Could someone talk to me about the calorie a carbs intake?
-SF
See, first the carb gets itself a niiiiiice, fresh string. Then it heads on down to where all the calories are expected to gather. Once there, the carb casts this string into the stream of calories and waits for one to bite the string. Now hopefully the carb is a smartcarb and made the string nice and attractive to those calories while keeping the weight of its casting rig to a minimum. This way the carb can make more casts late in the day to keep tempting those calories. Anyway, once the carb has a bite it proceeds to bring in, you could even say reel in, the calorie slow like. Taking its time, letting the calorie have it head when it tries to run, slowly reeling it in when it tires. As the struggle continues, for some odd known reason, other calories tend to grab on to calorie that's caught. This makes the carb work a lot harder but then it's hard to have just one calorie. However once the carb finally gets its haul into where it's at, the carb scoops them up with some type of net and sets off to make itself a little dinner. Often, to increase the overall affect of the calories, the carb will mix those calories with some herbs and spices such as Oreo cookies pieces, Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and yes, even some hot fudge, butterscotch and even some occasional cookie dough. It'll mix the calories up real well, kind of like how swirling snow in the middle of a blizzard gets all mixed up, and sit down for some fiiinnneee eating.
And that, SFrazeur, is how a carb intakes a calorie.