"Wimby Trophy Is Not Enough, Next Time I Steal Mirka" by Rafael Nadal
"If Nadal Bites Me, I Hope He Doesn't Have Mono !!!" by Mirka
"Fed is so Sweet, He Avoids Contacts Since He Got Mono" by Mirka
"Why I Did Not Kiss Roger Before Roland And Wimby" by Rafael Nadal
"I Lost in Paris Because I Kissed Roggie" by Serena Williams
"I Refused To Kiss Fed Because He Had Mono. I Know I Hurt His Ego" by Marion Bartoli
"As My Mother Says: Son, You'd Win USO Even If You Had Mono" by Novak Djokovic
"Shaking and Choking: I Hope I Have Mono!" by Andy Roddick
"If I Was sure I Could Lose 15 Pounds, I'd Like To Catch Mono" by David Nalbandian
"If He Loses Weight After Mono, I'll Kiss David With Tongue" Svetlana Kuznetsova
"Each Time I Lose, It's Because I Have Mono" by Serena Williams
"After I Won Roland Garros, I Caught Mono and I Never Recovered" by Gaston Gaudio