, Hayat is already a star. He has been recognised as the world's strongest man across Pakistan.

He became famous after videos of him pulling a tractor by a rope as the machine tries to reverse away from him, went viral.


Hundreds of locals turn up at Hayat's home every day so they can take selfies with the gentle giant.


"I get a lot of love and admiration from the people here. But I don't want to stop here. I want to become a world star," he says.


 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Now is the moment for all good men to assemble and pray for Srshr USO tennis championships prepairashion.

Pray for Srsesh: the only top ATP player who has tamed the great tiger and deadly venomous cobra on centre court. Captured on film for all mankind tennis immortality.

Moar Srsherer. Moar tennis.
 
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