Hmm, you should send that para to Cosmo or Cleo or similar, they could write about 5 different articles, and you could use the money for appropriate time sitting on someone's couch while they use you as a case study for the 'effects of the post-feminism movement on dating'
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And to think that I was going to ask - based on the very start of your post, that you actually are full of yourself just as we all are, after all, if we're not full of ourselves....
who are we full of? And then, then I thought the better and went for the tasteful option
. But now, now that you found the gutter I have decided to join you there.
Woah there Nelly!!! Don't go judging a person by there interwebness, it's how, well, I'm pretty sure that's how really bad things happen. And not bad like murder, bad like the universe decide that Justin Bieber and Britney should join forces and have a child!