Wozniaki gets makeover for the Aussie Open

zapvor

zapvor

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lately i decided shes not as hot as i thought. but she looks good in whatever adidas shes got on
 
cknobman

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Woz is a beautiful woman :)

Her along with Clijsters and Henin are the only women currently I care to watch play.
 
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Manus Domini

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Underhand said:
Poland is in Northern Europe? That's an interesting development. Must be the tectonic movements.
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it's north of scandanavia, so it has to be northern Europe:

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Spin Doctor

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Her outfit is a massive FAIL. Truly hideous and unflattering to her body. Then she's wearing bright orange? nail polish with it (the outfit appears to have pink accents). Last time I checked orange and pink don't go together.
 
cc0509

cc0509

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whoopinstick said:
Gosh, if that is what you can say about Wozi's forehead than I can barely imagine what you could say about Hingis's?
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It is true though. Both Hingis and Wozniacki have huge foreheads. Never understood how anybody finds Wozniacki attractive. Her forehead gives Frankenstein a run for his money. She has bad skin and a square shaped face. She is just average looking at best.

Best looking faces by far at the top of women's tennis now are Sharapova and Ana Ivanovic (and that is not saying much!)
 
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Spin Doctor

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cc0509 said:
Never understood how anybody finds Wozniacki attractive. Her forehead gives Frankenstein a run for his money. She has bad skin and a square shaped face. She is just average looking at best.
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I agree, she's very average. She's barely scraping into the "cute" category and her body is nothing special either. But that tutu outfit isn't helping her that's for sure. Adidas needs new designers.
 
cc0509

cc0509

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Spin Doctor said:
I agree, she's very average. She's barely scraping into the "cute" category and her body is nothing special either. But that tutu outfit isn't helping her that's for sure. Adidas needs new designers.
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LOL! I agree she may just creep into the "cute" category. If she had bangs she would be much better.
 
JoelDali

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Woz and Stosur are both fashion failures today.

Woz looks horrible.

Stosur looks like an 80s trailer chick.
 
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jdubbs

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LOLz at the posters saying Woz is barely passable in looks.

She is drop dead gorgeous and the #1 player in the world to boot.

I guess your wives/GF's are all playboy centerfolds?

She's way out of your league, lets get real here.
 
THUNDERVOLLEY

THUNDERVOLLEY

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jdubbs said:
She is drop dead gorgeous
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That's amusing..or strange...perhaps both.

and the #1 player in the world to boot.
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Safina and Jankovic were #1 players too, and CW has something in common with both as of this date, so it was not wise to mention the ranking.

I guess your wives/GF's are all playboy centerfolds?
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Irrelevant...and it says something that your 1st standard of judgement is Playboy.

She's way out of your league, lets get real here.
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She must be out of your league, as you are incapable of representing anyone else.
 
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TMF

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jdubbs said:
She is drop dead gorgeous and the #1 player in the world to boot.
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Absolutely. Anyone would be blind not to see that.


THUNDERVOLLEY said:
That's amusing..or strange...perhaps both.
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Can’t you just leave the WTA players alone? Look, I know every blonde players are not your taste and even be ugly to you, and only Serena in your eyes is flawlessly beautiful, but no one give a damn about your bad taste in women.
 
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TMF

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Legend of Borg said:
Beauty is subjective.

If someone had a different opinion, that would not make him/her "blind".

A matter of preference.
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I was not meant to refer one player. But for a poster who see nothing(even consider ugly) in Woz, Maria, Dementieva, Ivanovic or Kournikova, then there’s something wrong with him.
 
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Mick

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TMF said:
I was not meant to refer one player. But for a poster who see nothing(even consider ugly) in Woz, Maria, Dementieva, Ivanovic or Kournikova, then there’s something wrong with him.
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i've always wondered why yuri is short and and unattractive but maria is so tall and attractive. her mom must be super tall and attractive to dilute yuri's genes :D
 
li0scc0

li0scc0

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jdubbs said:
LOLz at the posters saying Woz is barely passable in looks.

She is drop dead gorgeous and the #1 player in the world to boot.

I guess your wives/GF's are all playboy centerfolds?

She's way out of your league, lets get real here.
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Post of the day. The guys posting that have 275 pound wives/girlfriends, or live in the basement of their parents at the age of 38 (or, Heaven forbid, both).
 
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jdubbs

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li0scc0 said:
Post of the day. The guys posting that have 275 pound wives/girlfriends, or live in the basement of their parents at the age of 38 (or, Heaven forbid, both).
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Thanks. I mentioned playboy because a friend of mine is mid-30s, makes good money, good personality, but won't even consider a girl unless she looks like a playmate (and he has a subscription to Playboy). Needless to say, he hasn't had a GF for a looooong time.

A girl like Woz, who has a terrific, upbeat personality, great body, and an unbelievable tennis player to boot...well, personally, I find her pretty damn fine.
 
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Sid_Vicious

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li0scc0 said:
Post of the day. The guys posting that have 275 pound wives/girlfriends, or live in the basement of their parents at the age of 38 (or, Heaven forbid, both).
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Actually, I am willing to bet that the posters who are arguing about the supposed beauty queen that is Wozniacki are the ones who have "275 pound wives/girlfriends, or live in the basement of their parents at the age of 38 (or, Heaven forbid, both)". You guys make it seem as if Wozniacki is a godess along with the likes of Scarlett Johansson or Angelina Jolie. To conclude, I would like to make a brash statement nearly equivalent to the one you made...

If a girl like Wozniacki makes you get on all fours and howl like a wolf, than maybe you should leave the confines of your parent's house and go outside to get an idea of reality. Wozniacki is a freakin tennis player not a model.
 
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Sid_Vicious

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THUNDERVOLLEY said:
That's amusing..or strange...perhaps both.



Safina and Jankovic were #1 players too, and CW has something in common with both as of this date, so it was not wise to mention the ranking.



Irrelevant...and it says something that your 1st standard of judgement is Playboy.



She must be out of your league, as you are incapable of representing anyone else.
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Brilliantly stated.
 
cknobman

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Wozniaki's outfit for the AO is one of the worst I have seen so far.

I does nothing to accentuate her figure and the lack of color dosnt work with her complexion.
 
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IvanYentl

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She's too big a girl to get away with that lampshade lower half part of the dress and overly-high waist. It looks silly. For a properly fitting dress, see Vania King.
 
cknobman

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Disagree. The worst outfit has to be Venus.
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Oh yeah Venus is terrible, shes going for that apple pie/homeless crossover look.

When I said one of the worst for Wozniaki I was only referring to the outfits I have seen her wear.
 
li0scc0

li0scc0

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jdubbs said:
Thanks. I mentioned playboy because a friend of mine is mid-30s, makes good money, good personality, but won't even consider a girl unless she looks like a playmate (and he has a subscription to Playboy). Needless to say, he hasn't had a GF for a looooong time.

A girl like Woz, who has a terrific, upbeat personality, great body, and an unbelievable tennis player to boot...well, personally, I find her pretty damn fine.
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I don't get guys on the forums. They prefer a photoshopped Playmate with a 43 IQ and no talents to a woman who is pretty, fit, and can kick their butt on the tennis court. Oh wait...
 
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